Chapter 691 Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters and stimulate our national consciousness!
Lin Fan always believed that if a child didn't listen, he could just beat him up. If a wild child from outside didn't listen, he should beat him to death! It would also let these people know that some porcelain can be touched, but some cannot be touched at all! It wasn't midnight yet anyway, so it was just a matter of changing the song. Lin Fan felt that he still had this face.
Sure enough, when Tianlai heard that Lin Fan wanted to change the song, they changed the song without saying a word. Of course, Wang Ke still made a routine call to Lin Fan to show off his achievements and build relationships, so that Lin Fan wouldn't forget about him because he was too busy.
It doesn’t matter if you forget yourself, the most important thing is, don’t forget to release songs on Tianlai!
While Tianlai was busy changing the song, Lin Fan's fan club was also holding a small meeting:
[Tremble, mortals: I'm so angry! I'm so pissed off! How dare those little cold currents come to take advantage of Fanfan's popularity? They hired someone to smear Fanfan before, and Fanfan beat them up in the face. How dare they come again? ]
【Here comes a 1986-born chicken claw: Where do these little Koreans get the confidence to think they can compete with Fanfan? They even dare to say that Fanfan wants to snipe them because he is afraid of their new song? Damn, this makes me sick! 】
【Born to be an entertainment reporter: Sisters, don’t get anxious and angry. The more you pay attention to these little Koreans, the more attention they will receive. Fanfan’s assistant has said to give them the cold shoulder and ignore them. Everything is left to Fanfan. I think we can always trust Fanfan, and Fanfan will not let us down.】
Wang Lingli's words calmed everyone's emotions very well, and also stopped fans from sending traffic, popularity, and attention to a certain cold group. Everyone unanimously ignored this group of jumping clowns and just waited for Lin Fan's new song to be released.
The manager of a certain cold group was waiting for a large number of people to come and quarrel with him, but he waited and waited but not many people came. Even if there were passers-by, they just watched and that was it. There was no quarrel, verbal battle, or control of comments! The manager spent a lot of money on publicity, but in the end, these news releases that provoked quarrels only had the Internet trolls who were not serious about making trouble. At the beginning, some people were indignant and wanted to argue.
But later I found that those who quarreled with me only exchanged the same few words over and over again, and were particularly perfunctory. I immediately lost interest and became too lazy to argue with them.
Moreover, since Lin Fan became popular, how many people have wanted to become Lin Fan's rival and use Lin Fan's fame to elevate themselves? This trick of a certain Han group's agent is played by Chinese agents, and bystanders are no longer surprised.
After all, when a new star comes out, people say that Lin Fan will be taken as a target, when a new song is released, they will be compared with Lin Fan, and even when they go on a variety show, they will bring Lin Fan up... After seeing too much news like this and eating too much of this kind of fake gossip, netizens will get tired of it.
Once the fans stop participating, such news will soon be drowned out by other news. And right now, isn't the most eye-catching news that midnight is approaching and Lin Fan's new song is about to be released? What about the cold-breaking group and the little Koreans? Who has time to care about them?
So, the agent looked at the comment section that was only replies from internet trolls, and the sadly deserted topic and discussion circle that he had spent his own money to build, and felt like a mouthful of blood was stuck in his throat, unable to spit it out or swallow it. It was so painful!
However, what the agent didn't know was that something even more difficult was waiting for him.
Zero o'clock!
Lin Fan's new song is officially online on Tianlai! As expected, as soon as the new song was released, the download data started to rise before I even had time to read the song title!
In just 1 second, the entire day's download volume of a certain group's new song was **!
However, this is only 1 second.
The subsequent upward momentum was almost like a vertical waterfall, from ** to headshot in seconds!
【You’re a middle finger: Ahhh! I’m number one! I’m the first person to download Fanfan’s new song! 】
[Meng Meng Rabbit: Damn! I'm not the first one! Wuwuwu, I'm so sorry! I didn't fulfill my promise to you, and I didn't become your first... woman! ]
[Seeing through but not saying it out loud is still a good friend: Hey, hey, hey! Isn’t the ellipsis in front a little too evil! ]
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The comment section of Lin Fan’s new songs is always so lively. Many fans directly click to download the song, then run to the comment section to show off, and finally come back to listen to the song carefully.
Therefore, in the comment section of Lin Fan’s new song, from page 1 to more than 100 pages, the comments are all very silly before the fans who have listened to the song come back to comment.
But this time seems to be a bit of an exception.
[My sister's period is more popular than yours: Sisters, stop chatting! Go listen to the song! Fanfan's new song is a hit! It's a hit from the first line! ]
[Born to be an entertainment reporter: Holy shit! I’ve always known that my son Fanfan is very tough, but I didn’t expect him to be this tough! ]
[Whose heart was crushed by the high heels: Hahaha! I just want to ask, does a certain Korean group’s face hurt? Oh, this is not a question of whether it hurts or not, it’s a question of whether you can still have it! ]
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From the time Lin Fan's new song was released to the time fans started chatting in the comment section, only one minute had passed. But this minute was enough for everyone to finish listening to the prelude and enter the main part of the song! Those fans who were busy showing off their hand speed and didn't have time to listen to the song, immediately stopped talking and quickly clicked on the new song that had been downloaded. A prelude with a psychedelic feel, but inexplicably cheerful and full of rhythm, came out from the player.
"If Hua Tuo were alive again, Chongyang would be cured—"
Yu Mengmeng was confused! More people who work hard were confused!
The fans and the onlookers were also stunned! A member of the Han group who was watching the screen through his mobile phone was immediately furious: "Fuck! How dare he!"
A large number of fans of Hahanha Island felt as if they were shot in the chest: "What the hell! Is Lin Fan scolding us? Did I hear it right? He was scolding us for being pro-Western... uh..."
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
It seems that, actually, he is not wrong - what a ghost!
This group of Handao fans are not going to take it anymore! [My Oppa has legs that are 2.8 meters long: Damn! Lin Fan, what did we, the Handao fans, do to you? You are making personal attacks like this!]
[Oppa Yitong Jiangshan: Lin Fan, what do you mean? You wrote this kind of song to disgust people? We just like foreign idols, and this bothers you? You are really meddling too much! ]
[Salaheya: How can you say that about us! You don’t know how hard-working, excellent, and kind my oppa is! ]
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Fans of Han Dao were furious, and even fans of some artists who returned to China to develop their careers were also eager to make a move, thinking that Lin Fan had killed too many people with one stroke and that they were all innocent victims.
But when Lin Fan's next line came out, many people were afraid to say anything, because: "Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters
Arouse my national consciousness! "
Now even your Giegie, your Oppa, and your idol-san have come to China to make money. Where does their sense of superiority come from? Do they think releasing a Chinese song is sincere?
This is basic operation, okay? If you, the Handao fans, hadn't insisted on flattering them, how could they be so arrogant and look down on others?
Who else should I scold if not you?
Ps: "Compendium of Materia Medica", Jay Chou
Do you still remember the little zombie dancing in the MV of "Compendium of Materia Medica"? It was so funny~ (End of this chapter)