After carrying the unconscious Taylor into the bedroom on the first floor, Gu Ran patiently helped Taylor dry himself.
Taylor was snoring slightly throughout the whole process, and his expression showed a little bit of enjoyment.
Gu Ran was so tired that he was panting.
To be honest, this is the first time that Gu Ran has done such a delicate job.
Especially when he was wiping the 240 million, Gu Ran's hands were shaking slightly.
It's not that he was afraid of having to pay compensation for damaging 240 million, but he was afraid that while wiping, he would suddenly wake Taylor up.
It doesn’t really matter if Taylor is woken up by the wipe. The key point is that Gu Ran’s physical condition is affecting him now. He has obviously grown bigger. This scene is really hard to explain!
But we can't just leave Taylor Swift alone. With so much water, it would be strange if she doesn't get sick the next day.
well……
We can only be good people to the end.
Fortunately, Taylor Swift did not wake up during the whole process.
Gu Ran considerately covered Mei Mei with the quilt, then lifted it up again, looking carefully to see if there were any corners that were not cleaned thoroughly...
Afterwards, Gu Ran walked out of the master bedroom contentedly.
If I don't leave now, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it anymore.
Gu Ran closed the bedroom door and was deeply moved by his own serious behavior.
That night, after Gu Ran had some physical therapy, he returned to his room on the second floor, calculated calculus formulas in his mind, and tried hard to fall asleep.
The next morning, Gu Ran was woken up early and started a new day of extra training.
Today is a public holiday for the team, and Gu Ran arranged for himself to do strength training in his own gym and dribbling and sprinting exercises on the backyard court.
The day after tomorrow, Tuesday night, is the third round of the English League Cup away challenge against Sheffield United. This game is very important. If we lose in the knockout stage, we will have no chance of advancing to the Europa League next season, so we must concentrate and adjust ourselves to the game state as soon as possible.
Gu Ran sprinted over and over in the backyard court, sprinted over and over again, and sprinted over again...
It was not until the afternoon that Gu Ran finally finished his training, panting.
Gu Ran had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower when he saw the little queen Taylor Swift wrapped in a quilt, with sharp hair and a resentful look standing in front of him.
Light~ A bright red negative emotion talent point quickly generated under Taylor's feet.
Gu Ran… had no sense of guilt. While concentrating his mind to pick up the object through the air, he smiled and said, "Good morning, Taylor, are you awake? When are you leaving? When will the 1 million pounds be paid? Do you still want to sign the confidentiality contract?"
Taylor bit his lip. "Don't tell me that yet! Gu, what did you do to me last night?"
Gu Ran said with a very real feeling: "No, I didn't do anything. I just, ahem - well, you don't have to thank me."
I originally wanted to hide my achievements and fame, but I decided not to pretend anymore. There was no need! Taylor blushed and stamped her feet in anger, "Well! You! You! You actually, you actually did that to me while I was asleep!"
Gu Ran quickly explained, "Taylor, you misunderstood. I didn't do anything. I mean, I did it, but not the kind you think. You fell asleep in the bathtub last night. I waited for a long time but you didn't come out. I thought something happened to you, so I had to run in to take a look. That's reasonable, right? But when I went in, I saw that you actually fell asleep in the bathtub. Tell me, can I watch you soak in the bathtub for a whole night? Wouldn't you turn white? Although you are already very white, you will be very pale after soaking in the bathtub for a night!"
Taylor said angrily, "Okay, you did the right thing! Thank you! But then what? You pulled me out of the water, and then what did you do?"
Gu Ran said as a matter of course: "After I fish you out, I have to dry you off, right? Is that wrong? Otherwise, you will catch a cold, have a fever, or your voice will be hoarse. How can you sing?"
Taylor said angrily, "Why didn't you call me?"
Gu Ran said: "I called you, but you didn't respond!"
"If you yell, how could I not react?"
"I pulled you out of the water and you didn't react at all. Do you want me to slap you hard twice to wake you up?"
Taylor opened his mouth, "You...you..."
Gu Ran said, "Of course, don't worry Taylor, the room was dark at the time, I didn't see anything, I just wiped it by groping."
"That's not bad..." Taylor suddenly frowned again, "Wait! Apart from pulling me out of the water and wiping me dry, you really didn't do anything? I don't believe it! I'm so beautiful, so defenseless, and I'm not wearing anything, and you don't have any evil thoughts at all?"
Gu Ran took a deep breath, "Okay, now that we've come to this point, I admit that I did have some thoughts in my mind at the time, but can you blame me for that? You said it yourself, you're so beautiful, and you're not wearing anything, which normal man wouldn't have some thoughts after encountering the situation last night? But, I'm a serious person! I controlled my thoughts! Because I respect you very much! I won't force anything to happen to you without your knowledge!"
These words were spoken so sincerely that even Gu Ran felt that he was remarkable.
Taylor bit her lip, seeming to be deeply touched.
Especially the sentence - You are so beautiful, which normal man would not have some thoughts about you? Taylor agreed with it and was quite convinced.
Gu Ran continued, "Besides, if I really did something I shouldn't have done to you, would you not feel anything?"
Taylor pouted and said self-willedly, "What if it's a toothpick? How can I feel about it?"
Holy shit…
Taylor Swift, you are forcing me to show my stuff!
What's that classic line? Woman, you're playing with fire! Gu Ran wanted to rub the missiles on the spot, so that Taylor Swift could witness what it means to build a towering building, to prove his innocence.
Taylor then asked, "Also, you said you didn't do it, so why, why does my butt hurt?"
Gu Ran said unhappily: "That's because of last night!"
Taylor said coldly: "Okay, you finally admit it?"
Gu Ran said, "What am I admitting? Wasn't it because you were stuck in the folding stool last night? And you twisted your waist and got a cramp in the car! Did you forget it after you slept?"
Taylor blushed and thought for a while, "Okay, it seems to be true."
Gu Ran couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, "Alas, if I had known that you would wrongly accuse me like this, I might as well..."
Taylor raised his eyebrows, "Better than what?"
Gu Ran said: "I might as well not let you live here."
Taylor suddenly grinned. "Oh, you can't say that. I'm a girl, you have to understand me. When I woke up, I found myself lying in a strange room without any clothes on. Of course, I would have all kinds of thoughts. However, after talking to you like this, I now completely believe you - I did that last night, but you didn't take advantage of me. You are really a responsible and good man. Living with you, I can be unguarded and don't need to be on guard. Oh, by the way, I have called my assistant and agent, and I told them that I'm too tired recently and need to rest for half a month, so I will live with you for the next half a month. In this way, we can discuss songwriting. It would be great if the two of us can produce an album within half a month."
Holy shit…
Taylor Swift, you were actually lying to me just now!
Fortunately, I have always been a serious person with a bottom line!
Of course, this is mainly because I like interaction and don’t like picking up corpses…
Gu Ran sighed, "Okay, then you can stay here for the time being."
Taylor was half lying on the sofa wrapped in a quilt, and said with a relaxed look: "Gu, I'm hungry."
you……
Gu Ran said helplessly: "I'll go cook for you."
"I want a hamburger, a Big Mac from McDonald's."
Taylor Swift, just eat me if you don't see how I look like a Big Mac.
Gu Ran said unhappily: "No."
"Well, I want to eat the spicy chicken burger."
"No."
“Double cheeseburger.”
"No!"
"Why don't you have anything here?"
"Besides McDonald's, can you order anything else?"
"Then, I want to eat 24K gold pizza made with Stilton cheese, platinum Osetra caviar, French foie gras, 24K gold foil and top-grade black truffles."
Gu Ran: ...
If you eat this thing, will everything you poop out be gold?
"Taylor, why don't you go."
"I won't," Taylor carelessly pulled half of his shoulder out of the quilt and said with a smile, "I'm really hungry. I'll eat whatever you cook for me. Oh, and please buy me a set of pajamas, toiletries, cosmetics, and a guitar. Also, I noticed that you have a yacht, so please buy me a swimsuit."
Damn it, Taylor Swift, please don’t push your luck!
You are a star, and I am a star too. Why should I serve you?
Isn’t it just a diva-level jerk-off device that makes bubbles fall when touched? Isn’t it a thigh worth 240 million? Isn’t it a voice like heavenly music? Isn’t it just a silly and cute girl character?
I... really can't bear to part with you.
Taylor then added, "Of course, I won't let you help me for nothing. When I leave, I will settle all my expenses together with your songwriting fees."
Gu Ran frowned and asked, "What size do you wear?"
Taylor rolled his eyes at Gu Ran and said, "You spent so much time measuring it last night, how could you not know?"
Okay...hehe.
"Then I'll go get you something to eat."
Gu Ran left Taylor and walked into the kitchen alone. He was stunned for a long time and didn't know what to do.
Ever since I became a professional player and had a customized diet, there haven’t been any proper meals at home.
I wanted to make some old London noodles for Taylor Swift, but I didn’t even have any臊子肉.
When I entertained Teacher Maria a long time ago, I also had a few packs of White Elephant instant noodles...
You can't let a queen eat instant noodles, right? Wait, why not?
This little queen has been making money since her debut at the age of 16. Now she is 19 years old and her net worth has exceeded 100 million pounds. What kind of delicacies has she not eaten?
Hey, she must have never eaten this magical delicacy called instant noodles!
Just feed her instant noodles!
Of course, just feeding the little queen instant noodles is indeed a bit too simple. After all, she is a celebrity and usually eats gold foil. She can’t just eat instant noodles!
So, Gu Ran made two more poached eggs and ordered a sausage.
After a while, a bowl of fragrant instant noodles was ready.
"Wow? What is this? It smells so good!"
Taylor smelled the smell, wrapped himself in a blanket and sat down at the dining table.
Gu Ran placed the cooked instant noodles in front of Taylor. "This is called, fried noodles with more quantity without increasing the price, dehydrated vegetables, secret sauce, and double eggs and ham. To eat this noodles, you have to know how to use chopsticks."
"I know how to do it!" Taylor picked up the chopsticks skillfully, picked up the noodles and put them into his mouth.
In foreign countries, it is a fashion to eat Chinese food with chopsticks. Although these foreigners do not eat proper Chinese food, they can still use chopsticks well.
"Wow! It's so hot!" Taylor shuddered and threw away the quilt wrapped around him.
Holy shit…
Gu Ran felt that the whole restaurant was illuminated.
Taylor didn't feel embarrassed at all. After all, compared with what happened last night, falling off the quilt was nothing.
Taylor said excitedly while his mouth was burning: "Wow! It's delicious! I've never eaten anything so delicious! It's better than any pasta I've ever eaten! Gu, you're amazing, you're simply an all-rounder! Don't be in a daze, come and eat too!"
Alas, these foreigners are so pitiful. They can get so excited just by eating instant noodles.
"Oh, I'm not hungry," Gu Ran swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "I just need some milk. Taylor, do you want another sausage? I have another one here."
"Yes, yes, noodles are so delicious, I think I can eat a whole pot!"
Gu Ran took out another sausage and added it to Taylor's bowl of noodles.
Taylor bit off half of the sausage in one bite and ate it with relish.
This big mouth...
Gu Ran couldn't help but feel a little nervous, "Then you eat first, I'll go out and buy you something."
"Uh-huh!"
Gu Ran walked out of the Dune Villa and took a deep breath of fresh air.
Good guy...
It’s more interesting to interact.
I wiped the quilt with all my might last night, but it was not as satisfying as when Taylor dropped the quilt just now... Bah!
Gu Ran, Gu Ran! You are here to play football, not to watch the game! But then again, it is also great to be able to easily get one or two talent points every day. This business is definitely not a loss!
Gu Ran took out his cell phone, thought for a moment, and called the "Grand Eunuch" Rick.
In less than two seconds, the call was connected.
"Hi, Gu! How are you? What can I do for you?" Rick's enthusiastic voice came from the other end of the phone.
Gu Ran said, "I'm fine, Rick, sorry to bother you on your vacation, I need you to buy something for me."
Rick immediately said, "Don't bother me! I'm happy to serve you. I'll leave now. What do you need to buy?"
"Uh, I need a pair of women's pajamas, a set of women's swimsuits, a set of women's skin care products and cosmetics, and also, a guitar."
“…”
"Rick, are you listening?"
"Yes, Gu, I'm...digesting."
"Don't get me wrong, this is not what I want to wear."
"Oh, of course!" Rick laughed, "What's the exact size?"
Gu Ran said with a stiff upper lip: "About 180."
Rick: “…”
"Rick, don't get me wrong, it's really not for me to wear. It's for... a friend of mine. It's just not convenient for me to buy it. After all, I'm a celebrity now."
"I understand, I understand. I'm also 180cm tall. If you need it... I can help you try."
Oh shit!
What on earth are we two grown men talking about?!
Besides, you are so fat, what are you going to do? If you try, you will tear your pajamas into a leather door curtain! ——Gu Ran wanted to hang up the phone and block his own chief eunuch.
But Gu Ran finally held back.
Gu Ran took a deep breath, "Rick, you really misunderstood. I can't tell you who this is for, but it's definitely for women. Don't try it. Don't even touch it with your fat hands. Just buy it according to the measurements of 35-24-36."
"Oh, okay. Are there any requirements for the style? Are there any requirements for the brand? Are there any requirements for the origin of the guitar?"
"Just buy the most expensive one. Send it to the intersection I specify. I'll wait for you there and reimburse you."
"Okay, Gu, I'll do it right away."
"By the way, find a way to get me a VIP box ticket for the match against Sheffield United and bring it to me on Monday."
"Okay, Gu! This is easy. No one is buying VIP box tickets at Bramall Lane Stadium. I can buy them at a 50% discount in the name of the club."
"Okay, you decide."
After hanging up the phone, Gu Ran sighed softly and drove to a gym in a neighboring city to get a few white training bubbles for free.
After Gu Ran came out of the gym, Rick called.
"Hey, Gu! I've already bought everything you asked me to buy. They're all based on your requirements and are the highest quality! I guarantee you'll be satisfied tonight! Hehehehe!"
"Thank you for your hard work. Let's meet at Mink Street...at the intersection of No. 12."
"Okay, Gu!"
After hanging up the phone, Gu Ran drove to Mingke Street.
When Gu Ran arrived, Rick had been waiting on the roadside for a long time, carrying a lot of bags and a guitar packed in a leather case.
Rick said with great joy: "Gu, these are the things you want. Do you want to take a look? They are really exciting!"
"No thanks." Gu Ran was afraid of being recognized by passers-by. "I trust you to do things. How much are these in total?"
"Oh, it's only 138,400 pounds. Here's the receipt."
Rick pulled a stack of receipts from his pocket.
Gu Ran couldn't help but twitch his lips, "So expensive?!"
This price is really amazing...
Rick said proudly, "According to your instructions, we bought the best that can be bought in Southampton, especially this guitar, which costs more than 40,000 pounds!"
Grass……
Gold trim? Did you take kickbacks, Rick?
Gu Ran said, "Okay then, put all your things in my car first. As for the money, you can pay for it first. I'm a little short of money recently. Take the receipt and I'll pay you in half a month."
Rick panicked. "Gu, it's not safe for me to carry these receipts! My wife often checks my pockets. If she finds out that I'm buying women's pajamas and swimsuits, she will beat me to death without even listening to my explanation."
Gu Ran reached out and patted Rick's shoulder, "...I wish you good luck."
After saying that, Gu Ran stepped on the accelerator and disappeared around the corner in the blink of an eye.
“Gu! Gu…”
Rick looked at the receipt in his hand, feeling disheveled.
When Gu Ran drove back home, Taylor was sitting on the sofa watching TV, wearing the Bucks jersey he bought for 700,000 pounds.
It's no wonder that the 700,000-pound jersey looks quite special on Taylor, as the hem of the jersey just covers Taylor's hips.
Gu Ran was a little confused for a moment.
Taylor came up with two long legs worth 240 million yuan. "Gu, you are finally back! Oh, don't get me wrong, the clothes I am wearing are still yours. I am just borrowing them temporarily."
"No, no, it's fine, you can wear it all the time."
"I don't want it, give me the things I asked you to buy!"
Gu Ran placed the things in front of Taylor and said, "According to your request, I took the risk of being recognized and personally selected them for you."
Taylor said gratefully, "Wow, you're so nice!"
Taylor bent down in front of Gu Ran and opened the guitar case immediately.
A beautiful guitar then appeared in front of Taylor.
There is no gold trim...
Taylor was pleasantly surprised and said, "What a great guitar!"
Gu Ran couldn't take his eyes off the wide collar of the jersey, "Yeah, it's really great..."
Bah! I'm not here to watch the game! Gu Ran turned his head away, "Taylor, why don't you change your clothes first."
"Okay." Taylor picked up a packaging bag, was suddenly stunned, and then took out a translucent black gauze pajamas from the bag.
Through the light, this pajamas is as soft, silky and intuitive as a cicada's wing.
Gu Ran was also shocked!
Taylor asked resentfully, "Gu, what do you mean? You bought it yourself, and you just want me to wear it for you?"
Damn... Rick, you are such a jerk!!! I told you to buy the most expensive pajamas, not the sexiest ones! Gu Ran cleared his throat, "Well... the weather is hot, and there are no outsiders around. If you think it's inappropriate, why don't you wear a set of underwear under your pajamas?"
"Oh, it's hot." Taylor took out another pair of briefs from the package, which were covered with Swarovski crystal pink diamonds on the front. "What does this mean?"
Holy shit…
Diamond studded pants!!!
So there really is such a thing in the world! Well, I finally know where the £130,000 went.
I wronged you, Rick, you didn't take any kickbacks.
But, Rick, you are still dead! Gu Ran took a deep breath - at this point, he had no choice but to take a risk!
Gu Ran took the initiative to activate and enhance the charming smile +1!
Let's confuse Taylor first, and she won't pursue the matter of the pajamas and diamond-studded panties...right?
Sure enough, seeing Gu Ran's charming smile, Taylor's body trembled slightly, and her originally accusing eyes instantly became gentle and shy.
The atmosphere in the entire living room also became ambiguous.
Gu Ran then cleared his throat and explained, "Taylor, I'm sorry, I lied to you. I didn't buy these clothes for you myself. I have an assistant named Rick, and he insisted on helping me, so I had to let him do it for me. I know you won't believe me, but I'm really not trying to pass on the blame."
Taylor touched the smooth pajamas and shiny pants, and said with a dodgy look: "Gu, I didn't expect that you look so cute when you're anxious. Okay, you don't have to explain. Although I know that you have some evil thoughts about me, it's not all your fault."
Holy shit…
You're right! This can't be entirely my fault!
Strengthening the charming smile really works!
Gu Ran used the Enhanced Charming Smile +1 to give Taylor a grateful smile, "Taylor, you are so considerate."
Taylor blushed as if she was ripe. "To be honest, I quite like this smooth and silky feeling. Wait for me, I'll go try it on."
With that, Taylor walked into the bedroom with a pile of clothes.
Gu Ran was stunned:
Ah Zhen, are you serious?
…
(End of this chapter)