"It's not me either!"
The Buddha also followed suit and tried to speak like Chen Xuan.
Swish!
The monkey suddenly flashed in front of Qin Qingxia, still cross-eyed, staring at Qin Qingxia's delicate face and said, "Little girl, are you scolding me?"
A strong, almost foul smell of alcohol hit Qin Qingxia's nose, almost making her stomach churn and want to vomit, because it was so smelly.
But Qin Qingxia held back. She felt that the drunk monkey was a little confused, so she tried not to provoke it, lest it go crazy.
"Not me."
Qin Qingxia also shook her head.
Then, the monkey swayed left and right, sometimes catching one person to ask if he was scolding it, and sometimes catching another person to ask.
Even Di Ting and Bai Yujing, two powerful God Emperors, were questioned by it.
It asked everyone who didn't scold it, but it selectively ignored the King of Hell and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva who actually called it a drunkard.
"Okay, you stupid monkey, stop acting crazy in front of us."
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva grabbed the horse-faced monkey's tail and pulled it over.
Others would be afraid of the pet of the Lord of Mount Tai, but he would not take it seriously. Even if the Lord of Mount Tai himself had a tail, the Emperor of Fengdu would dare to pull it.
"Hiss! Where did this wild man come from? How dare you take advantage of your Monkey Grandpa? Let me go now! Believe it or not, Monkey Grandpa will take you in!"
The horse-faced monkey, whose tail was caught, screamed immediately and bared its teeth, as if it was going to fight to the death with the King of Fengdu.
The King of Fengdu laughed, released its tail, and said jokingly, "It's still the same as before. Your tail is like a boy's little bird. You can't touch it."
The horse-faced monkey immediately wrapped its tail around its waist to avoid being grabbed by the King of Fengdu again.
By now, it was half sober and said indifferently, "Who was it that I was wondering, coming to the underworld after a full meal? It turns out to be the King of Fengdu, who controls billions of souls, and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, the Lord of Hell."
The place where the Lord of Mount Tai lived was originally called the Underworld of Mount Tai. Now that the underworld exists, it is called the Ancient Underworld.
"I'm afraid you two wouldn't come to the temple for no reason, right?"
The horse-faced monkey sneered at the two men and did not show the slightest respect because of their identities.
"Haha, you stupid monkey, you're still as sarcastic as before. You can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth."
The King of Fengdu was not angry at the other party's unreasonableness. Instead, he laughed out loud and found it very interesting.
"Tell me, what's going on? The Lord is already asleep, so just tell me if you have anything to say."
The horse-faced monkey said indifferently.
"Are you sure you can make the decision?"
The Emperor of Fengdu spoke with a smile.
"Why, in this ancient underworld, is there anything that this emperor cannot decide?"
The monkey sneered, and while speaking, he raised his chin high with a look of arrogance on his face.
The meaning is very clear, it has the final say in this ancient underworld.
"Okay, you monkey, you just like to brag. You have no say in this matter."
The Emperor of Fengdu shook his head, then waved his hand, signaling it to quickly call out the Lord of Mount Tai.
"I have already said that I can make the decision on all matters, big or small, in this ancient underworld!"
The monkey immediately looked unhappy, thinking that the King of Fengdu was not giving him face.
The Emperor of Fengdu sneered, "I said I want the red spider lily, are you sure you can make the decision?"
"It's just a red spider lily. What can't I do? Wait, what did you say? What do you want the red spider lily for?"
The monkey originally subconsciously said disdainfully that he could make the decision, but when the words were on the tip of his tongue, he suddenly came to his senses and immediately looked at the Emperor of Fengdu in disbelief, and he was almost sober.
"What do you want the red spider lily for?"
It really has no say over the red spider lily, because the red spider lily is not on it at all, but is carried by the Lord of Mount Tai himself.
"Don't worry about that. Just call the Lord of Mount Tai over."
The Emperor of Fengdu spoke with some impatience.
They say the King of Hell is good, but the little devils are hard to deal with. Now this dead monkey is like a hard-to-deal-with little devil, chattering and delaying everyone's time.
"You yell just like that? Do you think this is your backyard?"
However, the monkey didn't give any face at all. He stood there with his hands folded across his chest, as if to say, "I don't want to be ordered around by you."
"Oh, you monkey are really itching for trouble. You've forgotten how I dealt with you last time, haven't you?"
Seeing the monkey being so stubborn, the Emperor of Fengdu sneered playfully.
"I'm giving you two choices now. The first is to go in and call out the Lord of Mount Tai. The second is that I'll beat you up, and then you can call out the Lord of Mount Tai!"
There are two choices, and the final result is to call out the Lord of Mount Tai.
Anyone with a sound mind would choose the first one.
But Chen Xuan felt that this monkey had abnormal brain circuitry and would probably only behave himself after being beaten up.
Of course, there is also a third option, which is for the Emperor of Fengdu to go directly into the underworld of Mount Tai and find the Lord of Mount Tai.
But there is no need to do this, because doing so would be tantamount to declaring war.
The Taishan Underworld has no grudge against your Fengdu. If you rush in directly, even if there is no grudge between them, you will create one.
If the two people have a blood feud, they would do this.
But this time, the Emperor of Fengdu came to help Chen Xuan and it was impossible for him to offend the Lord of Mount Tai to death for Chen Xuan.
If you dare to break into someone's underworld today, will they be able to break into your Fengdu City tomorrow?
"I know you, the Emperor of Fengdu, are a man who likes to tamper with others. I won't bother with you. Just wait here. I'm going to report to the Lord of the Mansion now!"
Hearing that he was going to be beaten, the monkey was obviously a little stressed and cursed.
Then, he became drunk again, treading crookedly on the surface of the Nether Sea, and staggering towards Mount Tai.
Every time it took a step, ripples appeared on the surface of the Nether Sea.
The strange thing is that when Chen Xuan and the others looked at the water surface, they could not see their own reflections.
However, the reflection of the monkey appeared clearly on the water surface.
Moreover, under the illumination of the blood moon in the sky, the reflection of the monkey on the water was also blood-colored!
It seems that this horse-faced monkey must have some special connection with the blood moon in the sky.
"You stupid monkey, what are you doing wandering around here so leisurely? Are you stalling for time? Do you believe I can kick you back to Mount Tai?"
The King of Fengdu chased after him and cursed him impatiently.
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