Time? Back to half a week ago, after a lively moment in the restaurant on the warship, everyone started playing truth or dare.
For the female soldiers, the so-called great adventure is to challenge the limits of physical fitness in various ways, but today? is different from usual.
The reason for all this can be traced back to their commander, Admiral Zhao. Even the most indifferent female soldiers have noticed that their admiral has changed. In the past, the admiral would always be seen in the training room on the warship during flight or in his spare time, but now the number of times he is seen in the training room is very few, which makes those who often squat in the training room waiting? The female soldiers who were waiting for Admiral Zhao to come and give instructions were very depressed.
So they secretly observed and even secretly formed an exploration team. They quietly divided the work and cooperated with each other, exchanged information, and then they discovered one shocking fact after another:
the admiral's food intake was halved, because... he had a poor appetite?
During the lunch break, the admiral applied a facial mask? In his free time, the admiral
did not go to the training room, but instead sat in the empty meeting room... staring blankly at the computer?
The admiral privately asked a married female soldier... the secret recipe for laying eggs?!
...
In the end, they looked up to the sky and sighed to a conclusion: the admiral finally fell into the ocean of pheromones of the higher male insects.
It was agreed that everyone would eat insect-made pheromone lollipops together, but the admiral turned around and started eating Juntian? Ran Xiong Insect Highness!
Ugh, the admiral abandoned them?
The admiral abandoned them? They? They felt a little sad, but they were happy for their superior from the bottom of their hearts. But today? When everyone should have celebrated together, the superior abandoned them? again! This was intolerable, so the members of the privately formed group unanimously decided that the admiral must be present today? No matter what.
They? They were full of passion and indignation in the group, but when it was time to implement the plan, they all froze, and no one was willing to be the first to do so.
After a lot of back and forth, and mutual humility and refusal, one member anonymously suggested: Why not let Adjutant Xi come?
As one of the Admiral's closest and most capable subordinates, Adjutant Xi was naturally not in this group. But Adjutant Xi was honest, so wouldn't it be most appropriate for him to do this?
So, a group of military ladies with ulterior motives united and used the truth? adventure to trick Adjutant Xi.
Adjutant Xi, who was tricked:...? ?
He? swallowed nervously? "That's probably not a good idea... How about a different one?"
Adjutant Xi tried to change the adventure, "Mecha splits? Flying upside down? Holding breath for a week?... At worst, eating red peppers is fine, right? We are all colleagues, you don't have to be so cruel, right?"
Soldier A retorted, "It's a big adventure if you admit defeat. You chose it yourself, how can you back down?"
Soldier B agreed, "Yeah, it's just a video call, what are you afraid of?"
Xi: This is not a video call issue, this is an issue of disturbing your superior's love life. Very serious!
He? Looked around, trying to find an ally to help him? Speak? But everyone was either gloating or silently encouraging him with their eyes.
He? Wondered: How could I end up so badly?
In his? In the blind spot, female soldier C winked at female soldier D. Female soldier D understood, and he came close to persuade, "Major Xi, this is not good enough. Admiral Su Wen thinks highly of you, and you have a harmonious personal relationship and close contact. Now the brothers are just asking for such a small request, and you are not willing to give this little face?"
Xi: This is serious.
He weighed it for a few seconds, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll call!" After compromising,
Adjutant Xi clicked the dial button on the light screen, and everyone's eyes lit up, and then watched Adjutant Xi being rejected in seconds.
Huh?
Adjutant Xi called again... and was rejected in seconds.
Everyone looked at Adjutant Xi with a strange look in their eyes.
This is... blocked by the admiral?
Adjutant Xi himself was also confused. This shouldn't happen. He was in contact with the admiral every day some time ago. How come he was suddenly blocked? He felt that he was wronged.
In fact, he was not wronged at all, because he would call the admiral and his friend almost every day before, claiming to share but actually showing off his sweet daily life with Her Highness Sheila. Who can stand this? Adjutant
Xi didn't think too much about it. He just thought that his admiral accidentally made a mistake. He was even a little happy. It was better that he couldn't get through now.
He had a beautiful idea, but this matter was originally planned by everyone. How could they let him off so easily?
So, a female major general was kind enough to give him a call? Suggestion: If the personal communication is not working, you can call the military department? Internal communication.
Adjutant Xi had a bitter face. His two pitiful little arms could not beat a group of big men. Under everyone's encouragement, he dialed the internal communication with shaking hands. While dialing, he muttered in his heart: Admiral, I have my own difficulties!
Before the video call, Admiral Zhao, who everyone was thinking about, was turning his head away from his red face and muttering a little aggrievedly: "The hero is too bad." He actually teased him.
"Oh? Really?"
"Where is it bad?" He Yi raised his eyebrows, "It was you who accepted the mission and went on a business trip, and it was you who didn't let me follow. Who can you blame for being able to see but not eat? Are you very bad for blaming others?"
Zhao: Wuwuwu, even more aggrieved.
The "naughty" He Yi was not satisfied with what he saw. The female insect's acting skills were perfect. In his eyes, it was a hundred times more exciting than those bloody soap operas on the Star Network.
Just as the two insects were chatting on the phone, the optical computer on Zhao's wrist vibrated at a familiar frequency, and he reflexively connected it.
Zhao: ... Why doesn't this hand listen to me?
Although the internal communication was connected, He Yi didn't hang up because he set up a special communication.
So two virtual light screens appeared in Admiral Zhao's dimly lit lounge at the same time. One was his? hero, and the other was his? The female officers and subordinates.
The two light screens intersected at a right angle of 90 degrees.
The two sides met each other in the air without warning. For a moment, no one spoke.
He Yi felt a little guilty, after all, he was still verbally teasing the superiors of these female officers a second ago. The female officers were excited, embarrassed and uneasy. They were excited because he saw His Highness the Male Insect, and they were embarrassed and uneasy because he seemed to have disturbed the sweet interaction between His Highness and the Admiral.
But they really didn't expect the admiral to connect to the video directly. They were quietly moved in their hearts:
the admiral actually opened two light screens at the same time, the admiral regarded them as equally important as His Royal Highness the Male Insect!
The admiral still had them in his heart!
Zhao: It was just a slip of the hand.
For a moment, the atmosphere was a little stiff. He Yi tried to break the silence. He looked at the large number of military females on the opposite light screen and said dryly: "Good evening, everyone." He comforted himself in his heart that it was not illegal to tease his own wife, so there was no need to feel guilty. But these military females could be regarded as his wife's "family" in a certain sense, and the feeling of being a thief made him frown.
The female soldiers came back to their senses and said one after another, "Good day, Your Highness!"
The female soldiers, who usually didn't pay much attention to their insect image, straightened their backs one by one. This His Highness He Yi not only had excellent bloodline, but also had a very handsome appearance. Although they didn't dare to expect to marry such a perfect male insect, they should at least leave a good impression on His Highness and not lose face for their Third Army. He
Yi was speechless and made up a conversation, "Congratulations to everyone for successfully destroying a star pirate group. You have eliminated harm for the insect people, which is great!"
The female soldiers were amazed. His Highness was praising them! ! Those
who were more thin-skinned blushed with shame. One of them said that His Highness lied.
He Yi: "..." So being shy all the time is a strange tradition unique to military wives?
Seeing this, Zhao felt jealous. The lord didn't even praise him like this, but he actually praised the other bug in person. Did he think he wasn't good enough? But obviously... he was very good!
He unilaterally cut off the internal communication with a blank expression.
He Yi was puzzled, "Huh, why did they hang up?"
"They called you on video, they must have something to report, you should go and do your work first, we'll talk when you're free." He thought he was an open-minded lord, not unreasonable at all.
Admiral Zhao, who was filled with jealousy, blinked innocently, "Maybe they accidentally hung up, Lord Xiong, let's continue chatting."
"Business is important, you go first." He Yi urged softly.
Zhao: "..." Connecting with the Lord is the most important business!
"Ah Zhao, see you later." He Yi hung up the video call.
Zhao:...Ahhhh, so angry!
He? After calming down for a while, he clenched his fists and left the lounge.
In the next few days, one by one, all the military ladies who showed their faces on the light screen that night, even half of their faces, and who were praised by He Yi, were beaten up by Admiral Zhao in the name of training instructors.
Military ladies: This too? It was a good
thing. However, Admiral Zhao was too attentive and enthusiastic in guiding them. They couldn't stand it when they took turns. It was so sour. What a sweet trouble!
And then they met the pirates of the Third Legion, which was really unlucky. Not only were they chased and attacked, but they were also "fortunate" to meet Admiral Zhao's mecha, the Chaoyang, which was famous all over the star.
Star Pirates: ... (Running like crazy.jpg)
Why did the commander have to face them personally? What just happened? That was the Chaoyang! The Chaoyang that even the Federation was beaten into surrender!
How big a grudge is this? !
As for how deep the hatred is, only Admiral Zhao, who drove the mecha to show off his skills, knows it in his heart.
Zhao: Don't ask, just say I'm awesome!
Time passed by day by day, and there were only two days left until the birthday banquet of the Insect Emperor.
He Yi began to worry.
It was not serious at first, but he lost contact with Zhao a day ago. Although warships may cause unstable signals when passing through wormholes and space jumps, the sudden loss of contact still made him a little worried.
A few days ago, Zhao was still video chatting with him. The detailed report of the specific situation of the pursuit of pirates was described vividly and sounded very fierce.
So he searched for a widely circulated battle video on the Star Network. He was shocked to find that the protagonist of the video happened to be Ah Zhao. He didn't understand what was called mecha showmanship, nor did he understand what was called a big boss bullying a weak player. He just felt that the mecha driven by his wife was always hovering between life and death. He
held his breath and watched the whole video with trepidation.
He covered his heart: It was a close call!!
His wife almost died!
After turning off the video, he couldn't help searching the Star Network for the latest developments of the Third Legion. After watching the fourth video, he? He couldn't stand it and his mentality collapsed.
Then he felt like sitting on pins and needles all day, unable to sleep or eat, and blisters appeared in his mouth.
Also, just when he was upset and kept refreshing the official website of the Ministry of Military Affairs to get the latest news, Capet sent him a game invitation.
He Yi thought about it for a while and agreed. At present, games are probably the best place for him to vent his emotions.
As soon as he logged into the game, Capet rushed over and gave He Yi a big bear hug, "Brother, my good brother!"
"Lan agreed! Hahahaha!"
He Yi frowned and pushed him away, "It's agreed that we will separate when the spaceship reaches Moon Soul Star, and you are not allowed to rely on us for the rest of the journey."
Capet didn't care, "Okay, okay, brother has the final say." When they arrived at Moon Soul Star, he? If he uses some tricks, he won't be afraid of Lan running away again. Hehe. He was very happy.
He didn't regret recognizing this big brother!
Then, this "good big brother" led him to be invincible and brave, all the way from level 23 to level 99.
No matter what the task was, no matter what the monster was, He Yi would charge forward, with an axe in hand, chopping wherever he went. After passing the level, he immediately started the next level without giving Cape a chance to react, although he didn't charge into the formation and was protected. But after dozens of levels, his knees had already become weak, and he was too lazy to even scream. He
was left with a numb face.
When they were about to enter the last level, Cape shouted, "Wait? Wait?! Brother, let me go! Please!"
He Yi turned around in surprise, "Are you sure?"
"I'm about to pass the level, don't you want the gift? Don't you want to take a screenshot to show off?"
Cape choked with true feelings, "I want to, but..." It's too difficult, let the child go. The monster is too scary.
But he swallowed the last content because He Yi had already opened the next level. The mission location of the last level is on the planet Oger.
After arriving at Oger, click on the mission guide on the floating pop-up window. This time it is a collective mission. The mission requires all players who enter the last level within ten stars to gather at Niujiao Town and work together to kill the designated monster-Oger tribe.
Only after the monster is killed can all the prop fragments dropped be synthesized into a key to open the insect nest protection cover, complete the mission of guarding Niujiao Town, and pass the level smoothly.
The game's quest guide also highlights a story about the ancient war between the ancient insects and the Ogs.
The males of the ancient insects have tentacles on their heads, while the Ogs have tail hooks on their backs. Their skin is red, and their average lifespan is 2,000 years. Wherever they go, there is destruction and killing. They are ghosts sweeping across the universe. They are both male and female, and the strong are respected. After
the battle on the ancient battlefield, the two S-level female insects of the insect tribe were completely wiped out, and the high-level male insects, after exhausting their mental power to build a protective shield for the insect nest, also died one after another. And the Ogs also... After being fatally hit, he was afraid of the power of the protective shield and dared not to do it again. From then on, he wandered the universe and lost his trace.
Therefore, the last level of the game was adapted from this historical background, aiming to commemorate the pioneers and call on the insect people to bravely shoulder the responsibility of the times - lay more eggs!
He Yi: ... You really never forget to reproduce.
Even the game is not spared!
He Yi walked in front, and Capet followed behind a little behind. After walking for a while, Capet began to complain, "Where is Niujiao Town? My feet are almost broken."
"Almost, one hundred meters." He Yi looked at him deeply, "Don't worry, the game blocks the pain. Even if I give you an axe now, you will still be alive and kicking."
He shook the prop axe in his hand.
Capet jumped away, "Don't? Don't? Come on!"
Wow, why do my legs feel cold?
The author has something to say: Zhao (showing off the mecha): I'm awesome! The hero compliments me!
He Yi (covering his heart): My wife is almost gone! Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution between 2021-10-26 23:21:52 and 2021-10-27 20:50:40~
Thank you to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of coolness;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!