Time flies, and the white and tender little balls have evolved into a three-headed cub.
This year, they are three years old. Although they have just experienced the first stage of evolution, they can be compared with a 9-year-old human child in terms of intelligence and size.
Both cubs are delicate and beautiful, as if they were kissed by the insect god. He Yi always feels a little worried when thinking about this. This time, he finally couldn't help but
complain to A Zhao in private, "With their peerless looks, it may be difficult for them to find a partner."
Indeed, being beautiful can attract more high-quality opposite sex, but if you are too beautiful, the opposite sex will stay away and dare only watch from a distance and not play with you.
He Yi thought for a while and said, "How about feeding them some melanin?" If the skin color is a little darker, the beauty will naturally be reduced. Zhao
Shun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Master, don't worry, the cubs are still young, and it's not too late to talk about the companionship later. If
no opposite sex dares to approach the cubs as you said, you can ask father Xiong to get some more face-changing drugs."
"Oh, right, I almost forgot about this." He Yi patted his head and was obviously relieved.
...
After the first level of evolution, you can go to school. In recent years, with the continuous implementation of the law amendment, the status of female insects has been significantly improved. On the insect star, the simple male insect academy and female insect academy no longer exist. He Yi uses the education system on Earth to divide the education of the insect race into elementary school, middle school and university, corresponding to the first level of evolution, second level of evolution, and third level of evolution. So now in a school, there are not only female insects but also male insects.
This day is the day when the cubs enter elementary school together. Insects come and go at the school gate, and flying vehicles gather.
In a low-key aircraft with luxurious interior, He Yi squatted down and straightened the collar of He Bao, who was dressed exquisitely and well-behaved
. He took out a mini blue whip from his pocket and said, "Xiao Bao, if a little male insect bullies you, you should whip him with the whip."
"But I'm a female insect, male father." He Bao was very puzzled, staring at the small whip with his watery blue eyes. Although he was still young, he knew that the
whip was used by those bad male insects to beat female insects. Don't ask him why he knows, the answer is that he secretly looked at the female father's computer -
huh, this is a secret.
Seeing Xiaobao hesitating, He Yi was stunned for a moment, then took out 6 other colors of the same small whip from the space button, and said with a smile:
"It doesn't matter, just in case, Father Xiong has prepared various colors for you... If you don't like blue, you can choose others."
"How about pink?"
Originally He Bao wanted to explain that it was not a problem of color, but when his eyes touched the shiny bright pink, his hand had already taken the thing in Father Xiong's hand uncontrollably.
"Thank you, Father Xiong!"
He Yi smiled immediately. In order to let the children have an ordinary and happy childhood, he and A Zhao decided to
use face-transforming drugs on the children and hide their identities when they went to school. Although this avoided most of the troubles, it was inevitable that some blind bugs would come to provoke them.
Therefore, he prepared a complete set of face-slapping equipment for Xiaobao in advance. Two days ago, he suddenly remembered that the little princesses in the TV series on Earth all
whipped people with whips, which was revealing and cool, so he simply customized a whip. In his opinion, Xiaobao should be a little princess who is loved by thousands of people.
He touched the cub's head and said, "Be good, make some good friends at school...but if anyone dares to bully you, beat him back. If you can't beat him, ask your brother for help."
The elder brother He Chen, who was standing by, puffed up his cheeks and clenched his fists, "Don't worry, father Xiong, I will teach any bug who bullies my younger brother a lesson!"
He waved his fists, looking fierce and timid.
"Chenchen is great!" He Yi patted the male bug's shoulder with a look of satisfaction. His education over the past few years was very successful - he is already a qualified brother control.
Zhao: "..."
Damn, he has been forced to watch this scene countless times.
After school, He Bao waited in the classroom for more than ten minutes, but his brother didn't come to find him, so he carried his schoolbag and walked to his brother's classroom according to the computer map. As soon
as he reached the door, he saw his brother lying on the desk motionless. The classroom was empty, with no one except his brother.
He walked forward anxiously and shouted, "Brother! What's wrong with you?! Don't scare me!"
Woohoo, his brother must have been harmed by a bad guy!
He Chen, who was lying down thinking about something, finally came to his senses. He jumped off the desk and quickly comforted him, "Brother, I'm fine. Don't be sad, Xiaobao. I just met a very fierce female insect today..."
He Bao sniffed, very puzzled, frowned and said, "Did you fight?" Which blind insect dared to bully his brother? !
He Chen shook his head and smiled mysteriously: "No, I was overwhelmed by his cuteness."
"Oh!" He Bao suddenly realized, "So this is the cuteness posture!"
Before, he and his brother secretly read a lot of novels on his father's laptop. Most of the words were vaguely understood, but they still read with great interest. The novel called "The Tyrannical Male Insect Loves Hard" was very good. He didn't quite understand the word "cuteness". He didn't expect that his brother was smarter than him and actually knew what it meant.
"Of course, can my brother still lie to you?" He Chen smiled proudly, "Let's go, we have to go home, otherwise my father
will be waiting outside anxiously."
"Yeah, okay." He Bao held his brother's hand and nodded with a smile.
In the blind spot where He Bao couldn't see, He Chen curled his lips and smiled: Tsk, my younger brother is so easy to fool.
...
First graders only have half-day classes. After He Yi brought the kids back to the palace, A Zhao was still working in the military.
Because of his father's mentality, He Yi was taking care of the kids while meeting with ministers and dignitaries from various departments. Everyone has long been accustomed to His Majesty's behavior.
But they will never get used to the two little princes playing tricks on them from time to time.
To say too much is all Wuhu's water, their tears...
What makes them feel even more unfortunate is that His Majesty the Insect Emperor seems to have a thousand layers of filters for the two little princes.
Event 1: The two little princes volunteered to make tea for them, which moved them to tears. They thought that the little princes who were so well-behaved and respectful to their elders should be role models for thousands of little bugs! ! However, the fact is that they were splashed with hot tea by the two little princes . His Majesty
smiled and praised: It’s good that the little kids have this kind of heart.
The ministers: It’s good that you are happy.
Event 2: The two little princes acted coquettishly and asked for a hug. They immediately bent down and hugged the two cute little princes in their arms. With the fragrant and soft little bugs in their hands, they were so happy that their eyes were almost narrowed into slits! However, later, they were bitten by the sharp teeth of the two little princes until their necks were almost broken...
His Majesty raised his eyebrows: The cubs like to play with you.
Ministers: Haha.
In the afternoon, Zhao returned home, took the two little babies to his knees, and asked softly, "Is school fun?"
"Fun." The two little insect cubs hugged their female father's arms and acted coquettishly.
"Then did the babies behave well today?" Zhao kissed them on the forehead, feeling very happy.
"Yes!" The two little insect cubs said in unison.
Zhao reached out and rubbed the tops of the heads of the two good babies, "What did you do today? Tell me about it."
He Chen excitedly told the female father, "When the guest bug came to play at home today, my brother accidentally dropped a small pin from a mecha model on the guest bug's sofa, and I saw it."
Zhao asked curiously, "Then how did you do it?"
He Chen had an expression that looked like he was asking for praise. He raised his eyebrows and said, "I stood aside, and when the guest bug was about to sit down, I used my mental power to move the sofa away from behind him."
Zhao: "..."
Zhao's arms holding the babies stiffened. He sincerely sympathized with the guest bug for a second.
He couldn't help but sigh in his heart: It's really not easy for a male master who is alone at home to take care of children!
Oh, by the way, a generous apology gift must also be prepared.
…………
At night, He Yi and Zhao were being affectionate in the bedroom.
"My Lord, you are too doting on... well, the cubs." Zhao said while panting.
He Yi raised his hand to wipe away the sweat that was sliding down the female insect's forehead and about to sink into her short golden hair. He said with a little dissatisfaction: "Why are you not concentrating at this time?"
After that, he opened his lips and bit the female insect's earlobe in revenge, rubbing it with his teeth, and his low and hoarse voice poured out, "You deserve to be punished."
"Well, uh..." Zhao couldn't help but hum happily, "Hmm~"
After a "fierce battle", Zhao brought up the old matter again, "Master, is it inappropriate for you to give the optical computer to the cubs to play with like this?"
"What's inappropriate?" He Yi didn't think so. "Our optical computers are all locked, and only a few learning software can be opened. The cubs want to learn difficult knowledge in advance. Shouldn't we support them?"
"The little bug's optical computer is like playing house for the kids. They are already bored with it. It would be good to be exposed to more new things."
After all, the optical computer is limited to purchase according to the social credit code, and each bug can only have one.
Zhao Du admitted that the male master was right. The kids were very smart. They had learned the knowledge of the sixth grade of elementary school before they entered school. But because they were too smart, even a little weird, he felt uneasy.
"If you are really worried, we can go and see what they are doing quietly." He Yi stretched out his hand to smooth the slightly raised eyebrows of the female bug.
Zhao grabbed the male insect's wrist, kissed the white and soft back of his hand, and smiled, "Okay."
Here, the two little insects were "doing bad things" in a familiar way.
The steps are as follows: open the male father's optical computer, turn on the "male master supervision mode" in the setting options - you can directly share the optical computer of the female monarch and female servant in real time, and then all the software locks and file locks in the female father's optical computer will be automatically opened, then open the novel software, find the novel they read before through the tag, and jump to the reading progress.
"Done!" He Bao's clear blue eyes sparkled.
"Hurry, take the time to read it." He Chen was close to his brother, staring at the light screen without blinking.
After reading a few pages, He Bao suddenly said:
"Brother, why don't we change the book? The author of this novel must not have studied hard. We have tried all the books he wrote before." He shook his head seriously, "Not reliable."
He Chen recalled carefully for a while and nodded in agreement: "You are right, I used my mental power to read it, and those uncles who were splashed with hot tea didn't seem happy, and the two uncles who were holding our necks and biting them were not very enthusiastic. We bit so hard, but they not
only didn't bite us, but also pushed us away!"
He Bao sighed loudly, imitating his mother's father in the afternoon, and said in a melancholy tone: "And the uncles' faces turned pale at that time, and the novel clearly said that they would turn red."
"Well, change one?" He Chen said.
"Yes, change!" He Bao nodded heavily.
After a while, the curious baby began to ask questions, "Brother, what is the use of this energy-suppressing ring?"
"What is this candle?" "
Does the muscle relaxant make the worms smaller? Why do I have no strength after using it?"
He Chen: "..." He didn't know either. But! In order to maintain his glorious image in front of his younger brother, he made up a lot of nonsense based on his own ideas.
He Bao's eyes were starry and he raised his thumb, "Wow! Brother knows so much!"
He Chen straightened his chest. Arrogant! Proud! Shame!
Sneak through the broken wall and quietly observe the two adult worms of the baby: "..."
Just, so much to complain about.