Chapter 766: Jokes are all derived from life!
It was definitely too late to regret, so from then on, the vocal training room of the Earthling Studio became a restricted area. Unless absolutely necessary, the studio's partners would not pass through here.
Otherwise, you won’t know when you will be hit by the devil’s brain-infusing sound and be killed.
Even if you have to pass through here, run past it as fast as you can, or just carry earplugs with you in case of emergency.
Everyone else could choose to escape, but Yang Hongxia, who had said she would "check homework regularly," had no choice but to go ahead and do it. At the same time, based on the principle that I couldn't be the only one to suffer, she also dragged Lin Fan along, under the pretext of guiding the newcomers.
Lin Fan: I don’t trust you!
Do you think I don’t know about the recent legend of the magic sound brainwashing circulating in the company?
But Lin Fan was also very curious. How bad could one person's singing be that everyone in the company would avoid him? Curious, too curious! He had to watch.
So, Lin Fan came after all.
"Come on, Zhou Xiang, show us what you have learned during this period." Yang Hongxia didn't know whether she was encouraging Zhou Xiang or herself, "Don't be afraid, no matter how you sing, it won't be worse than before."
Zhou Xiang: ... Sister Xia, thank you! Taking a deep breath, Zhou Xiang said: "Then, shall I begin?"
As soon as he finished speaking, with a "swish", the other two friends, Li Xiaodong and Lu Bingyang, rushed to the corner of the training room closest to the door. Their bodies were tense, as if they were ready to escape at any time.
Zhou Xiang puffed out his cheeks, feeling that his self-esteem had been hurt a thousand times.
Seeing the two of them looking like they were facing a formidable enemy, Lin Fan and Yang Hongxia exchanged glances, then quietly moved back a little, trying to maximize the straight-line distance between the two sides to ensure safety.
Zhou Xiang: Hello, hey, hey, I saw it!
But what can be done? Zhou Xiang was helpless: "I'm going to start singing, are you ready?"
The vocal teacher at the side swiftly took out earplugs from his pocket and put them into his ears with great skill.
Lin Fan and Yang Hongxia: ...Isn't this a bit exaggerated? Soon, they knew whether it was an exaggeration or not.
"Look at your eyes writing poetry, sometimes wild and sometimes mysterious--"
"Hiss!" Lin Fan gasped! "Snap!" Yang Hongxia slapped herself on the forehead.
"Bang!" Li Xiaodong and Lu Bingyang rushed out.
There were six people in the entire training room, four of them died, and only one vocal teacher who was well prepared and wore earplugs firmly survived to the end.
The lethality is unparalleled! Lin Fan waved his hands quickly: "Stop, stop, stop, that's enough, that's enough, don't sing anymore!"
Lin Fan originally thought that "Crystal" was such a simple song that it would be very difficult for most people to sing it well. In addition, Zhou Xiang had a professional vocal teacher to guide her. After such a long period of training, she would not make great progress, but at least she would not sing so badly.
Yes, it's horrible.
Before Lin Fan's system was activated, his singing had never been so scary.
Zhou Xiang closed his mouth silently and looked up at the sky.
Yang Hongxia's head was twitching. She looked at Zhou Xiang and didn't know what to say. She could only turn to Lin Fan: "How is it? Can it be saved?"
"How should I put it?" Lin Fan chose his words carefully, fearing that he would say too much and hurt the girl's fragile heart. "The pitch is fine, and the vocal condition is also good..."
It's just that the singing is awful!
Yang Hongxia had no expression on her face: "Teacher Zhou has already said the same thing."
Lin Fan laughed dryly and suggested, "How about trying singing nursery rhymes?"
The vocal teacher took off his earplugs and said, "I have tried it, but the effect is so bad that I am worried that parents will report it after it is broadcast."
Most people don't sing well, mainly because they lack the pitch, rhythm, emotion, technique, understanding and sense of empathy for the lyrics, as well as the limitations of the voice itself.
But Zhou Xiang passed every test. She learned the necessary techniques and vocalizations, but when put together, it just didn't feel right, as if God had taken away her ability to sing.
"Then there is no other way. Let's go through it word by word!"
Therefore, when the fifth episode of the second season of "Longing for the Yard" was officially launched, as soon as the audience opened the program, they saw Zhou Xiang standing alone in the garden of the homestay, facing the flowers in full bloom and the small fish and turtles in the pond, singing affectionately: "Twinkle, twinkle little star, the sky is full of little stars——"
There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!
Instantly, invisible sound waves came out from the program, indiscriminately attacking all the audience. Those audience members with slightly lower magic resistance were killed instantly!
[There are always some funny people who provoke me: Ah! My ears! Sister Zhou Xiang, what hatred do we have? Why did you do such a cruel thing to us right away? ]
[Brawny Lolita Heart: Oh my god! I've never heard such an ugly nursery rhyme before! It's more painful than scratching a blackboard with fingernails! It just sent me away!]
[Mental Hospital Full Diamond Member: Sister Zhou Xiang, you finally can't stand the oppression of the two skinning bosses anymore, are you ready to fight hard to create a future by pushing the two mountains on your shoulders? Then go find Fanfan and Sister Xia, why are you torturing us poor and helpless little viewers? ]
Not only the audience couldn't stand it, but the program's camera crew couldn't stand it either. They simply set up the cameras where they were and ran away one by one, as if something was chasing them. Everyone was able to stick to their posts and stand where they were.
Zhou Xiang was still standing in the garden conscientiously, singing the rest of the lyrics: "Hanging in the sky, shining brightly, like thousands of little eyes——"
Even the post-production team couldn't help it, and used a special effect of withering flowers in the garden, a special effect of glass exploding, and a special effect of the little fish and turtles in the pond fleeing the scene with their families, to bring out the effect of Zhou Xiang's "magic sound filling the brain" vividly.
After singing twice in a row, Zhou Xiang ended today's singing practice. Then, turning around, he discovered that he was the only one left at the scene, with an unattended camera and various light-blocking panels and small speakers scattered all over the floor.
A cold wind blew past, and the scene was as desolate as it could be! And all the spectators outside the stadium were killed without a single one of them being spared.
[You look like you are joking: I always thought singing was a life-threatening thing, and this was just a joke. When this joke appeared in front of me, I realized that jokes all come from life! ]
[I swear I will never swear again: Sister, you are an actress! Why do you want to sing? Why do you want to torture yourself? The point is that it’s fine if you torture yourself, but why do you want to torture us? ]
[Forgive me for not being able to catch up with you in my lifetime: You are so energetic but you are just idle! Brother Fan, please find something more for Zhou Xiang to do! Please! We will never "feel sorry for Zhou Xiang" again! ]
(End of this chapter)