Chapter 533 Review 5,000 words
At nine o'clock in the morning, Lin Fan recovered a little and couldn't fall asleep anymore. Getting up early every morning to practice basic skills has become Lin Fan's muscle memory. When it's time, his biological clock will automatically wake him up. The reason he was able to sleep until nine o'clock was because he was too tired yesterday.
Lin Fan finished washing up in the room and walked out.
As soon as I came out, I was shocked!
"Fuck...what happened to you guys? Are there criminals in the B&B? Where's the security? Have you called the police?"
It's no wonder Lin Fan was making a fuss. Wang Lingli and the others looked like they had just fought with the gangsters. Their hair was messy and their eyes were a little swollen, as if they had been punched! More importantly, the makeup of these girls was all ruined!
It was so scary! The lipstick was all over their necks, the foundation on their faces was white and yellow, and their clothes were a bit messy! They all looked depressed. In short, it was hard to describe!
How could anyone admit such a shameful thing as fighting over a piece of porridge?
Wang Lingli wiped her face and forced a smile: "It's okay! We are just playing games!"
Li Shasha nodded vigorously and wiped off the lipstick on her neck. Hiss! It hurts a little. Did someone scratch my skin?
"Yes, that's right, we are playing games!"
Anyway, I absolutely cannot admit such a shameful thing! Lin Fan was speechless: "What kind of game is this? It's so exciting!"
"Uh, that's the one that's been very popular recently, the real-life immersive script-based killing game! That's it!"
Make it up! Make it up as much as you can! Lin Fan smiled: "Have you finished killing them?"
Everyone nodded in unison: "The killing is over."
Lin Fan took a deep breath and comforted himself, these are all my fans, I invited them all, this is all... bullshit!
"Everyone, go back and clean up yourselves! Take a good look in the mirror and see what you look like now! You guys are really capable of fighting while I'm asleep! Everyone, go back and write me a 3,000-word self-criticism and hand it in before lunch!"
Everyone screamed: "No, Fanfan!"
"I am most afraid of writing a self-criticism!"
"Isn't three thousand words too much? How about eight hundred words?"
"If you can't finish writing, you can take care of your own lunch today!"
Lin Fan would not indulge them. This group of fans were too noisy. They started making trouble as soon as they moved in. If he didn't give them a warning, they would climb over his head tomorrow!
Lin Fan ignored them and pushed open the door to the backyard and walked towards the kitchen.
Wang Lingli's face changed drastically and she ran away with her head in her hands!
The others also followed with a "buzz" sound and fled through the hall like a hornet's nest. Some ran back to the room, some ran directly to the garden outside, and some went straight into the basement!
In short, in less than a second, the entire hall was empty.
Lin Fan walked into the kitchen, thinking about today's lunch menu while going to the rice cooker to get some porridge, intending to fill his stomach first.
But who knew that once the rice cooker was turned on, the porridge had already been drunk up. However, Wang Lingli and the others still had some conscience. Although they finished the porridge cooked by Lin Fan, they also bought breakfast for Lin Fan and put it in the steamer next to it to keep it warm.
There were quite a lot of them, almost all the breakfast snacks near the B&B were gathered here. Lin Fan was not picky, he just picked up a steamed bun and took a bite, the taste was okay, just a little bit worse than what he made himself, it was no problem to have a little as a filling.
but.
Lin Fan turned around to look at the rice cooker, and he felt that this rice cooker was somewhat different from the one he often used.
Maybe it's an illusion?
Lin Fan took a bottle of milk from the refrigerator and poured it into the milk pot to heat it up, but where was the long-handled ladle? Lin Fan searched around and finally found a brand new long-handled ladle in the cupboard.
Looking at the long-handled spoon that showed no signs of use, Lin Fan fell silent.
Then, the few fans who had scattered heard a voice coming from the kitchen, amplified through the longed-for courtyard's ancestral loudspeaker: "Review of 5,000 words, rewrite it if you miss even one word!"
Everyone trembled in fear: o(╥﹏╥)o Woo woo woo, generally we were wrong!
At twelve o'clock noon, in the longed-for courtyard garden, the rectangular dining table was filled with all kinds of delicious food with good color, fragrance and taste. Coupled with the idol halo of "Made by Lin Fan himself", Wang Lingli and others only felt that these dishes were emitting dazzling light, and the dreamy bubbles were boiling and breaking. The fragrance stimulated the taste buds all the time, making people want to pounce on them immediately and eat them first.
However, because of the fight that broke out over a pot of porridge in the morning, Lin Fan's beloved rice cooker and a long-handled spoon were damaged, and they tried to use newly purchased similar products to get away with it! Lin Fan made a ruthless decision that no one would be allowed to eat at the table until they had reviewed their self-reflection!
However, even with a full three hours, there were still several people who did not complete the 5,000-word self-criticism, and those who did write the self-criticism also had problems of one kind or another.
"I asked you to write a self-review about fighting and damaging the items in the hostel. This paragraph is obviously a self-review about cheating on the exam. Did you copy it from the Internet? Did you not even read the content when you copied it? Did you just copy and paste it directly?"
"This paragraph is exactly the same as the previous one. Is your main job to write online articles? If you put so little words in this paragraph, readers will send you knives, right?"
"You two are copying the same self-criticism, right? Can you please let each other know when you're copying? There are so many sample essays online, why do you have to copy the same one?"
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Everyone was timid and didn't dare to say anything. It was as if they were back in school, being called into the teacher's office to be scolded.
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
They were the ones who were wrong in the first place, so it was nothing for Lin Fan to say a few words to them.
that is.
"Gurgle!" Yu Mengmeng's stomach suddenly growled, immediately attracting everyone's attention.
Lin Fan said coolly: "Why, you didn't even get a mouthful of porridge this morning?"
Yu Mengmeng wanted to cry but had no tears: "They are too cunning. When I was not paying attention while distributing room cards, they rushed directly into the kitchen. By the time I reacted, I couldn't squeeze in..."
Lin Fan glanced over, and the others looked at the sky or the ground, and just didn't make any eye contact with Lin Fan.
It was impossible to be courteous. Now that Xiangwang’s courtyard was closed to the public, who knew when Fanfan would receive fans next time? Not to mention the porridge that Fanfan cooked himself, he wouldn’t even give way to others with a single bite! “Gurgle!” With Yu Mengmeng leading the way, the others’ stomachs started growling as if they had received some kind of signal, one after another, and no one could blame anyone else.
But even so, they didn't dare rush up to eat rashly because Lin Fan hadn't spoken yet.
Lin Fan was also so headache that he was speechless: "Okay, stop pretending to be pitiful, forget it this time, if there is a next time..."
Everyone immediately expressed their opinions: "No, there will definitely not be a next time! If something like this happens again, just drive us away, and we won't say a word!"
"I'm sorry, Fanfan. I was too excited today. Maybe it was because I was so excited at the concert yesterday that I couldn't adjust to the situation... Ah, I'm not making excuses. Anyway, I'm sorry. We know we were wrong!"
Lin Fan had no way to deal with this group of fans: "Alright, alright, let's eat!"
"Wow!" Everyone cheered in unison. Lin Fan was relieved, and these fans became bolder again.
"Great! I knew Fanfan would forgive us!"
"Don't worry, Fanfan, I promise there won't be a next time!"
Lin Fan waved the self-criticism in his hand: "But, those who haven't finished writing the self-criticism, make up the word count for me after dinner!"
“Ah, no~~~~”
There was laughter floating in the sky above the longed-for courtyard, mixed with a few wails, adding a bit of tranquility to the noise. The early summer sunshine covered the entire Flower Island.
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