Sijiu hadn't felt the aftereffects of a hangover after being completely drunk for a long, long time.
When I woke up, my head was exploding with pain.
My back hurts, my legs hurt, and my whole body hurts.
[Did I get drunk and go to wrestling practice?]
System: [emmmmmmmmm…]
[Daddy, let me tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a person who always said that if a person could be tripped by the same stone twice, then this person must be a fighter among idiots.
She also said that she would never become such a idiot.
If she is truly unfortunate enough to end up like this, please have her system moth kill her as soon as possible.]
Sijiu: "..."
[Daddy, do you still remember the oath you swore by Daming Lake, N dimensions ago?]
"Hmm? Can you sleep a little longer?"
A slightly hoarse, sleepy voice sounded above her head, and then a pair of arms dragged her waist and pulled her into his arms, rubbing and kneading her, "It's still early."
Sijiu: "..."
Sijiu: “???”
Sijiu: “!!!”
Si Jiu was trapped in the gap of self-escape, and he didn't want to look back at all costs to see who the person who was hugging him from behind with his upper body naked was.
[It's shameful to escape. Daddy, face the reality bravely.]
[So...] Si Jiu gritted his teeth and couldn't say it.
[Yeah, just as you thought. You've been drunk and done something... something again. Surprising? Unexpected? Thrilling? Hehehe...]
Sijiu locked the system in a small dark room.
Then Sijiu is a little autistic!
damn it.
I must quit drinking.
She remained silent for a while, then dragged the system out of the small dark room.
The system started whimpering, "Daddy, how could you be like this! I was forced offline for a whole night, and after finally being released, you locked me up again. Am I no longer your favorite child?"
Just because you slept with my brother, his status has actually increased, right? Oh, oh, oh, my heart is so bitter...]
[Tell me clearly, who slept with whom? ]
[There's nothing wrong with the Shen Xinghe you slept with.] The system was absolutely correct, so decisive that Sijiu began to question his life. [Although I was forced offline at the critical moment, you were the one who kept teasing him from the beginning.
Do you need me to repeat that scene for you? 】
[No, no, I refuse.]
Dad, what's your misunderstanding about your drinking habits? Why do you look so shocked at Mom?
When have you ever been drunk and not flirted with others? 】
If you have the ability to attack someone, you must be responsible for it.
Then there wouldn't be this annoying task of "Chase me, and I'll make you hehehe", this suffocating and bloody dimension, and this messy and dishonest cheating department.
Si Jiu was struck by the system's soul-searching questioning, and angrily dragged it into the small dark room again.
Suddenly, a breath of hot air blew behind my ear.
Si Jiu shuddered and almost knocked the person behind him down with an elbow.
"Master, you're clearly awake, why are you pretending to be asleep?"
No, I'm not awake. I'm not pretending. Please don't talk to me for a while.
"Could it be that Master is shy?"
Sijiu's ears were very sensitive and could not withstand the man blowing on them. They turned red and numb in an instant.
She huddled under the quilt, finally becoming angry and saying, "Get out of here!"
The person behind him didn't roll out, but instead rolled in even further.
It even transformed into an octopus and wrapped itself around her even tighter.
"Master, that's not what you said last night."
The voice sounded extremely aggrieved.
Si Jiu froze for a moment, some fragments and bits of shameful words flashed through his mind, and then he felt like his brain exploded.
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