Chapter 68 Puff Puff Puff Puff
Jiang Panyu clearly saw the white smoke drifting into the educated youth site, and everyone there turned green in the face. This was what a smell!
And because of this special fart sound, many neighbors around the educated youth site secretly poked their heads out to see what was going on.
Lian Xiuran was even more stunned, with no intention of leaving the door. He hesitated for a moment and asked Jin Bei: "Comrade Jin, do you have something to say? Just say it directly. I can hear you from here."
Jin Bei: ..., her face turned from red to purple, and she subconsciously touched her butt, luckily it was dry.
After she finished touching herself, she realized that she seemed to have done something she shouldn't have. Everyone was staring at her. Even though she had experienced two lifetimes and had been a celebrity in bed, it was the first time in her life that she farted so many times in front of so many people, especially in front of her lover. Jin Bei felt her face burning with embarrassment.
But she finally got a chance to escape. If she didn't take the opportunity to confess to Lian Xiuran, it would be difficult to escape later. So Jin Bei pretended nothing had happened and took a deep breath. The first thing she said was, "I like you."
Before the echo of this sentence had faded away, there was another burst of puffing... The educated youth site suddenly became quiet, and the neighbors who were watching the excitement around also quieted down.
Everyone clearly saw bursts of white smoke coming out from behind Jin Bei. Jin Bei quickly reached out to cover her butt, but the sound did not stop just by covering her butt. The sound continued and it took a full minute to stop.
Everyone: …………
At this moment, another breeze blew gently, and the white smoke drifted into the educated youth site and the homes of neighbors. This taste attack made everyone's expressions become complicated.
To be honest, it was quite exciting that Jin Bei suddenly came to confess her love to Lian Xiuran today, but she farted as soon as she spoke, and it was so continuous. Everyone looked at Jin Bei as if this person was marinated by farts.
For a moment, everyone didn't know whether to discuss Jin Bei's bold confession or her fart, and everyone was in a dilemma.
Lian Xiu Ran's face turned green, and he took two steps back: "Thank you for your kindness, but I don't plan to date right now. Comrade Jin, I see that you don't seem to be feeling well, you should go back and see a doctor."
Jin Bei's face was as green as Lian Xiuran's. Jiang Panyu, who was hiding in the dark watching the fun, covered his mouth with one hand for fear that he would laugh out loud, and with the other hand he was pulling the weeds next to him. This prank sticker was too useful. It would fart as soon as he spoke.
Jin Bei became famous from this moment on, but it was definitely not because of her confession to Lian Xiu Ran, but because of her fart. She became famous because of her fart. I don't know whether Jin Bei was happy or not.
"I..." Jin Bei wanted to say something else, but as soon as she opened her mouth for a word, there was another burst of puffing. This time, everyone looked at her even more strangely.
Jin Bei's face was distorted. Her plan to confess her love was ruined by a fart. Seeing Lian Xiu Ran's evasive expression, Jin Bei could no longer stay at the educated youth point.
She didn't even dare to say another word. She covered her buttocks with her hands, turned around and ran away.
Everyone at the educated youth site breathed a sigh of relief, especially Lian Xiu Ran, who looked as if he had survived a disaster. It was obvious how much of a shadow Jin Bei's fart had brought to them.
Jiang Panyu laughed so hard that her stomach hurt. She rubbed her stomach for a long time before she stood up. She got the reward for the task, so she turned around and went back to Aunt Wu's house.
Tan Panlu had already prepared breakfast. Jiang Panyu ate a full meal and then said that she wanted to go to town. She asked Tan Yanlu if she wanted to go with her or if she wanted her to bring back anything.
Tan Yanlu didn’t want to buy anything herself, but the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar at home had been almost used up. If Jiang Panyu went to town, he should remember to buy some back.
Jiang Panyu went to the town alone and bought oil, salt, sauce and vinegar first. When she reached an empty corner, she reached into her pocket and took out a few paper cranes.
Each of the thousand paper cranes is the size of a palm, and is densely covered with names. This is the list of the criminal gang that Jiang Panyu paid the price of a golden house for.
After Jiang Panyu got the list, he realized how big this gang was. This gang was truly a group of profiteers.
They not only resell grain, salt, iron, cultural relics, antiques, wood, calligraphy and paintings, and people, but there is nothing they dare not do as long as they can make money.
Moreover, many antiques and cultural relics were sold abroad across the border. After the country opened up, this group of people laundered their wealth and became millionaires.
Then dance halls, KTVs and other places of drinking and sex were opened, and most of the women serving there had questionable backgrounds. Some of them were depraved voluntarily, while others were forced to take this path of no return.
This gang is really too large, and a small police station in Yushan Town cannot catch so many people.
Jiang Panyu naturally didn't count on them. These paper cranes were another special prop she had taken from the system.
Jiang Panyu took out a pen and put two black dots on the eyes of each paper crane. The paper cranes began to flap their wings as if they came alive, flew away from Jiang Panyu's palm and circled in the air above her.
Jiang Panyu followed the instructions of the melon-eating system and said to the paper cranes, "Go, find someone who can catch the people on the list."
After Jiang Panyu finished saying this, the two black dots on the paper cranes' eyes turned red, and then they circled and danced towards the sky as if with a target, and disappeared in a moment.
After looking up at the sky, Jiang Panyu returned home carrying the bottles and jars of seasonings. She had done everything she could, and all she had to do now was wait and see the results.
In the sky where no one else could see, several paper cranes flapped their wings and flew non-stop according to Jiang Panyu's instructions. After flying for two days and one night, they finally arrived at a government compound.
Everyone entering and leaving here has their identity checked, and there are several young armed police officers with solemn expressions standing at the guard post at the entrance.
Several paper cranes flew into an office and landed on a desk. Then, as if they had completed their mission, their red eyes dimmed and turned back into two black dots.
Not long after, the office door was opened and an old man in his fifties wearing a Zhongshan suit walked in. He took just two steps and then stopped.
He squinted his eyes at the papers on the table, then looked at the window. Has anyone been to his office?
He walked to the upper window and checked it carefully, but found no signs of anyone climbing in. I saw a row of patrolmen standing downstairs. If anyone approached, they would have been caught long ago. The possibility of someone climbing in was extremely low.
The old man looked around carefully again, but found no signs of anyone coming in. That was strange. How did those paper cranes get in?
There was someone guarding the door of his office all the time. The old man couldn't figure it out, so he finally picked up the paper cranes and took a closer look, only to find that they were covered with names written all over.
The old man carefully unpacked one of the paper cranes, picked up his reading glasses and read the contents of the paper carefully. He slammed the table angrily: "How ridiculous! These damned worms!"
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