Chapter 423: Sister Hui and Her Useless Brothers
On the computer screen, the fourth episode of "The Yard of Longing" is still playing.
Take a short break in the afternoon...
In fact, they "rested" until four o'clock in the afternoon. Then the four of them lazily got up and went to the fields to sow the seeds they had bought today, including those that could be sown directly.
During the time when the four of them were farming, although there were not many jokes, it was at least quite joyful. After all, except for Lin Fan who had experience and skills in taking care of gardens and vegetable plots, the other three really had no experience in this business.
Fortunately, whether it was Hui Qiaodan, Li Xiaodong, or Lu Bingyang, they all had a lot of fun and did not feel that sowing was a difficult task at all.
This is probably because these people don't have much idol baggage. Otherwise, if they were replaced with a guest who had a ton of idol baggage, they might not be able to let go.
In particular, when Li Xiaodong shoveled out half of an earthworm, Hui Qiaodan, who was responsible for throwing the seeds into the pit, found it. Instead of being scared away, she picked up the half earthworm with her bare hands!
Li Xiaodong was so frightened that his voice broke. He threw away the shovel and ran to find Lin Fan: "Brother Fan! Help! Brother Fan, help me!"
Lin Fan looked at Li Xiaodong running towards him in a daze, and jumped directly onto Lu Bingyang's back, screaming, "Brother Fan, help me! Sister Hui is so scary!"
Lu Bingyang couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to pull Li Xiaodong off his back: "Get off me! Li Xiaodong, you should lose weight! You must weigh 150 pounds!"
"I won't get off! And who said I weigh 150 pounds? I'm not that fat!"
"What's going on?"
Lin Fan didn't understand what was going on, but Hui Qiaodan ran over here, laughing loudly and holding something in her hand: "Li Xiaodong, you are too timid. It's just an earthworm, look how scared you are!"
"Ahhh! Sister Hui, don't come over here!" When Li Xiaodong saw Hui Qiaodan coming over, he was frightened again and jumped off Lu Bingyang's back and ran away.
Only Lin Fan and Lu Bingyang were left there, confused about the situation.
But soon, they knew why.
"Sister Hui, what you are holding in your hand is... me!" Lu Bingyang almost burst out with a swear word!
Lu Bingyang just felt his scalp tingling!
Having good eyesight is also a kind of torture! Lu Bingyang clearly saw the half of Hui Qiaodan's hand... But this is not the key point. The key point is that this creature has super strong vitality. It has been cut in half, but it is still twisting! The scene is too shocking. Lu Bingyang's SAN value dropped all the way! Not caring about anything else, Lu Bingyang turned around and ran, and while running, he turned back and shouted: "Sister Hui! Please, throw it away! Let it rest in peace!"
Hui Qiaodan put one hand on her waist and laughed: "You two are no good, being scared like this by a tiny earthworm!"
Lai Siu-tung + Lu Bingyang: ...There is a swear word I want to say but I don’t know whether I should say it or not?
Lin Fan: What’s wrong with this world…
The barrage was also full of hahaha.
[You are not penniless, you are also sick: Oh my god, I am dying of laughter. This episode can be renamed "Sister Hui and Her Useless Brothers"! ]
[This user has become an immortal: Catching an earthworm with bare hands, it's still half-broken and still moving! This is real, Hui Jie is simply a bug! Where did this female guest come from? Where is your idol burden? Others' burdens weigh a ton, but your burden is probably a negative number, right? ]
[Chinese ancestors: Hahahaha, one person wrote in blood and begged Sister Hui to be a permanent guest! Only Sister Hui can control these three! ]
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After finishing the farm work, it was time for Lin Fan to show off his cooking skills. However, this time, there was an agile Hui Qiaodan to help, so it was Li Xiaodong and Lu Bingyang who stood by and watched while eating melon seeds, occasionally helping to pass things or wash vegetables.
The atmosphere in this family of four is extremely harmonious.
Of course, the complaints in the barrage never stopped.
[People with a lot of shit to say: Li Xiaodong and Lu Bingyang remind me of my younger brother. If my younger brother could be like them and do whatever they tell him to do, I wouldn't be so angry with him that my blood pressure would soar at such a young age.]
[I look good in warding off evil: It’s the same with my boyfriend. Every time I ask him to do something, he always says, “Let’s wait for a while and I’ll do it later.” “I’ll do it later and I’ll do it later.” “I don’t have the time to wait for you. I might as well do it myself.”
[You’re a jerk: Right, right, that’s the feeling. Since I called you, it means this matter needs to be done right now. If you don’t go after being called for a long time, it really makes me angry! ]
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These complaints received a lot of likes, but there were also people who opposed and protested. However, such topics were merely to vent one's inner frustrations and were far from provoking a fight.
In addition, the backbone of the fan club, led by Wang Lingli, Li Shasha and Rongrong, a group of people who are the core members of the fan club, have been diligently reporting the black fans who make unreasonable insults and cracking down on those who provoke conflicts. Therefore, although both sides expressed their opinions, they did not really quarrel.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
With Hui Qiaodan's help, Lin Fan's meal took significantly less time. They brought the food to the garden pavilion and started the classic eating and chatting segment of the show.
Li Xiaodong had been curious all day and couldn't help asking, "Sister Hui, how come you are such a good cook?"
The key point is, why are you so bold? Hui Qiaodan said nonchalantly: "Practice makes perfect! When I was young, a few years younger than you are now, I ran to the capital alone, wanting to make a future. But you know, it was not that easy to get into the music industry ten years ago!"
Hui Qiaodan looked at Li Xiaodong and the others with envy in her eyes: "You now have various channels to enter this circle. Although it is still a struggle for thousands of people, the environment is really much better than when we were there.
At that time, we had no one to lead the way, and we couldn’t enter the entertainment industry at all. In addition, the market had just been developed, and there were only so many resources and few channels for advancement. I had no resources or background, and I just relied on my courage to plunge into this circle, so naturally I got hurt.”
Hui Qiaodan shared her experience with them: "At that time, I couldn't get any work, so I had to run around to perform. I could perform at several venues in one night. If there were no venues to perform, I would go to underground passages, overpasses, and subway stations to sing. At night, I lived in a basement of less than ten square meters. There was not even a toilet, let alone eating. How could I afford to eat in a small restaurant outside? So I could only share a kitchen with others and cook for myself. This is how it happened. The key is to save money."
Before Lin Fan and the other two had time to sigh, Hui Qiaodan continued, "Then I have to say sorry to the brothers and sisters who rented a kitchen with me. I secretly used a lot of your oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, but I was too poor and had no choice.
After I became famous, I also thought about endorsing a brand of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and trying to get some benefits for you, such as a 10% discount if you mention my name. Unfortunately, I was stopped by my agent in the end.
So, I've tried my best. If you have any questions, please contact my agent! Apart from anything else, it shouldn't be a problem for him to compensate you for your losses that year. Is double compensation enough? How about ten times compensation?"
Now, I don't have any emotion at all.
The atmosphere that was just brewing is completely gone!
Not only is it gone, but the style of painting has completely changed! Lin Fan shook his head and smiled bitterly.
This kind of thing is indeed something that Hui Qiaodan can do! It's the end of the month again. I heard that some votes will become moldy and invalid if you don't vote. Why not vote for me?
(End of this chapter)