"Mr. Gu Ran, you are so funny!"

"Ouch, I can't take it anymore!"

"My back hurts from laughing!"

"Mr. Gu Ran, please stop making me laugh like that. If someone outside the door hears my laughter, you'll have to redo your urine test."

Linda tried hard to control her laughter and continued to bend over.

Gu Ran was completely speechless.

Linda, your sense of humor can't be that low, right? You're clearly trying to physically tease me!

But I am a serious person!

Besides, urine test is much more important than other things!

It is still unclear what the Liverpool boss's intention was in appearing in the men's restroom, so we have to be on guard against anything related to urine testing.

Gu Ran quietly placed the urine cup on the storage board behind him to prevent Linda from touching it.

Linda is also an extremely smart person - she was able to get a master's degree from MIT, she owns a real estate company and a financial company, and she can easily deal with a 70-year-old man. With just a few words of advice, she could get the old man to buy the Liverpool Football Club for her. She is definitely not an ordinary woman.

Linda keenly sensed Gu Ran's defensive mentality, and immediately straightened up and smiled softly, "Okay, I was a little excited just now. I can't help it, Mr. Gu Ran, you are so handsome."

WTF, isn't this the sentence pattern I often use with my girlfriends? I've also been told this by a rich woman.

——Gu Ran felt a little amused and helpless.

Linda relaxed her expression and said seriously, "I know you must be wondering why I am here, Mr. Gu Ran. Let's have a formal conversation. Hello, Mr. Gu Ran. It's an honor to meet you here."

As she spoke, Linda stretched out her left hand to shake hands with Gu Ran.

My right hand has just been washed with urine...

From this we can see that Linda is very careful.

Gu Ran shook hands with Linda as expected, "Hello, Ms. Linda, I am also honored... to meet you here."

We met privately in the men's restroom and peed on each other's hands. What a fucking honor!

By the way, Linda, you have never read The Sun, have you? If you have, it would be even more embarrassing.

After shaking hands, Linda smiled and said, "Mr. Gu Ran - can I just call you Gu?"

Gu Ran said: "Of course."

Linda smiled and said, "Gu, I have to say that your performance on the field today was really great! You were beaten 3:0 in the first half. To be honest, I was worried about you, Southampton. I was worried that you might not be able to play, or could only play for 5 minutes of garbage time. Unexpectedly, you created the Anfield miracle in the last 25 minutes! You are really great!"

Holy shit…

Linda, are you really the boss lady of Liverpool?

This blow makes me feel so comfortable...

Gu Ran quickly said, "Ms. Linda, you are too kind. Actually, it's nothing. This is all thanks to the teamwork."

Linda looked at Gu Ran with admiration, "Oh my God, you are so great, yet so humble. Are all Chinese men so great?"

Gu Ran immediately said: "That's not the case."

Linda couldn't help wanting to laugh out loud again, "Haha, Gu, you're so annoying, making me laugh again!"

No way? Linda, your sense of humor is so funny! Or... is this a trick used by an old hand like you? Are you a high-end hunter who deliberately disguises himself as an easy prey?

Gu Ran immediately smiled and said, "Ms. Linda, let's...get down to business."

Linda's eyes were full of teasing. "What? Were we being naughty just now? Huh?"

Oh shit!

This woman is really a reincarnation of a fox spirit! Just one sentence and one simple action can make people feel numb to the bone.

I have to admit that some women in this world are born with charm!

Fortunately, I am a serious person.

Gu Ran cleared his throat and said, "Ms. Linda, if there is nothing else, I will leave."

"Don't!" Linda said immediately, "Gu, I just wanted to say that your performance today was really great. I had goose bumps all over my body when I saw you in the main stand! I like you so much, really like you so much. Of course, I also know that our identities mean that we can't meet at this time, but I just can't control myself! So I used this method and asked someone to arrange for you to take a urine test, and then I will wait in the men's room to meet you alone - you won't blame me, right?"

How can I blame you now that you said that?

Gu Ran smiled and said, "No, no, but... if you show up after I've finished peeing and put on my shorts, I think it would be more appropriate."

Linda said in a resentful and coquettish voice: "I can't help it! Which woman can help it?"

Oh shit!

Is this why you took advantage of me? Well, I have to admit that I am indeed so handsome that women can't control themselves, and I have already forgiven you in my heart.

Gu Ran said helplessly: "But...we still shouldn't meet in private. It's wrong for us to meet like this, both publicly and privately."

From a public perspective, Linda is the boss lady of Liverpool. If the boss lady of Liverpool met with Southampton's rising star in private, the Southampton club would be furious if it knew about this.

Personally, this is a men's restroom, and Linda is a married woman! It was so exciting on their first meeting, what would happen if things continued to develop?

I'm really a serious person! However, Linda's eyes were full of excitement, and she said without any concern: "It's okay, there are only two of us here, no one will know. Besides, I'm very tight-lipped."

Gu Ran: ... Are you talking about the tightness I understand? Probably not. I must be overthinking it.

Linda laughed again and said, “Gu, as long as I don’t tell you and you don’t tell anyone, no one will know what happened today—you won’t tell anyone, right?”

Of course I won't tell you! But this is really crazy! It's like walking a tightrope! Linda, you are really into this!

Gu Ran smiled helplessly, "Of course I won't tell you, but it's really not good for us to do this. Ms. Linda——"

Linda looked at Gu Ran with charming eyes, "Just call me Linda, it sounds more intimate. Calling me Madam makes me sound old."

Oh shit!

This woman is really taking things step by step! If she continues like this, she will eat me to death sooner or later!

It seems that I have really met my match this time!

Gu Ran took a deep breath and said, "Okay, Linda...but I really should go. My assistant is waiting for me outside."

Linda was prepared and said, "Don't worry, he can't get in. If he dares to break in, he will ruin your urine test."

Oh shit!

Aren't you ruining my urine test by waiting for me in the men's restroom like this?

What is procedural justice... It turns out that as long as you control the procedure, whatever you do is just.

Gu Ran couldn't help but shook his head and smiled, "Linda, you're meeting with me secretly in this way, it shouldn't be just to praise me a few words, right?"

Linda smiled and said, "Of course not."

Gu Ran said: "Then let's get to the point quickly."

Gu Ran secretly complained in his heart: Linda, please stop talking nonsense! Then he heard Linda continue: "Since you are so urgent, I will say it directly - Gu, I want you."

Holy shit…

Isn’t this a bit too direct?

Even more outrageous than the plot written by The Sun!

There is not even any foreshadowing!

But I'm a serious person! Who would do that kind of thing in the toilet? Gu Ran cleared his throat and was about to refuse when he heard Linda continue to laugh: "I want you... to join us in Liverpool."

Gu Ran: ...

Linda, were you and Coach Adkins taught by the same teacher?

Why is he breathing so heavily?

Gu Ran said with a smile: "Linda, I'm sorry, I don't have any plans to transfer for the time being."

Linda smiled confidently and said, "I don't believe it, you will have it, as long as I use the right method."

Gu Ran said: "This is not a question of method or not."

Linda's eyes were as charming as hooks: "Gu, there is no one else here, I am not afraid, what are you afraid of?"

Damn, I'm scared? When I go crazy, even I can't control my young body, okay?

Gu Ran smiled and said, "Linda, I really don't have any intention of transferring, really."

Linda smiled and said, "Just tell me what conditions you want, and I will do my best to satisfy you."

Her tone was gentle, but with a hidden strength.

You can tell at first glance that he is someone who is used to taking the initiative.

Communicating with such a woman can indeed arouse the desire to conquer her.

But Gu Ran didn't get upset, but remained exceptionally calm.

The smarter a woman is, the more dangerous she is.

Especially when it comes to your career prospects.

Gu Ran thought for a moment, then asked, "Can you do everything I ask of you?"

Linda looked at Gu Ran meaningfully, "Not all of them can be done. After all, I am a married woman."

If these words are said with righteous indignation, then there is naturally no problem.

But the problem is that Linda seemed to be deliberately using the term "married woman" to tease others.

The highest level of flirting is to say no, but the look in your eyes seems to be saying: Do you dare to try? It's difficult! Just this one sentence messed up Gu Ran's heartbeat.

This kind of atmosphere, this kind of eyes, this kind of inner excitement, this kind of advanced tactics of playing hard to get, are really too charming.

Most men really can’t stand it.

Gu Ran secretly took a deep breath, trying to suppress his restless heart, and said in a deep voice: "Then, I want... the same weekly salary as Gerald, can you do it?"

Linda was slightly startled.

For a moment, Linda felt that she was seen through by the young and handsome Chinese man in front of her.

But... shouldn't it be like this? Can't I even handle a little boy?

Is it because I'm not attractive enough?

Or should I be more straightforward? Linda's desire to conquer her instantly rushed to her head.

Gu Ran looked at Linda calmly.

In fact, he didn't mean to ask for an exorbitant amount of money. He just casually made a request that Linda would never be able to fulfill, hoping to force Linda to give up.

Liverpool is good, and the boss lady of Liverpool is even more wonderful. As a normal man, Gu Ran does have the idea of ​​conquering Linda, but as a reborn person, Gu Ran is very mature! Gu Ran has already determined his growth plan in his mind, and he will never change it because of a woman's flirting! Gu Ran clearly knows that if he wants to grow from a grassroots to a world-class star, he must insist on taking the route of the bottom league, and take the bottom league as his own "professional youth training camp" to lay a solid foundation.

This is not something that can be accomplished in a day or two. To become a world-class star, it is not enough to just transfer to a top club to be successful.

"It seems that you can't do it, Linda." Gu Ran pretended to be regretful and said, "I'm sorry--"

Just as Gu Ran was about to leave, Linda used her mature body to block Gu Ran.

The passage in this toilet is relatively small. Although Linda would not be able to stop Gu Ran if he wanted to force his way past her, this is not a court after all, and it would be impolite to force his way past Linda.

Linda smiled and said, "Don't leave so quickly. I didn't say I couldn't do it."

This time, it was Gu Ran's turn to be shocked.

Then Linda asked, "Gu, how much is your current weekly salary?"

Gu Ran shrugged, "Sorry, this is my personal privacy, I don't want to talk about it."

Linda didn't mind at all. "Okay, but even if you don't tell me, I can probably guess it. Southampton is a very poor club. As far as I know, the maximum salary of your team will not exceed 5,000 pounds per week. Do you know how much Gerrard's weekly salary is?"

Gu Ran pursed his lips and said, "Probably, a few hundred thousand pounds."

Linda smiled and said, "So you know. Yes, Gerrard's current weekly salary is the highest in the entire Liverpool team, 120,000 pounds. This weekly salary is also ranked in the top five in the entire Premier League team. For example, the vice-captain Carragher only earns 68,000 a week."

The gap in salary structure between Premier League giants and mid-table English League One teams can only be described as exaggerated!

No wonder everyone wants to join a wealthy family! Gu Ran smiled and said, "So, you can't give me a maximum salary of more than 120,000 per week."

Linda said coquettishly, "Yes, whether from a theoretical or practical point of view, the request you just made is really too much, even more excessive than asking a married woman like me to have sex with you."

So what...

Shit, doesn’t this mean that there’s still a chance?

Who can stand this? Gu Ran forced himself to calm down, "Since you can't do it, forget it."

Linda smiled and said, "Look at you, why are you so anxious? I only said that your request is excessive, I didn't say I can't do it."

Holy shit…

Linda, do you know what you are talking about?

Gu Ran was completely stunned.

Then Linda continued, "Actually, I understand what you mean. I know you didn't ask for money. You just want to reject me tactfully by saying it's impossible. But you may not understand me. Really, I'm the kind of person who can get whatever I want."

Linda looked straight into Gu Ran's eyes.

Gu Ran also looked back at Linda.

At this moment, in the men's restroom, both of them had dangerous flames in their hearts...

(End of this chapter)