Chapter 388 Taylor Swift: Just kill me! The power of a true queen! Gu Ran writes a song for the queen! ?



The country folk diva was stunned. "Walter??? "My Deskmate"? What song is this?"

Gu Ran said confidently: "Folk song."

Taylor was surprised and asked, "Why have I never heard of this?"

"You haven't heard of this?" Gu Ran cleared his throat, imitated Lao Lang's voice, and sang in English: "Will you remember the diary you wrote yesterday tomorrow~"

Bah, who would write a diary?

Gu Ran paused for a moment, then continued singing:

"Will you still miss me tomorrow, the one who used to cry the most~"

"The teachers can't remember you, and you can't guess the question~"

"I only think of you, my deskmate, when I occasionally look through the photos."

Taylor twisted his waist inch by inch, and said with an extremely shocked expression: "Wait! Wait! This, this is really a folk song?! Such a beautiful folk song melody and lyrics, but this is really the first time I hear it!"

Gu Ran shrugged. "This song is a bit old. It was released in 1994 and is known as the most popular campus folk song in the 1990s. It's no exaggeration to say that at least 600 million people around the world can hum it."

Taylor opened his mouth wide, completely forgetting the pain of twisting his waist, "600 million people... God! My most popular song can't even reach 100 million people humming..."

Gu Ran asked, "Why? Little Queen of Folk Songs, you don't know how to sing this classic old song?"

Taylor said ashamedly: "I...well, I really can't sing. But this song is really good, although your singing is terrible and it always feels dirty."

Damn, my little queen, your first impression of me is so bad, isn’t it?

What do you think of me? Everything I do is dirty?

What the hell, how can I change this bad impression?

You can't really pay out 700,000 pounds.

I can't afford 700,000 pounds, but I can give 70 billion without hesitation.

Bah, why am I like an old SP? It must be because my physical condition is too high and I have been holding it in for too long.

——Gu Ran tried hard to keep a serious look on his face.

Taylor continued, "Mr. Gu Ran, can you sing it completely for me? I really want to hear the full version."

Gu Ran couldn't help but secretly complain in his heart: Who of us is singing for a living?

"Don't you think I'm dirty?"

"I can bear it."

“…Okay.”

Since the little diva is so sincere, we must satisfy her.

So, Gu Ran sang "You, My Deskmate" completely in English.

Taylor listened quietly and fascinatedly from beginning to end.

After Gu Ran finished singing, Taylor exclaimed: "What a great campus folk song... But I've never heard of this song before. Maybe it's because... I didn't spend much time in school."

Taylor's pretty face flushed, "Mr. Gu Ran, how about you order another one, as long as it's not a campus folk song, and it's not too old, ahem, other folk songs, basically anyone can sing it."

Gu Ran thought for a moment and said, "Then let's play a song from 2003: "In a Foreign Land."

"Wat..." Taylor was almost going crazy with shock, "In a foreign land? What, what kind of song is this?"

Gu Ran said: "This is a serious country folk song. Even if there are not 800 million people in the world who can sing it, at least 700 million people can hum it."

"I don't believe it! Sing it for me!"

Oh shit, have I really become a singing prostitute?

I'm a football player! I want to win a Golden Globe, not a Grammy!

Well, if I can win the future Grammy Queen award with my singing, it will be worth it.

"I'm sorry for making a fool of myself!"

Gu Ran sang the entire song "In a Foreign Land" in English at the top of his voice.

"It's... a great song!" Taylor covered his chest and gasped for a while. "Although your singing was terrible, I can still feel the wonderfulness of the lyrics and the song! Oh! God! Such a beautiful folk song, I have never heard of it before? Mr. Gu Ran, come on, come on, please select another one, I will definitely be able to sing it this time! Of course, it would be best if you select one of the more popular folk songs this year!"

What is the most popular folk song in 2010? Okay, I'm bullying you by choosing "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond".

Gu Ran cleared his throat, "How about a song like 'Old Boy'?"

Taylor's mouth trembled. "What? I...have never heard of it..."

Gu Ran sighed, "Hey, look at you, how come you haven't heard this or that before? Okay, okay, I'll sing it to you again."

Then, Gu Ran screamed out "Old Boy" in English.

"...Youth is like a rushing river, it goes away and never comes back. There is no time to say goodbye. All that is left is a numb me without the passion of the past!"

"Look at the flowers floating all over the sky, withering at the most beautiful moment. Who will remember that she has been in this world..."

Taylor was so moved that her eyes filled with tears as she listened. "Oh my God! Such beautiful lyrics, such a beautiful folk melody. I have never heard of such a beautiful song before! How can I be called a folk queen? I, I, I am going to die! Just kill me! Just kill me!"

Gu Ran, who was stepping on the accelerator, said quickly: "Don't make a blind wish!"

Taylor said with disgust on his face: "I feel bad! What makes me most uncomfortable is that such a beautiful song was sung so badly by you. It's simply a match made in heaven. I'm sorry, Mr. Gu Ran, I'm not targeting you, I'm just telling the truth."

Oh shit!

Gu Ran said unhappily: "If you can do it, come on!"

Taylor thought about it and said, "Okay, I'll try it."

Taylor cleared his throat and sang in a heavenly voice: "Has the original wish come true? Is it all I can do now? Even if time passes and the wind dries up my ideal, I can never find the real me again~Look up at the starry sky, the one that accompanied me at that time, do you still remember the story here? If there is a tomorrow, I wish you my dear... Is that how it is sung?"

Gu Ran was completely stunned! The singing was so beautiful, as if it came from heaven! The most amazing thing was that even though Taylor Swift only sang it once, she could copy the chorus word for word, and even perform it in her own unique folk style! It was really... I couldn't help but admit it! This is true talent!

Taylor Swift has absolute pitch and super memory for music, she is truly worthy of being the folk queen!

The most amazing thing is... now this little diva is singing a cappella with half of her butt hanging, her waist twisted backwards, her chest tightly bound by the safety belt, in a posture close to twisting a pigtail! This posture is OK... a real diva!

This is really a visual health treatment and eardrum massage!

How lucky it is, how beautiful it is, how refreshing it is!

Seeing the shocked expression on Gu Ran's face, Taylor couldn't help but smile smugly, "What a pity, I didn't bring my banjo, otherwise it would have sounded better if I had played and sang at the same time."

Gu Ran praised: "This is already very nice... But this song cannot be considered as your singing, because I sang this song first. You can only be considered to be learning to sing, but learning to sing is not singing, it is learning."

Taylor couldn't help but frowned slightly, "Wait a minute - Mr. Gu Ran, I found that the melodies of these songs are very special, all with a strong oriental melody style. Did you... order all Chinese songs?"

Taylor Swift, the Cayenne is almost driving from London to Winchester, and you just realized it?

Gu Ran chuckled, "I sang in English."

Taylor raised his eyebrows. "There's something wrong with you! Do you know what gave you away? Your smile! There's something wrong with your smile. Your smile is naughty and dirty! Oh, I see. You must have translated the Chinese song from your country into English temporarily! How could I sing this? Oh, I'm so smart! I saw through it right away! Right? "

It took me three tries to see through it...Taylor, you are so stupid! If I sell you, can you still help me count the money? Of course I won't sell you, I have to keep you for my own use, and then I want you to help me count the money.

Gu Ran grinned and said, "Okay, Ms. Swift, you are so amazing. You saw through me. But no matter what, the songs I ordered are all folk songs, and each song has hundreds of millions of hums. You didn't say that we can't order Chinese folk songs."

"You, you, you!" Taylor's chest heaved with anger, "You bad guy! You really are deliberately playing with me! I want to get off the car! I want to get off now!"

Gu Ran asked, "You don't want the 700,000 pounds? Investing in a little genius?"

Taylor let out a sigh of relief. "Why am I so unlucky to meet a bad guy like you? Fine, fine, go ahead and order songs, but from now on, you can't order Chinese folk songs or any other folk songs. You can only order my songs! Humph! I'll get off the bus after I finish singing three songs!"

Gu Ran stepped on the accelerator and smiled: "How are you going to get back after getting off the highway?"

Taylor's mouth twitched slightly, and then he said angrily, "I repeat, after I sing three songs, you will send me back to the hotel, is that right? Hey, the horoscope also said that my Jupiter, Venus, Mercury and Mars are gathered in Sagittarius. I will be very happy this month. The fortune teller is really a fraud! Please start ordering songs quickly. Apart from ordering songs, I will not have any other communication with you! I mean what I say!"

"All right……"

Gu Ran thought for a moment and said, "Then sing me a song called 'Blank Zone'."

"Walter???" Taylor was going crazy, "What kind of song is this? This is not my song at all!"

“Of course ‘Blank Space’ is your song, ‘Blank Space’!”

“I don’t have this song!”

"No, this is your song. If you don't believe me, I'll sing it for you."

"I don't want to either. I just want to play football. But there's nothing I can do. You can't even sing the song I ordered! You can't even sing your own song. Do I have to sing a few lines for you?"

"Okay, okay." Taylor said angrily, "You can sing, I want to see what you can sing. Let me put it here first. If you still sing Chinese songs and deliberately play tricks on me, then you will directly transfer 700,000 pounds to me and send me back. And you have to swear never to mention the lounge incident again!"

"You are asking for a lot, Miss Swift."

"Sing!" Taylor was going crazy.

"Okay, don't be so grumpy."

Gu Ran cleared his throat and sang in English: "Nice to meet you, where have you been? I can show you some incredible things, magic, fanaticism, heaven, sin, seeing you in front of me, I think, oh God, look at that face, you look like the next big mistake I'm going to make..."

Taylor was completely stunned! The melody and style of this song are definitely not Chinese style, it is completely her style!

Taylor couldn't help but trembled and said, "Oh my God! This is so beautiful! It suits me so well! It's exactly what I feel in my heart! But is this really my song? Why don't I remember writing such a wonderful song?"

"That's right, it's yours." Gu Ran said as a matter of course.

This song "Blank Space" has been Taylor's number one on the Billboard singles chart for seven weeks!

Of course, this is a song from 2014.

This is a song Taylor Swift wrote four years later, which is used to complain about the media's interference in her private life.

The reason why Gu Ran sang the song that Taylor Swift could only write 4 years later was, of course... intentional.

Listening to Taylor Swift singing is a pleasure, but if you really listen to all three songs, then there is no reason or excuse to keep this queen-level magic weapon.

Therefore, Gu Ran had already planned before getting on the bus, and he wanted to order a song that Taylor Swift couldn't sing at all! Gu Ran asked with a smile: "Are you stunned? Ms. Swift, do you feel like you have been forcibly transported through time now?"

Taylor's red lips trembled uncontrollably, "What do you mean, forced to cross?"

Damn, I forgot Taylor Swift has never read Chinese online novels and doesn’t understand these advanced internet terms.

Gu Ran quickly said: "Ms. Swift, don't get me wrong, I meant it literally, I'm not driving."

Taylor's CPU was about to burn out. He covered his head with his hands and said in horror, "You're not driving? Then who is driving? Is it me?"

"Calm down, Miss Swift, calm down. The word 'forced crossing' is literal, but the word 'driving' here is an extended meaning. Do you understand? Well, it seems that you don't understand. I think we should not discuss the issue of forced crossing and driving. Let's talk about the song 'Blank Space' just now."

"Oh, okay," Taylor took a deep breath, "Mr. Gu Ran, please stop joking and tell me seriously - who is this song from?"

Gu Ran said sincerely: "Whose else could it be? It's yours."

"Mr. Gu Ran, I've already told you, please don't joke around! Although this song is consistent with my style, I never wrote it!"

"Don't worry, you will write it in the future."

"I'm confused by you..."

"Ah? I haven't started yet."

"You..." Taylor rubbed his blond hair vigorously, as if he was driven crazy. "Okay, okay, I lose to you. Please, Mr. Gu Ran, just tell me the truth. Whose song is it? This song is really great. It's like it was tailor-made for me. If possible, I want to contact the creator of this song. I want to buy the copyright of this song."

Gu Ran said seriously, "Why don't you understand? Isn't the creator of this song in the car?"

Taylor quickly looked at the back row...

Gu Ran was really going to be laughed at by Taylor.

Taylor took a deep breath. "Oh, I understand! Oh my God! This time, I really understand it completely! The creator of this song is... you!"

Oh shit!

Gu Ran almost threw the steering wheel in his hands.

Taylor Swift, with your silly and cute IQ, you're good enough to be crowned queen.

Well, it’s fine if you insist on understanding it that way. After all, I really can’t explain why your song became so popular 4 years later.

Gu Ran immediately cleared his throat, "...Then let it be."

"You really wrote this song!" Taylor's clear eyes were immediately filled with stars. "Oh my God! Mr. Gu Ran, I didn't expect that you can write such a song that suits me so well even though you sing so badly!"

Gu Ran said unhappily: "Ms. Swift, if you want to praise me, then praise me nicely. You can't bite and lick me at the same time. This is not right."

"Sorry, sorry, I'm really shocked!" Taylor asked anxiously, "When did you create such a beautiful song?"

Gu Ran said with a very real feeling: "I just... the inspiration came to me suddenly, and I just hummed it out."

"Oh! God! Oh my God!" Taylor screamed excitedly, "Mr. Gu Ran! You may not know this yet, but you are a musical genius! Your inspiration is amazing! I feel like my whole body is resonating with you!"

Yes, I know that I can't sing all five notes, don't know the musical notation, and can't arrange instruments, but I am a musical genius who can make girls' bodies resonate.

Gu Ran smiled calmly and said, "I'm so ashamed."

Taylor was as excited as a little fangirl, and her attitude towards Gu Ran changed 180 degrees. "I thought I was already a genius. To be honest, since my debut, I have never been convinced by any of my peers. But you have completely conquered me! Are you really a ball player? Mr. Gu Ran, I must have a serious talk with you. First of all, are you sure this song has never been released?"

Gu Ran nodded and said, "Don't worry, this song has definitely not been released."

Taylor excitedly grabbed Gu Ran's arm, "That's great, Mr. Gu Ran! Please, sell me the copyright of this song. I want to sing this song! Just name a price!"

Eh? ? ? I'm asking for a price? Aren't you here to make money from me, little investment genius? Why are you giving me money? Have you forgotten about buying my jersey for 700,000? Have you forgotten why you got in my car? Gu Ran was a little embarrassed, "What's the price? Just take it if you want it. The song is yours anyway."

Taylor trembled all over, and tears rolled down his eyes uncontrollably.

Gu Ran quickly asked, "Ms. Swift, why are you still crying? It's just a song, you shouldn't be so moved, right?"

Taylor said with trembling lips: "I was too excited, and I twisted my waist again..."

Damn, Taylor Swift, you are so... so cute.

Gu Ran smiled and said, "Why don't you turn over? If you turn your body towards me, you won't have to twist your waist, right?"

"Good idea!" Taylor shouted sourly while struggling to turn sideways.

Watching the seat belt tightening Taylor's airbag until it almost popped out, and then listening to Taylor's sour cry when he turned over...

This situation...is better than earning 700,000 pounds.

Of course, Gu Ran could only feel secretly happy.

After all, if it is shown, then he is no longer a serious character.

"Mr. Gu Ran," Taylor said sincerely, "I'm sorry, I always thought you were a bad boy at heart, until now I know that you are a good person. You helped me out of trouble in the lounge, and now you gave me a song that fits me so perfectly, I actually, I actually thought you were a bad person, I actually wanted to make money from you! I really am! I shouldn't have done that! But don't worry, I now know that you are a good person, I, Taylor Swift, will never let people who are good to me suffer, so please don't be polite, just name your price!"

Damn it, Taylor Swift, are you serious?

If I really make an offer, then I can really, really sell it, right?

Gu Ran pondered for a moment, "I don't know how much it costs to write a song, so let's say 10,000 pounds."

This price is definitely very low, but this is Taylor Swift's own song after all. Gu Ran would feel uneasy if the price was higher.

Taylor's eyes widened in astonishment. "What? You only want 10,000 pounds? Did I hear you right, Mr. Gu Ran? I think you probably don't understand the market conditions in our industry. Let me tell you, making money in our industry is like a scam, with huge profits without any investment!"

"You know what? If someone wants me to write a song, they'll have to pay at least a million pounds! And I won't write for them! You're only asking me for 10,000 pounds? Well, even if you're not famous and a song can't sell for 1 million pounds, based on the quality of this song, 100,000 pounds will definitely be no problem! And I think this song will definitely be a hit! I even think this song has a chance to win the Billboard singles championship! You know what? Up to now, I've never won the Billboard singles championship! You're only asking for 10,000, you're definitely at a disadvantage! I'm worried about you!"

"In short, 10,000 pounds is definitely not enough. If I really give you 10,000, would I still be considered a human being? How about this? I'll give you 100,000 pounds, and put your name on the lyrics and music, and give you 20% of the publishing profits!"

Holy shit…

Little investment genius, you are really helping me count money!

Gu Ran said quickly, "No, no, I don't need my name on the lyrics and music, nor do I need the subsequent profits. These are all yours, just take them with confidence."

"Oh! Mr. Gu Ran!" Taylor was so excited that he wanted to hug Gu Ran and kiss him. "You are so kind! The more you are like this, the more I can't let you suffer! I will give you 200,000 pounds, the lyrics and music will be signed first, and I will give you 30% of the profit share - every penny I make from this song will be yours!"

"No, no, no, there's really no need!"

"Mr. Gu Ran, please don't be so polite. If you continue to be so polite, I will jump out of the car!"

As he said this, Taylor turned around suddenly and pretended to open the car door.

Gu Ran hurriedly said, "Hou Lixie! Miss Swift! Please don't do that! If there is anything, we can discuss it! I didn't say I don't want anything, please turn around! Why don't you turn around? I am willing to discuss it with you!"

Taylor said with a look of pain on his face: "My...butt...is cramped."

Oh, you... need to exercise more!

(End of this chapter)


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