The third day of the honeymoon vacation.

It was still dark outside, and the female insect had already gotten up and dressed. A little light came in from the window, enough for an unobstructed view.

"Click." He Yi reached out and slapped on the bedside lamp, rubbing his sleepy eyes, "Why did you get up so early?"

The misunderstanding yesterday not only activated his blood, but also exhausted his energy. And they had been fooling around for quite a while last night, and it was still early now, so sleepy that he kept yawning.

"Wait, Zhao, come here and let me see you," He Yi called the female insect who was putting on her shoes, half-knelt on the bed, pulled him closer, and took a closer look with wide eyes, "Aren't you tired? Is there anything wrong?"

"Not tired." The female insect shook her head.

"Then what happened to you last night..." He Yi's expression at this moment was like that of an innocent girl who was deceived by a scumbag. He asked with wide eyes, "How can you be so energetic!" His wife was full of energy early in the morning, but he was listless.

——Where is the face of the strong attacker?

He sat down on the bed.

The female insect immediately sounded the alarm in her heart.

It's over. I acted too much last night and forgot to cover it up this morning.

He got into the role in a second, put one hand on his waist, and spoke weakly, "My lord, I seem to feel a little pain here." As he spoke, his left leg was tripped and his right leg happened to fall on the head of the bed, "Ouch, it hurts."

Hearing the weak voice of the female insect, the depressed and decadent male insect turned over as if he was suddenly injected with oxygen, "What's wrong? Where does it hurt? Let me rub it."

The force was neither too light nor too heavy. The male insect rubbed the female insect's waist with a distressed look and whispered, "You are just making a fuss. Why do you get up so early when you don't have to go to work? You are forcing yourself to do it even though you are not feeling well..."

"Hey, you are still smiling?"

Seeing the bright smile in the female insect's eyes, the male insect's gentle expression faded away and put on a cold face and said sinisterly, "You are getting bold, aren't you?"

The female insect turned her face away and said nothing. She

just shook her head lightly. Her shoulders shook.

The male insect was angry, and the other party's shoulders were shaking like an engine. Did he think that he didn't know that he was laughing because he couldn't see his face? The male insect moved his hands to another place, found the female insect's armpits, and quickly and fiercely grabbed them, "I told you to laugh, but you still dare to laugh? I'll make you laugh enough today..."

"Ah...hahaha...male ha...master hahaha stop grabbing..." The female insect laughed out loud, tears flashing in her eyes and begging for mercy.

With the sharpness and speed of the female army, he could have avoided it, but he didn't. How could she miss such a good opportunity to get close to the male master and play with him?

The male insect was merciless, "Do you admit your mistake? Do you still dare to laugh at me, your male master?"

"I dare not, haha...I dare not hahaha~" The female insect twisted her body randomly, not only did she not escape from the male insect's clutches, but she also sent herself into the male insect's clutches very deliberately. The amplitude of the body shaking and the laughter were exaggerated.

Unfortunately, the naive male insect did not notice it, and even thought that such a "stupid" female insect was cute.

After laughing for a while, the sleepiness was gone.

"Why don't you sleep a little longer?"

"There will be visitors today."

"Who?"

"The Xiong Bao Association."

He Yi fell back and lay down again, and said depressedly: "Why didn't I receive the message? Isn't it once a month? The mid-month visit has passed?"

"Have you forgotten? The president said that he would prepare a coming-of-age ceremony for you." The female insect lowered her head slightly, without revealing any emotion in her eyes.

Speaking of this, He Yi was overwhelmed. What gift? It's obvious that they want to destroy his marriage and interfere with his feelings! It seems that there will be a tough battle to fight today. "By the way, how do you know it's today?" He, the insect being visited, didn't know.

"The military has three days of wedding leave. If the president wants to send a gift, he will do it when I'm here." The female insect closed her eyes and said in a calm voice.

Only when he is here can the purpose of suppressing and humiliating him be achieved, and at the same time, appreciate his wolfish attitude of daring to be angry but not to speak out.

...

Sure enough, when it was almost lunchtime, the insects of the Xiongbao Club rang the doorbell.

Unexpectedly, President Howard did not come in person, but the baby-faced Phoebe and six "gifts" of different styles came.

After taking a seat, Phoebe explained her purpose, "The president has been busy preparing for the palace banquet recently and has no time. When I heard that you were here, I took this task."

He Yi nodded to show that he understood.

Phoebe laughed out loud as usual, "Are you surprised? How is it? Is my beautiful face more pleasing to the eye than the old face of the president?"

He Yi: "..." Neither of them is pleasing to the eye, thank you.

Seeing the other party acquiesce, Phoebe laughed even more happily, "Come on, come and have a look, these are all good gifts that the president carefully selected for you."

He clapped his hands, and five military females and one sub-female walked out from behind the sofa and came forward to greet him.

They had just finished the greeting and had no time to introduce themselves, Zhao stood up and walked in front of the male insect, unnoticedly blocking the sticky gazes of other female insects cast on his male master, and asked softly: "Male master, do you need me to make a cup of tea to entertain the guests?"

He emphasized the word "guest".

However, the two careless male insects present did not hear anything unusual. Because he was sitting, He Yi's line of sight could not even reach Zhao's shoulders, so he did not see the female insect's stiff and angry face.

He stretched out his hand to pull the female insect back to the sofa, "No need, let Xiaoyi go." He stood up and walked two steps, raised his hand to turn on the robot standing quietly on the side in standby mode, "Xiaoyi, make tea."

Phoebe on the side, not only did not hear the hostility in the female insect's tone, but was also very relieved: after not seeing Admiral Zhao for a few days, he knew the rules better than before. He clenched his fist with his thumb facing up and made a powerful gesture, "Okay, Mr. He Yi, you have taught well."

He Yi didn't understand. He

didn't respond and just laughed dryly.

Xiao Yi, who had just finished loading the program, did what every male insect early education version robot would do after restarting - automatically search for female insects or sub-female insects within a radius of ten meters. His eyes flashed red, and after a series of intelligent analysis, he began to chant again:

[Ah! The fragile sub-female is a delicate flower, and the reserved male insect should keep one at home! ]

But because of the strong desire to survive, he quickly slipped to the kitchen while chanting.

The fact is indeed as Xiaoyi said. The only sub-female among the six gifts looks very tender, with snow-white skin and red lips, so tender that you can almost pinch water out of her. She has a charming figure and is very conspicuous among the five military females. Phoebe pointed at the petite and tender sub-female and said, "My cousin Joey, isn't she beautiful?"

"The old-fashioned president wants to give you all the military females. He really doesn't understand romance. I took the initiative to find a sub-female for you. It's good to keep the good things in the family. Hehe, isn't it loyal?"

The sub-female who was named took lotus steps lightly, stepped forward and said tenderly, "Good day, Your Highness. My name is Joey. I have admired Your Highness for a long time and want to... serve you for the rest of my life."

He said this short sentence in a tortuous and lingering way, which was tactful and beautiful.

If any other male insect was here, he would definitely take this beautiful and sweet-voiced female into his pocket with a smile, but He Yi only shuddered deeply: Is this the reincarnation of a coquettish spirit?

He rubbed his arms lightly to relieve the discomfort brought by the cold.

Just as he was about to say no, Zhao suddenly stood up and walked away. He Yi's outstretched hand suddenly stopped in mid-air, and he didn't even hold it, "A Zhao, where are you going?"

"My lord, you go first, I'm going to the kitchen to make lunch." The female insect quickened her pace without looking back. It was as if there was a hungry wolf chasing behind.

Looking at the female insect that disappeared in the blink of an eye, He Yi was at a loss for a moment. Wasn't Xiaoyi doing it? But at this moment, he couldn't chase after her to find out what was going on, leaving the guest alone in the living room.

He turned to look at the petite female in front of him, with an arrogant and distant attitude: "Don't love me, it's fruitless."

The female Joey was about to cry in an instant, tears sparkling in her green eyes.

Phoebe immediately frowned and sighed: "Oh my God, you have no sympathy for women! This beauty is used to coax."

He Yi looked at Joey from top to bottom with a sharp look, raised his chin and said arrogantly: "The skin is too white, the hair is too long, the eyes are too big, the nose is not straight enough, the lips are too small..."

After a series of comments, he concluded: "This is also called a beauty?"

Obviously, this is a blatant rejection: I am ordinary, and I am ordinary. You are ordinary, I don't like you!

Perhaps his words were too sharp, and the tears in Joey's eyes were shrunk in shock. The words of His Royal Highness the Male Insect were like a slap in the face that crushed all his pride. At this moment, the self-confidence he was proud of was torn into pieces and crushed in public.

Phoebe was speechless about He Yi's strange aesthetics, "What about these military females? They have different styles, there must be one you like, right?"

He Yi said coldly: "No, I only like A Zhao, and there is only one A Zhao in the world."

Everything is cheap on average, and so is love.

His idea of ​​just wanting to have a partner to accompany him through a long life has become non-mainstream here. The family outlook, life outlook and values ​​of the insect tribe are completely different from those on Earth. In terms of family, they advocate the concept of male superiority and female inferiority. In terms of life, they emphasize the reproduction of the species. In terms of values, they advocate that female insects join the army to realize their values, and male insects lay eggs to realize their values.

But no matter what, he will stick to his own view of love. If you choose to love a bug, you must love it passionately and forever.

In the living room, the noble and arrogant male insect is rejecting the peach blossom that has taken the initiative to deliver it to his door. In the kitchen, the jealous female insect is using the fresh ingredients in the cold storage to find resentment.

Ping-pong.

Another ingredient was smashed into dregs by the kitchen knife.

The cherry-red lower lip was imprinted with deep teeth marks.

The tip of Zhao's tongue tasted slightly bitter, and he could smell a hint of rust. He was both angry and confused. He was angry at why he had just given the male lord the cold shoulder in public. Now one or more female servants were about to come in and snatch away the male lord's gentle and doting gaze. He had done something mad that would disappoint the male lord, and he was afraid that he would never get the male lord's attention again.

He was confused and at a loss.

Ah, that beautiful sub-female boy, so white, soft and smooth, was about to be chosen by the male lord as his "brother"!

No, he couldn't just sit there and wait to die!

He closed his eyes and frantically searched his memory for useful information.

After a while, he opened his eyes and stared blankly at the red marks on his palm caused by holding the knife too hard. Minor wound, red. If the male master still cares about him...

He took a deep breath, his eyes turned red, and walked out of the kitchen quickly.

Oh, sub-female brother?

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