When Liu Xiaoyuan got into the car, he found the two grown men who had been following him kissing, holding each other's heads with their hands, and the sounds they made while kissing were unusually loud.
"Holy crap!" Upon seeing this scene, Liu Xiaoyuan felt like throwing up his dinner from the night before. Although he knew such things could happen, he still admired their courage to actually do it.
The two men saw Liu Xiaoyuan standing outside the car window, and their kiss became even more intense, as if they wanted to suck each other's tongues out.
The two men's act might fool others, but it wouldn't fool Liu Xiaoyuan. These two guys had been following him and Murong Yuyan since the mall, and now they were following his car. If this was a coincidence, then there were just too many coincidences in the world.
Since you're putting on an act, I'll watch your performance and let you act to your heart's content.
Liu Xiaoyuan squatted quietly outside the car window, showing no intention of leaving, and didn't even look at where the two men were kissing.
The man inside the car, facing Liu Xiaoyuan, panicked when he saw that Liu Xiaoyuan showed no sign of leaving. Damn it, his companion had just eaten stinky tofu, and his breath reeked of it—it was truly awful.
"I can't take it anymore, I really can't hold on any longer," the two thought to themselves.
The two were so engrossed in their French kiss that they both felt breathless; if they didn't separate soon, they would probably suffocate.
So, the two couldn't continue their playful exchange and had to end it there.
After the other person rolled down the car window, he looked at Liu Xiaoyuan, who was squatting by the window, and said, "Kid, are you crazy? Haven't you ever seen anything like this before?"
Liu Xiaoyuan smiled and shook his head, saying, "I really haven't seen it before. You guys continue, don't treat me like I'm invisible. I really want to see who's the top and who's the bottom."
Upon hearing Liu Xiaoyuan's words, the man almost cried. He said, "Kid, what you're doing—peeping into other people's privacy—is illegal, you know that?"
Liu Xiaoyuan shook his head again and said, "I don't know. I was just thinking of taking out my phone to do a live stream. Why don't you guys do it again and let me do a live stream? Maybe you guys will become famous overnight, and I can make some money too."
"Screw the live stream!" the two men shouted in their minds at the same time.
The man then rolled up the car window and drove away at his companion's request.
Liu Xiaoyuan just smiled and then got back into his car.
"What did you go to do just now?" Murong Yuyan asked impatiently as soon as she got in the car, but she couldn't see anything clearly in the rearview mirror.
Liu Xiaoyuan said with a smile, "It's nothing, I just went for a walk and stretched my muscles."
Liu Xiaoyuan didn't want Murong Yuyan to know that she was being followed, otherwise she would worry again.
Then, Liu Xiaoyuan slowly drove the car forward.
The two men in the car that was following Liu Xiaoyuan and Murong Yuyan were arguing.
The driver said irritably, "I told you not to eat so much garlic today, but you wouldn't listen. When we were kissing just now, the smell almost killed me."
The man in the passenger seat immediately retorted irritably, "You have the nerve to talk back to me? Damn it, your breath smells like stinky tofu, it almost made me throw up my dinner from last night."
"I don't know if it was your bad idea. Of all the ideas, why did you have to kiss me? Do you know that kissing me has given me a fear of kissing?"
"You think you're the only one who has it? Damn it, I feel like throwing up just looking at your mouth."
"Damn it, what did you say? Who do you think makes you want to vomit? Say it again if you dare!"
The two idiots started arguing in the car. Just then, Liu Xiaoyuan and Murong Yuyan's car overtook them, and the two were still arguing.
Finally, the person in the passenger seat noticed and said, "Stop babbling! Their car has gone ahead. Hurry up and chase after them!"
The driver asked, "Whose car is this?"
The man in the passenger seat said irritably, "Are you out of your mind from kissing just now? Who else could it be? Of course, it's the car we were following, the one that belonged to that man and woman."
"Damn it, why didn't you say so sooner?" the driver complained, flooring the accelerator. The car's engine hummed, and a surge of acceleration pushed the two of them backward.
"Damn it, can you slow down the gas pedal?" the man in the passenger seat said irritably. How could this guy be so unreliable when driving?
The driver said, "How can we catch up with them if we don't hurry? Besides, we don't have to pay for the gas ourselves, so we're not worried!"
Soon, the two men caught up with Liu Xiaoyuan and Murong Yuyan in their car and followed behind them.
When Liu Xiaoyuan saw that the two guys were following his car again, he decided to play a trick on them again.
After driving for a while, Liu Xiaoyuan stopped the car on the side of the road again. Murong Yuyan couldn't help but ask, "Why did you stop the car again?"
Liu Xiaoyuan said with a smile, "It's okay, I'm just a little bored and want to go for a walk. You can stay in the car."
After saying that, Liu Xiaoyuan unbuckled his seatbelt and got out of the car.
When the two idiots following behind saw Liu Xiaoyuan get out of the car again, they quickly slammed on the brakes and stopped the car.
"Damn it! That guy is coming again, what should we do?" The driver panicked again, not knowing what to do, and asked his companion in a flustered manner.
The man sitting in the passenger seat couldn't think of a good solution either; he didn't want to smell the stinky tofu anymore.
"How should I know? I'm not Zhuge Liang, how am I supposed to figure this out?" the man in the passenger seat said with a bitter face.
Seeing that his companion had no choice, the driver immediately unbuckled his seatbelt, leaned over, and reached out to pull the other person's head towards him.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" the man in the passenger seat shouted.
The driver said, "Since you don't have a good solution either, I'll just have to bear the pain and taste the garlic one more time."
After saying that, the driver forcefully pressed his mouth against his companion's.
Liu Xiaoyuan walked to the car and saw the two guys doing this again. He was truly impressed!
The scene was too beautiful for Liu Xiaoyuan to look at directly. However, he didn't want to argue with these two idiots any longer, so he simply knocked on the car window.
The two men stopped what they were doing and separated when they saw Liu Xiaoyuan knocking on the car window.
"What are you doing again, kid? What do you want? Are you addicted to spying? Let me tell you, our love is our right. You have no right to interfere or laugh at us. This is our freedom. We are in a free love relationship!" The driver rolled down the window, first feigning surprise, then said angrily.
(End of this chapter)
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