The female insect quickly untied the towel wrapped around the chopsticks, scooped a basin of water, washed the towel, and carefully wiped the blood stains on the male insect's lips.
A series of actions were as natural as flowing water. He Yi realized belatedly that all female insects in the insect tribe were so virtuous?
He's face turned red: "Thank you, thank you."
"You're welcome, my lord. This is what I should do." Zhao dried the towel in his hand and raised the basin to respond.
Although it is said that when in Rome, do as the Romans do, but He Yi is not used to the self-deprecating remarks of the female insect.
So, Zhao, who had just poured the water and entered the room, was pulled to the bed by the male lord.
The two insects sat cross-legged facing each other. The handsome male insect started to scold with a stern face: "From now on, you are not allowed to call yourself 'slave', and you don't have to use honorifics to address me."
Zhao nodded obediently.
"You are not allowed to kneel."
Zhao nodded hesitantly, wanting to say something but stopping.
"Speak." The scolding male insect saw the hesitation in the eyes of the female insect and said gently: "What do you want to say? Say it boldly. I won't blame you."
"If you make a mistake and don't kneel, how can you ask for punishment?" Zhao asked softly with his head down.
"We'll talk about asking for punishment later. Anyway, you are not allowed to kneel." The male insect was determined.
He patiently said, "There are only two of us on this planet, so you don't have to be restrained. You can do whatever you want, right?"
When He Yi thought of the ideas that the female insects were taught by their teachers in school in the memory ball, he felt that his three views exploded.
The female insect hummed, lowered her eyes and replied, "Okay, I will listen to the male master."
Anyway, as long as the male master is happy, it's fine.
[What are you listening to? You are a bad female slave! ] Xiao Yi's angry and bad voice broke the harmonious atmosphere.
"Xiao Yi!" He Yi glared at the robot and explained in a good temper: "A Zhao is very good, he is my female master."
Xiao Yi's eyes flashed red: [Master, only those who lay insect eggs are qualified to be female masters. If you like, it would be a great gift to give him the status of a female slave. There are tens of thousands of female insects in the world, you must not be dazzled by this bad insect! 】
He Yi was indifferent: "Even if you can only be a female servant for now, Ah Zhao will eventually become a female monarch."
Xiao Yi said earnestly: [A female insect A in the left hand, a female insect B in the right hand, and female insects CDEFG kneeling at the feet, this is the correct way to open the noble male insect! Master~] "
Feudal dregs, don't want it."
Xiao Yi jumped in anger, red light flashing wildly, like a loyal minister who tried his best to persuade the unscrupulous and tyrant monarch not to indulge in beauty, [Master, lowly and wild female insects can't be spoiled! ]
"My female insect, you can spoil her if you want." He Yi, who was unwilling to accept advice, spread his hands and insisted on his own way.
Zizi, zizizi, zizizi -
Xiaoyi short-circuited.
After witnessing the great loyal minister Xiaoyi "hit the pillar and died", the incompetent emperor He Yi, who had won a phased victory in this argument, turned to his new favorite concubine and asked for praise: "A Zhao? Am I awesome?"
Zhao had been silent. He was very nervous since the robot Xiaoyi started to speak. Because Xiaoyi is a male version of an early childhood education robot. This type of robot accompanies male insects throughout their lives and is the biggest stumbling block in the female insects' career of competing for favors, no doubt about it!
They will instill a lot of social concepts of male superiority and female inferiority in male insects when they are young, and will spare no effort to belittle female insects in the process of getting along with them, and even give all kinds of suggestions to tease and tease female insects by any means. Female insects suffer greatly from this.
The Star Network Forum experience post said that the only feasible solution to this type of robot is to show weakness.
Being tough is not advisable.
"The male master is very powerful! Don't blame Xiaoyi, it's all my fault. If it weren't for me, Xiaoyi wouldn't... wouldn't be so angry with you that she short-circuited."
The female insect, who was poisoned by movies and TV, is well versed in the art of speaking. He lowered his head in annoyance and tried to suppress the curled corners of his mouth.
As long as he lowered his head, who would know whether he was sad or happy?
The young male insect was fooled: "No, it's his own fault. This guy took advantage of our language barrier to translate randomly. I haven't settled the score with him yet. It's okay if it's broken. I'll fix it tomorrow morning and cure his bad temper."
As soon as he finished speaking, the lighting beads stopped working with a ding, and the room fell into darkness again. It seems that the few remaining power energy blocks will also run out tonight.
"It's getting late, let's go to bed." He Yi rubbed the female insect's messy hair and lay down with him.
"My lord, good night." The female insect fell into the sea of male insect pheromones and closed her eyes happily.
They slept soundly here, but the bigwigs of the insect star military stayed up all night.
Pasol Star, Military Headquarters.
The atmosphere in the highest authority control room was tense and depressing. Everyone was on high alert.
On the large screen in the center of the room, the on-site surveillance video of Admiral Zhao's disappearance was played in a loop. The video had been watched countless times in the past seven days, and every micro-expression of Zhao had been studied thoroughly, but the reason for his mysterious disappearance had not yet been found.
Lieutenant General Lan's eyes revealed an unconcealable fatigue, and he put down the information in his hand, "Marshal, after many inquiries, no reliable clues have been found to prove that this is a conspiracy. Perhaps this incident has nothing to do with the Federation."
Marshal Mori did not comment. His gaze turned to the brown-haired, blue-eyed officer at the side, "Wei, what do you think?" Admiral
Wei, who was named, raised his head from the computer screen, "Not finding evidence does not mean that there is no evidence. After all, Admiral Zhao's disappearance and the receipt of the Andrew meteorite coincided. How could there be such a coincidence without reason?"
His eyes flashed, "I think the pressure on the Federation can be increased."
Marshal Mori nodded in approval, "Now that Admiral Zhao's life and death are in danger, the people's emotions need an outlet. No matter what, the Federation must bear the blame," he paused, "Adjutant Xi, Staff Officer Ze, you have worked hard during this period. Harvest?"
Adjutant Xi's eyes were red, "It's not hard, the admiral... wuwuwu..."
Staff Officer Ze patted Xi's shoulder to comfort him, "Cheer up, the admiral is still waiting for us to rescue him," he turned to report to his superiors, "According to the on-site survey, there are no signs of fighting, and experts have confirmed that there are indeed remnants of unknown energy fluctuations." Lieutenant General
Lan narrowed his red eyes, "It seems that this unknown energy has a lot of meaning."
Marshal Mori pondered for a moment, calmly issued an order: "Mobilize the experts of the 1st and 2nd Corps to fully assist the 3rd Corps in exploring this unknown energy, activate the new AZ99 battleship, expand the search range, and be sure to find Admiral Zhao as soon as possible. "
"Yes! Marshal!"
…
After the orders were issued and the deployment was completed, the tired officers all rested in the military dormitory. As soon as he stepped into the lounge, Adjutant Xi's shoulders, which had just been lifted up, collapsed again, "Ze, I can't sleep. As soon as I closed my eyes, I saw the admiral covered in blood."
His poor admiral might be hungry and cold, shuttling in the brutal space chaos. How could he sleep peacefully?
Staff Officer Ze took off his azure military jacket slowly and threw it to the housekeeping robot at the door. He pressed his brows and said helplessly, "The body is the capital of the battle. Only after a good rest can we serve the admiral better."
Adjutant Xi took off his military boots and stood up suddenly, clenching his fists, "You are right, for the admiral, I must sleep!"
The "poor admiral" imagined by Adjutant Xi was now immersed in a dream.
The sleeping admiral turned over gracefully, and his cub-like body accurately fell into the warm embrace of the male insect, smacking his lips and sleeping more soundly.
In the early morning, Zhao woke up with a series of knocking sounds.
He got up from the bed, sleepy, and he was the only insect in the room. The male master is not here? He quickly opened the door to look for it.
Then, he saw the male insect beside a big rock not far from the house. Strands of golden sunlight accompanied by a veil-like mist shone on the handsome and upright figure of the male insect, which seemed to merge with the light blue sky in the distance, beautiful and dreamy.
Zhao sniffed lightly, and the air was filled with the rich aroma of food.
"Are you awake? Are you hungry? I have made some soup and it's boiling. You can eat it after you wash up," the male insect bent down and put down the rusty metal hammer in his hand. "I only need one last part. I will come over after I fix the upgraded version of Xiaoyi."
"A Zhao?"
He Yi, who looked puzzled, did not hear the female insect's answer, but was caught off guard by the female insect hugging his waist from behind.
"My lord, I am guilty. Not only did I not get up early to prepare breakfast for you, but I also made you do it yourself."
The female insect's voice behind him was muffled.
His lord had suffered so much in this desolate planet full of radiation and serious pollution that he even had to cook his own food.
"What are you talking about? I pamper you, but you are not happy?" He Yi subconsciously tightened his abdomen and glanced down at the white and tender little paws of the female insect resting on his belly.
The female insect coquettishly nudged the male insect's waist with her head, "I am very happy, but also very guilty, male master, can I cook for you in the future? My cooking class is rated excellent every year."
"Okay, okay, let you cook." He Yi pressed the red start button on the top of the robot's head and turned around with difficulty in the female insect's arms.
He glanced at his dirty hands, then rubbed his elbow on the female's fluffy hair, "Let's go and eat, let you try my handiwork."
...
Gurgling, the potato soup in the pot was bubbling.
After washing, the two insects were holding stone bowls in their hands, standing and sitting, looking at each other with their big eyes facing each other.
"Let's sit together. How can you eat while standing like this?" The male looked helpless.
"The male will eat first, and I will wait on you." The female looked serious.
"Be obedient, sit down, and let's eat together." The male's tone became a little more serious.
【ah! Barbaric female insects are not worthy of tenderness and care, but you do not need to pity noble male insects! 】The upgraded version of Xiaoyi, who had just been turned on, was unwilling to be lonely. He stepped forward step by step and accused in an euphemistic tone.
"Shut up, you have nothing to do here." He Yi's face instantly became ugly.
"Male master, don't be angry." The female insect didn't care about any rules at this time. He didn't want to make the male master unhappy, so he sat down opposite the male insect.
Seeing this, Xiaoyi stretched out his two mechanical arms, twisted his stiff neck, and made a 45-degree posture looking up at the sky:
【Ah! The lowly female insect should be controlled. The male insect who is strategizing, please don't relax for a moment! 】
"When did you learn this tune?" He Yi's forehead throbbed when he heard this. He put down the dishes in his hands, stood up, and patted the robot's round head.
Xiaoyi slowly retracted his two mechanical arms, supported his right chest with his left hand, and with a click, he pinched off the skull of the green shell with his right hand, and bowed slightly:
[Master, the learning chip you reinserted this morning contains a lot of ancient insect information. Xiaoyi not only learned the elegant ancient insect language, but also unlocked the classic aristocratic etiquette. ]
[Ah, thank you my great master! ]
Zhao: "..."
He Yi: "..." This is not the end.
He Yi, who could no longer bear it, stretched out his index finger and decisively pressed the power off button protruding from the front of the robot's belly. It quickly emptied the energy battery in Xiaoyi's stomach to prevent it from restarting automatically.
Goodbye.
Zhao: It's finally quiet!
After getting rid of the troublesome Xiaoyi, the two insects chatted and ate around the stone pot. It was quite fragrant.
He Yi found that the female insect didn't pick up potatoes much. She only took a small bowl of soup and sipped it. She scooped a large ladle of brightly colored potato chunks for him.
"Here, eat potatoes."
How can they grow tall if they only drink soup?
Although the mutant potatoes are precious food for them at present, the female insects are in a reverse growth period where they urgently need to replenish nutrition. The low-level energy blocks and inferior nutrient solution stored in the house cannot meet the energy intake at this stage.
"I'm sorry to trouble you. There's nothing edible here. You'll have to make do with these potatoes for now."
He Yi looked at the female insect in its cub form with a loving face, thinking in his heart how to quickly improve his mental strength and dig more mutant potatoes to feed the female insect cub. No matter how hard it is
, we can't let the children suffer! The joy of raising them really made the insects unable to stop.
Zhao shook his head to show that he was not wronged, staring at the mutant potatoes in the bowl in a daze. This planet is in ruins, food is scarce, and the living environment of male insects is far worse than he expected!
The imperial admiral, who is usually glorious and bright, is now full of resentment.
How could the delicate male insect end up here?