This cosplayer is really into character.
No wonder I was sent here.
While internally complaining, Yu Ningning also recalled the books she had read on the way here. She knew that the most important thing at this moment was to go along with what the mental patient was saying, so as not to provoke him and make him do something extreme.
She calmly replied, "I have no interest in being the Grand Marshal of the Army, and I don't have a single penny on me. May I ask what Your Majesty needs 5,000 coins for?"
Upon hearing that Yu Ningning didn't even have 5,000 coins, Qin Shi Huang frowned and pondered before saying, "When I passed by this place, I actually saw someone displaying my thousands of troops that I had hidden in the underworld in a black box. It must be that thieves secretly opened my mausoleum."
"This is an irreconcilable feud. I will buy a box of explosive artifacts that can produce a loud bang and a dazzling display of fireworks, so that these tomb raiders will pay the price with their flesh torn apart."
Yu Ningning: ...
The thousands of soldiers hidden in the underworld.
Is this person referring to the Terracotta Army Museum?
And then there was that explosive contraption that could "produce a deafening roar and dazzling fireworks." Yu Ningning thought of something, her lips twitched, and she tentatively asked, "Emperor Qin Shi Huang, may I ask if you still remember what that contraption was called?"
Qin Shi Huang frowned and said, "When I came here, I seemed to have heard someone mention that thing is called... 'firecracker'?"
Yu Ningning: ...
Hahaha, if her comprehension is correct, this 'Qin Shi Huang' is now going to use firecrackers to blow up the Terracotta Army exhibition.
Alright, a typical case of a delusional patient.
You should be admitted to the hospital for treatment.
Double the dosage
She bluntly spread her hands and said, "I have no money."
"It's normal for a weak woman like you not to earn money," Qin Shi Huang said calmly. "I'm asking you to contact the current ruler of the Qin Dynasty and ask him to provide me with some money and provisions."
"Don't worry, you'll get your share of the benefits once it's done."
Having witnessed many grand spectacle in the apocalypse, Yu Ningning wasn't intimidated by this patient who fantasized about being Qin Shi Huang. She continued to deceive him, saying, "Your Majesty, you may not know that your Great Qin Empire has been extinct for many years, and you no longer have any descendants to give you money."
"If you want to make money, you have to come in person."
These words were clearly too difficult for Qin Shi Huang to understand. He frowned sternly, finding it all rather absurd, and said, "What nonsense are you spouting, woman? I know I have died, but how could my empire perish? My Great Qin Empire will last for hundreds and thousands of generations!"
This cosplayer is really into character.
Look at how genuine these feelings are.
Yu Ningning couldn't help but feel a little pity. She didn't mention the death of Qin Er Shi and said vaguely, "Well, I'm new to this place and live in such a remote area with hardly anyone around, so I don't know much about these things. In short, I don't have any money to give you right now."
Qin Shi Huang looked Yu Ningning up and down, and clearly accepted her persona as a weak woman.
He wasn't discouraged, and calmly asked, "You just said that the people here earn their money with their own hands. If I want to buy firecrackers to blow up those evil people, how do I earn the money?"
Yu Ningning smiled and said, "That's easy."
So early the next morning, Yu Ningning rode a small electric scooter she borrowed from the old man at the gate, and brought the majestic Qin Shi Huang, wearing a crown and a long robe, to the market. First, she found someone to get internet access, then she wandered around the bustling vegetable market before carrying a large bag of potatoes and lotus roots home.
Finally, she placed the potatoes and lotus roots by the pool, brought out a small stool for Qin Shi Huang to sit on, and calmly instructed, "Wash them. After you've washed a whole bag, I'll give you ten yuan."
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