Su Qian suddenly turned her head and looked at the mosquito, "What are you going to do? Steal my snack?"
Mosquito felt a chill down its spine and immediately reported, "Ah Qian, the people outside are making a ruckus again."
"Huh?" What does this have to do with her?
She's just a bystander!
Aunt Zhang sighed helplessly, "Who started this disturbance?"
"Su Liye, Shangdayuan."
Aunt Zhang waved wearily and asked, "Where are the king and the others?"
With this constant commotion, I wonder when things will finally calm down?
"This..." If he directly said that the king was being entangled by a fox spirit, would the king beat him to death?
"Hmm?" Aunt Zhang asked coldly, her face grim. "Can't you say?" There was a hint of threat in her voice.
"No, no," Mosquito hurriedly waved his hands. If he didn't speak up, his wife would definitely beat him to death.
After weighing the pros and cons, the mosquito said without hesitation, "The king is on the wall."
Aunt Zhang stood up and charged aggressively toward the wall.
Su Qian glanced at it, then lowered her head and continued eating the pastry.
The mosquito said anxiously, "Ah Qian, aren't you going to go and take a look?"
Will the king be beaten to death?
Ugh, I should say, when the king comes back, will he beat him to death?
"I'm not going." With King Shang's strong will to survive, she'd only be eating dog food (a Chinese slang term for witnessing public displays of affection) if she went.
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"Ah Qian, I'm begging you..." ╥﹏╥
But... Su Qian remained unmoved, "There's nothing good to eat, I'm not going."
The mosquito immediately stood up and said generously, "Whatever you want to eat, I'll take care of it."
Su Qian immediately stood up and obediently said, "Okay, boss."
"Can we go out now?"
"Uh-huh."
Following the mosquito's instructions, Su Qian quickly arrived at the crime scene.
"Your Majesty, since you feel that I am not as fresh and tender as those young girls, then let's get a divorce."
"Wife, let me explain."
King Shang felt he had never been so unlucky in his life, and at that moment he wished he could kill that crazy woman with a single blow.
What's wrong with you? You call me "husband" right away!
Damn it!
He never even looks in the mirror before going out. How could someone as handsome as him fall for her?
"I'm listening." Aunt Zhang looked at him casually, waiting to see what kind of eloquent words he would come up with.
Seeing Aunt Zhang's angry expression, King Shang suddenly blurted out, "I'm exhausted from working on you every night, how could I possibly have the energy to find someone else?"
Aunt Zhang: "...Get lost!"
Everyone: "..." It seemed they had heard something they shouldn't have.
Enraged, Aunt Zhang kicked the woman to the ground and, before she could react, stomped on her, yelling, "Who gave you the right to seduce my man?"
The woman on the ground sobbed, "I didn't." She just thought he was handsome and wanted to marry him.
Who knew he had a wife?
Waaaaah...
"What else is there to say?" Aunt Zhang was about to stomp hard on her face.
Why bother being so good-looking?
"Damn it, are you trying to disfigure me?" A scholar can be killed, but not humiliated; disfigurement is even more intolerable.
The woman, with an unknown amount of strength, overturned Aunt Zhang, sat up, and began to stroke her face repeatedly.
Thankfully, everyone's alright...
Damn it, these little bitches must be jealous of her beauty!
King Shang quickly caught Aunt Zhang, but once she regained her balance, she pushed him away.
She stared coldly at the woman on the ground and asked in a sinister tone, "Is your face more important, or your life?"
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