"Ahhh..."
King Shang suddenly opened his eyes, his tiger-like eyes glaring intently at Shang Tian, who was force-feeding him medicine. Before Shang Tian could react, he pushed him aside with force, stood up, kicked Shang Tian twice indignantly, and mumbled, "Are you trying to scald me to death?"
Ouch, my mouth hurts whenever I talk.
It's alive? ω?
Is it true that Isatis root can cure all diseases?
Aunt Zhang watched as Shang Dawang picked up the teapot and gulped down cold water. Unable to contain herself, she kicked him in the buttocks, saying, "You dare bully my son!"
Caught off guard, King Shang kissed the ground. He got up, spat twice, and cursed, "Which bastard stepped in shit and came in without even changing his shoes?"
Shang Tian: "..." Hahahaha (?ω?) hiahiahia
Serves you right!
Aunt Zhang glanced at him indifferently and said, "It's not like we haven't eaten it before."
King Shang: "How can these be the same? How can they be the same?"
They're all shit, what's the difference?
Su Qian opened her eyes wide and looked excitedly at Aunt Zhang, waiting for her to say something next.
Seeing Su Qian's intense gaze, Aunt Zhang coughed twice, a little embarrassed, and said, "Let's get down to business, let's get down to business."
Say... damn it!
Can't you see my mouth is full of blisters?
(*￣m￣)
Remembering his purpose, Shang Tian couldn't help but look at his unreliable father and ask, "Dad, how did you die?"
"You're the one who's dead! Your whole family is dead!"
Damn it, he's still alive and well, and you're cursing him to die? You want a beating?
Aunt Zhang couldn't bear to look anymore, and she said coldly, "Shut up."
I've never seen anyone so stupid; they can't even swear properly.
"Okay, wife."
"Mother, I'll have someone boil a few pots of Banlangen first. No matter if they live or die, I'll force each person to drink a bowl."
Aunt Zhang nodded. Seeing Shang Tian leave, she took Su Qian's hand and said helplessly, "Why are you so disobedient, girl?"
I'm hungry.
Aunt Zhang isn't here, and no one is cooking for her; she's very pitiful.
(???????)
Aunt Zhang shook her head and didn't say anything more. At this moment, she didn't have time to cook anything delicious for Su Qian.
King Shang pulled out a pastry from somewhere and handed it to Su Qian, saying, "Qian, stay away from my wife."
Su Qian turned her head away haughtily, not even glancing at King Shang. The pastries looked disgusting and dirty.
(′～`；)
Hey, this girl doesn't know what's good for her.
This is clearly someone trying to steal his wife!
"Ah Qian, don't force me to take action!" King Shang said with restraint.
Should we take action?
"Okay, okay."
King Shang: "..." This isn't right. He said he was going to beat someone up, shouldn't A-Qian be playing quietly on the side?
He must have opened his eyes wrong!
But before he could make a move, Shang Tian returned. "Mother, the instructions have been given."
Aunt Zhang nodded, looked at King Shang, and said, "It rained yesterday, you know?"
King Shang obediently replied, "I know!"
Su Qian suddenly asked with some curiosity, "How did you faint?"
King Shang looked at her with some confusion and said, "I didn't faint."
"Then why are you pretending to be dead?" Aunt Zhang was terrified when she remembered how he hadn't moved at all before.
"Oh," King Shang replied casually, before asking, "Are you referring to my breath-holding practice before?"
Shang Tian: "..." Damn it, why did he have so many Banlangen (Isatis root) prepared?
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