Chapter 18 Flirting with Girls is the Right Way
Lin Fan’s answer caused the comments in the live broadcast room to become dense again.
[Auntie is unruly: You don’t want to debut? What does it have to do with me? I just want you to debut! ]
[I forgot to take my medicine today: V587 above! ]
[Meng Da Da Primary School Scumbag: You want to go home? But what if your sister doesn't want you to go home? ]
[Mental Hospital Boss: Hahahaha, I can't hold back my thumbs up and want to vote for him! ]
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Ten brilliant galaxies flashed wildly! [Meng Meng Rabbit: Reward! With me here, Fanfan doesn't have to worry about his debut! ]
The live broadcast room was once again set on fire by the 20,000 yuan reward!
[Come back, my love: Are you sending Brother Fan to heaven? Oh my god! ]
[1. If you are cheap, I will laugh: Mengjie, I am giving out benefits again! ]
[The boss of the mental hospital: Wow, Brother Fan is no longer worried about not having enough money to open a B&B! ]
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Coming out of the single interview room, Lin Fan's face fell.
The villain in my heart regretted it so much that he slammed his head and cursed himself: "I'm going crazy! Why did I say that? Have I forgotten the lethality of that sentence? I wasn't trying to show off. I was practicing dancing until 4:30 in the morning and my brain was confused!"
I am over 40 years old in my two lives combined, and yet I still have moments of my middle school spirit acting like a second-year student. This is really not what I wanted!
However, the fact has already been established.
Lin Fan felt very tired, and at the same time warned himself: Stay calm! Don't waste time! This Blue Planet is quite different from Earth. Some familiar jokes on Earth may never appear on Blue Planet, so as soon as this "4:30 in the morning" joke came out, it quickly became a hot search.
In the end, it was Lin Fan himself who was careless.
This is a lesson! Lin Fan was actually very panicked after knowing that he was on the trending search, but the otaku's magic skill: facial paralysis was activated, so that others didn't notice the clues.
Fortunately, it was just a small joke, and it received such attention thanks to the popularity of the "Morning Star" program.
But what if Lin Fan accidentally blurted out some classic ancient poems such as "I was born to be useful" and "If you want to see farther, you must climb to a higher level"?
An orphan who works in a milk tea shop, with no education and no agency to help him run the business, can actually recite such amazing and highly contagious ancient poems. Is he kidding?
By then, it won't just be a hot search, but I'll be invited for tea! Lin Fan imagined a scene: he was tied up and sent to the laboratory, surrounded by a circle of researchers wearing gold-rimmed glasses, masks, and white coats.
One of them held a lie detector and asked, "Lin Fan, how can you, with your low education, little experience, and shallow experience, have such literary skills and compose such poems?"
The other one held the electrode switch and looked at him sinisterly: "If you lie, you will be punished!"
There were also people holding scalpels, carrying electric saws, and wielding axes...
Hiss! Lin Fan shuddered, dispelling the terrifying images in his mind: "Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon! Daluo Magic Spell!"
Stop!
Just remember this lesson and don't scare yourself.
However, since it has become a trending topic, its popularity should be able to increase, right?
"System, check the popularity value!"
[Popularity value: 11234, task progress: 14322/1000000]
Seeing the popularity value displayed by the system, Lin Fan suddenly became energetic again.
Hey, that's not right!
"System, why am I on five trending searches, but my popularity is only 11234? Did you steal my popularity?"
The usually aloof system suddenly received two messages.
[System prompt: Only active fans can provide popularity. No matter how high the hot search is, it is just a good popularity among passers-by. Hot searches that cannot provide active popularity for the host are all "slutty and slutty". ]
[System prompt: There will be no more explanations about popularity value in the future. The final right of interpretation of all popularity value data belongs to the Super Star System. The system has the right to refuse to answer! ]
"Master System, your explanation seems to make so much sense. I am speechless!"
Lin Fan complained in his heart, this was the first time the system responded to his questions, but it was rare to see such a proud system, it actually wouldn't answer his questions anymore, was he so unpopular?
But with so much popularity, how about trying the legendary ten consecutive draws?
Legend has it that ten consecutive draws will yield a masterpiece. This unreliable system has already cost me so much popularity. This time, ten consecutive draws shouldn't cost me a thing...right?! ? After hesitating for only three seconds, Lin Fan shouted in his heart, "System, give me ten consecutive draws!"
[Ten consecutive draws have been issued. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the mandatory skill: Camera sense expertise - as an idol reserve, the camera is your stage! Only by finding the stage at any time and presenting a perfect performance for fans can you become a qualified idol! ]
[Mandatory Skill: Your hairline will never recede - Young man, work hard towards your dream! Your hairline is protected by the system! ]
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
[Mandatory Skill: Eat meat and never get fat - If you want to be a qualified idol, you must not get fat! Eating meat, the biggest problem that causes weight gain, has been eliminated by the system for the host. The rest of the minor problems that cause weight gain, including but not limited to laziness, lack of exercise, and drinking milk tea, are solved by the host himself.]
[Passive skill: Wink (blink) Expertise - An idol who can't wink can only be a chocolate bean! If you don't want to be put in someone's bowl, it is recommended that the host wink as much as possible! ]
[Active Skill: Splits Expertise - Since I was born with two legs, if I don't do splits, will I keep them for fish farming? ]
[Passive skill: Dialect Expertise - A host with dialect expertise can watch others talk nonsense without making a sound.]
[Mandatory Skill: God-level Sense of Balance - The system hereby makes a solemn promise that as long as the host's cerebellum is still there, he will never lose balance! ]
[Mandatory Skill: God-level entertainment industry seniority-based skill - a must-have skill for newbies. No need to explain. One day you will be grateful for this skill.]
[Mandatory Skill: Lipstick will never stick to your teeth - literally, including lip gloss, you know.]
What the hell is this? Seeing the first nine reward skills, Lin Fan wanted to pull out his 40-meter sword and kill the system.
Of the nine skills, only [Splits Expertise] and [God-level Balance Sense] are of some use to him right now. What's the use of that damn [Wink Expertise]? Who should I wink at?
Does [Expertise in camera sense] mean that I can find the camera anytime and anywhere? I am not an actor! What is the use of being expert in camera sense?
Is the [God-level entertainment industry seniority skill] meant to make me polite? I have been a polite kid since I was a child , okay? [Never get fat by eating meat], [Never recede the hairline], [Dialect Expertise] These three are fine, after all, I am no longer afraid of getting fat, I can eat skewers and drink beer at will! The hairline skill is good, but I am only 20 years old! Are you afraid that I will be bald in a big factory? System, why do I feel like you are laughing at me? Lin Fan feels so tired, this system style is a bit crooked.
As for the skill [Lipstick will never stick to teeth], it should be more than just a literal meaning! Is this a bonus skill granted by the system?
For example, when kissing a young lady—hehehe!
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the active skill: Guitar Expertise - As a superstar reserve, the guitar is just an enlightenment instrument, not worth mentioning! ]
The tenth skill made Lin Fan's eyes light up! Oh, the system has changed its nature and actually gave me a serious skill, but what use is this skill for me? Dare to give me a [Female Pickup Expertise]? I am a otaku, and I want to be the man of the otaku god. What's the use of a guitar? Picking up girls is the right way!
Unfortunately, the aloof system master completely ignored Lin Fan's real request.
I just do what I want and won't explain.
Thanks again to all the book friends for their recommendations. I will keep working hard! I will continue to scroll and ask for votes and collections every day!
(End of this chapter)