Suddenly, Zhang Tianshi's mind became extremely clear.
There is another possibility for the stars to dim that is not recorded in the human world - layoffs.
After all, unless there was a catastrophe, why would the Heavenly Palace lay off employees? Who would have thought that the iron rice bowl they were holding could be lost?
Yin Yuan Xingjun looked at Zhang Tianshi opposite him, clenched his fists, and snorted coldly: "The important thing now is to consult the person next to you, and there is no need to say more about other matters."
Zhang Tianshi understood in his heart that he had guessed correctly and hit the other party's sore spot.
He collected his thoughts, smiling broadly. Worried about angering the Star Lord, he said in a very cooperative tone, "I understand, Master Star Lord, just concentrate on your studies."
Yinyuan Xingjun nodded slightly, looking carefully at the glowing screen in front of An Rugu on his right, his face motionless.
This screen does not have any mana or spiritual energy fluctuations, how can it be brighter than a night pearl?
A slight curiosity emerged in his heart, but he did not want to expose the shortcoming of his limited knowledge, so he concentrated and calmed his mind, without moving his eyes, as if everything was under control.
If you attend more classes, all problems will surely be solved.
On the other side, after listening to the conversation between Zhang Tianshi and Xingjun, An Rugu's eyes flashed with realization.
She saw Yinyuan Star Lord and Dongming Star Lord next to her staring at her computer, so she opened the live broadcast software without any delay.
As soon as the live broadcast room was opened, countless viewers poured in. The popularity number in the upper left corner kept soaring, gradually reaching tens of millions.
The comments in the live broadcast room were as lively as a New Year's market, refreshing rapidly.
[This anchor is good, she is really open when she has a live broadcast. Although she only broadcasts once every ten days, she never misses a broadcast. ]
[Hey, has the anchor moved? I've never seen the painting on the wall before. ]
[She went to Beijing for vacation. You can search Beijing hot spring hotels online. Someone took a photo of the anchor.]
[My uncle was nearby that day and said there was a fierce fight over there. It turned out that the anchor was also there... It's really scary when you think about it, brothers.]
[Fuck, wherever the anchor goes, something bad happens. What kind of death physique is this? ]
[Is there a possibility that something happened first, so the anchor went there, and the cause and effect above are reversed. ]
[What's the point of guessing? Why don't you just ask the host directly? Host, are you secretly saving the world again? ]
The audience in the live broadcast room can always guess the truth in strange ways.
She didn't want to hide it, but the matter in Youdu had not been resolved yet, and telling it out might make everyone very panicked.
In order to protect the audience's heart, she didn't say much and changed the subject: "The lottery has been opened. If you want to find me to tell your fortune, just click on the lottery."
Zhang Tianshi couldn't sit still, so he ran over to take a look and exclaimed, "It's only been broadcast for a while, and you already have 50 million views. It will definitely exceed 100 million soon. There really is no bottleneck in the speed at which your popularity increases."
An Rugu nodded. Her videos were very popular and were constantly being forwarded. They were still on the rise and had not reached their ceiling.
Upon hearing this, Yinyuan Star Lord next to him couldn't help but widen his eyes.
If 50 million popularity is taken literally...it is equivalent to the population of many cities in ancient times.
There are so many people watching this live broadcast!
The two of them used the traditional method of resolving misfortunes and bestowing blessings, spending a lot of time and energy, but did not gain much faith or merit from those old men and women.
Now you only need to look at the glowing box and communicate with people to gain so much merit and golden light.
This person who is good at catching cheating has a different approach and is unfathomable. He is truly a talent.
His hands on his knees were hidden under his black robe, wrinkling the clothes, and a slight sense of crisis rose in his heart.
As Zhang Tianshi said, the times are progressing and we cannot be eliminated.
You must learn how to catch cheating!
Soon, three destined people emerged.
After An Rugu had communicated well, he was connected with the first destined person [Only a Heart of Courage].
The call was connected and a man in his twenties appeared on the screen.
He has dark skin, white spots under his eyes, slightly long hair, a scar on his face, and a bit of a ruffian air.
Although it was winter, he didn't care about the temperature. He wore very thin clothes with his collar pulled wide open, revealing a little bit of his blue tattoo.
He waved at the camera in a self-conscious manner, his voice corroded by cigarettes and alcohol, a little hoarse: "Host, many of my friends are waiting for me to hang out at the bar. I rejected all their invitations just to watch your live broadcast. Please tell me my fortune quickly, I can't wait any longer."
"Okay, but you have to pay the divination fee first, a high-energy salute."
"No big deal, totally ok."
The barrage in the live broadcast room is very lively.
【Welcome the first destined person! 】
[Wow, this guy is quite handsome. I want to get a tattoo too!]
[What a handsome guy! I was so scared that I looked at his live avatar. I felt like I had mistakenly entered the next platform. This energetic guy will dance to me in the next second.]
When I saw someone say he was very social, I got a little angry: "What's wrong with me? Everyone around me is like this!"
He had a bad temper and was about to lose his temper, but then he changed his mind and thought that this live broadcast room was so popular that he would be scolded if he lost his temper, so he decided to give up.
He put away his emotions and pulled his collar open further, revealing half of his tattoo, wanting to show off: "Look at my newly tattooed tattoo, isn't it handsome?"
The tattoos are extremely delicate and intricate, with lifelike figures, phoenix eyes, drooping brows, and faces as red as dates.
He had a turban on his head, a battle robe on his body, and boots on his feet.
His eyebrows were furrowed, his eyes were glaring, and his majesty was inviolable.
After the people in the live broadcast room saw the tattoo clearly, they immediately became excited.
[Oh my goodness, I was like, oh my goodness, God of Wealth, how come someone has tattooed you on your body? Come back to my house and bless me. ]
[I heard that the God of Wealth can bring in wealth. There is a tattoo shop downstairs from me. I will go there tonight to get a tattoo of the same style.]
[Plus one, I feel that tattoos are better than offering sacrifices to the God of Wealth. Tattoos on the body, zero-distance contact, how fragrant. ]
However, An Rugu, Zhang Tianshi and the two star gods on the other side of the computer all changed their expressions almost at the same time.
The destined person didn't look at the host's expression. He basked in the praise of everyone and felt very proud.
The main reason he got tattoos was to look cool, and it feels good when someone praises him.
"This tattoo looks very realistic, I spent a lot of money on it. I am now waiting for Master Guan to bring me good fortune and help me get rich."
However, An Rugu said firmly: "If you don't wash it off quickly, not only will you not get rich, but your life will be in danger."
Destined person: “???”
Audience in the live broadcast room: “???”
The destined person opened his eyes wide, with a head full of question marks. He patted Guan Erye on his chest, and his chest rumbled.
"What? Writing Guan Gong is so auspicious, why can't we write it? I see many people have it written online."
"As the saying goes, Guanyin cannot save the world with closed eyes, but Guan Gong will kill people with open eyes.
You are Guan Gong with eyes wide open. If a person gets this tattoo, he will definitely suffer a bloody disaster.
The destined person took a deep breath and felt the tattoo on his chest suddenly became hot. He quickly lowered his head and looked at Guan Gong.
Guan Gong was extremely majestic, glaring, and his eyes were clearly open!
The destined person was no longer as proud as before. He put his hands on the table and said in a trembling voice, "Is there really such a thing?"
"I don't have to lie to you." An Rugu said calmly, "I received a destined person at the Taoist temple before. He didn't understand this and had a Guan Gong tattooed on his body. The next day, he was scratched by an electric bike and bled. On the third day, he got into a fight with someone and his face was covered in blood."
"When Guan Gong opens his eyes, blood will appear. Why do you want to get such a tattoo?"
The destined person felt like there was a hot potato lying on his chest, not even daring to touch it. He swallowed his saliva and said with a sad face: "Now that you mention it, it reminds me. I went to a tattoo shop with my friend, and I wanted to get a tattoo of the God of Wealth. The tattooist recommended Guan Gong to me."
"In the diagram he showed me, the God of Wealth had his eyes closed, as if he hadn't woken up yet. He didn't look handsome at all, so I told him to open his eyes."
"He told me that most people can't handle this."
"I thought, I'm not an ordinary person, I can definitely handle it. He didn't want to tattoo me, wasn't it just to pay more? There were so many brothers around me, I had to save face. So I gave him a little more money, and he tattooed me."
The audience in the live broadcast room were shocked and speechless.
[I am dying of laughter. How can you be so ordinary and yet so confident? ]
[My boyfriend also got this tattoo. I just went to take a look and luckily his eyes were closed. Fortunately, he is not as stupid as the person he is destined to be with.]
[The owner of this tattoo shop reminded the destined person, but the destined person didn't listen to the advice, so I was speechless. ]
The destined person was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, but suddenly he seemed to have thought of something, and his anxiety gradually disappeared. He became a little proud: "You just said that generally speaking, this kind of humanities will have a bloody disaster."
"I've been living well these days. I'm really not an ordinary person!"
No matter how powerful Guan Gong is, he is still held down by him.
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and he couldn't help but fantasize: "I must have been a king, a general, or a minister in my previous life, and I had great fortune, so I was able to suppress Guan Gong. I am rich and powerful in this life, and I will definitely make a fortune in the future."
An Rugu: “…”
She counted on her fingers and then shook her head slowly: "Your fortune is not as deep as you think, and you will not become rich. Moreover, your horoscope is rather rough, and the five elements lack fire. You have had bad luck in the past few years, and it is easy to attract ghosts."
Even more unfortunate than the fate of ordinary people.
The destined person was stunned, with disbelief written all over his face, and pointed at Guan Gong on his chest with his backhand: "If I am so miserable, why don't I have a bloody disaster?"
An Rugu stared at the mottled aura on the other person's body and said with a very firm tone: "You have other tattoos on your body, right?"
The destined person paused, took off his cotton-padded jacket, pulled the edge of the clothes, revealing his somewhat dark back, and chuckled.
"Among the four great classics, besides Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I also like Journey to the West, which also has a story about Tang Sanzang at the end!"
"Tang Sanzang faced so many female monsters, but he kept himself clean. When I find a girlfriend, I will show the tattoo on my back... It can not only ward off evil spirits, but also be very interesting!"
The Bodhisattva sits on a thousand-petal lotus platform, holding a jewel in his left hand and a staff in his right hand, with a golden glow behind him. His movements are solemn and his expression is compassionate.
After seeing the Bodhisattva, the audience in the live broadcast room were amazed at the thought process of the person who was destined to see him.
[Wow, what a big tattoo. I can already feel how painful it is to get the tattoo.]
[Why don’t you write to the Great Sage? You don’t give me the Great Sage face (dog head.)]
[There are Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Journey to the West, and the other two classics must be arranged. Is there a tattoo artist who can tattoo him with the 108 heroes on the spot? ]
[The one with the destiny: That’s a person growing out of the tattoo! ]
The person who was destined to meet the audience laughed for a long time when he saw everyone praising his Tang Sanzang writing skills. Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind and he thought: "Host, Master Sanzang is good at saving people with his mouth and is very long-winded. Did he persuade Master Guan Er to not hurt me?"
The audience in the live broadcast room were delighted when they heard this.
Many viewers who are good at imagining things have scenes in their minds.
Guan Erye's eyes widened with anger, and he took out his knife to kill the person. Master Sanzang put his hands together and shouted, "Amitabha!"
Guan Erye refused to listen, so Master Sanzang used his ultimate move and called his eldest disciple.
One is the God of Wealth and War, the other is the Fighting Buddha. The two fought fiercely and achieved a balance in the bodies of people with destiny.
So the destined person has not had any trouble until now.
However, An Rugu stared at the Bodhisattva on his back and was speechless for a moment.
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen such a wonderful person.
She raised her white finger and pointed at his back: "Look carefully, this is not Xuanzang, but the Bodhisattva, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva."
Destined person: “???”
Audience in the live broadcast room: “???”
[Damn, I just searched it, they look alike, equally compassionate, I can't tell them apart.]
[Is this the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva who said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"]
【“I will not attain Buddhahood until hell is empty.” One of the four great bodhisattvas in Buddhism, he is the great leader of hell.】
[The host just said that people with predestined relationships are more likely to attract ghosts. The ghosts were not afraid at all when they saw Tang Sanzang, but upon closer inspection, they found that he was Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva...]
[Goblin downloads anti-fraud app overnight~]
After searching, the destined person looked doubtful and stammered, "Damn, it really is Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. I should have gone to Guan Gong's shop earlier. This little tattoo shop is unreliable. I can't even tell the difference between Tang Sanzang and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva. I'm so angry."
Many people will keep buying things after joining a small circle.
After he tried to get a Guan Gong tattoo, he felt very handsome and always felt that his back was bald, so he wanted to get another one. However, the previous Guan Gong tattoo cost a lot of money, so he had to go to a cheap shop for the tattoo.
I didn’t expect the other party to be so unreliable!
“You should actually be thanking the other person for making a mistake.”
An Rugu looked at the trembling destined person and said, "Your fortune is rough and your luck is up and down. This year you are likely to attract ghosts. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has helped you avoid many disasters."
"When Guan Gong opened his eyes, he wanted to kill someone, but Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva also helped you to dispel the evil spirit, so you didn't have any bloody disaster."
The destined person gasped, his attitude suddenly changed 180 degrees, and he wanted to worship Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva: "Damn it, I spent tens of thousands of dollars on a tattoo that hurt me, and someone who spent a little money saved me. Am I unlucky or not?"
The barrage of comments in the live broadcast room was very overwhelming.
[You plant flowers with care but they don't bloom, but you plant willows without care but they grow into shade trees. This is fate. 】
[The great injustice has been confirmed. 】
[You deserve it. Who told you not to listen to the tattoo shop owner and insist on getting a tattoo of Guan Gong with open eyes? Isn't this just looking for trouble? ]
[One more thing, I also did Guan Gong, with my eyes closed, and nothing happened. Every industry has its own taboos, and you can’t ignore them.]
An Rugu remained noncommittal: "It's a blessing in disguise that you're not in trouble."
"There is only a delicate balance between Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva and Open-Eyed Guan Gong. In the future, if you attract more ghosts, the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva tattoo will gradually lose its effect. You will be haunted by ghosts and will also be affected by the evil spirit of Open-Eyed Guan Gong."
The destined person suddenly felt numb all over: "Fuck, this is so scary, what should I do? Will I not survive this year?"
"That's not the case. Go to Chuyun Temple first and find a man named Shang Yue to buy a jade pendant to ward off evil spirits. This is a new magic weapon we developed. It has a similar effect to the Five Emperors' Coins and can protect you for ten years."
"You hold the magic weapon, and the ghosts will not dare to bother you. Then you can go to the tattoo shop and have these two tattoos removed."
"Remember to wash them at the same time, don't break the balance. Once one washes early and the other washes late, you are likely to get into trouble immediately."
The destined person was stunned for a moment, then covered his back and said, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has helped me so much, I don't want to wash it."
An Rugu changed the subject: "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva sacrificed himself to save the world. He could not become a Buddha until hell was empty. He has too many things on his shoulders."
"When a tattoo is on your body, especially on your back, it's inevitable that you will have to bear some of the burden for the other person. If you keep the tattoo, your future will be more difficult."
Destined person: "..."
Audience in the live broadcast room: “…”
Just thinking about what Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is carrying is enough to make one feel overwhelmed.
The destined person rubbed his temples and felt a splitting headache. "Oh my God, Lord Guan has so many requirements, and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva has so many requirements. It's really hard to engrave this statue. Then I won't engrave these things in the future."
An Rugu nodded slightly, somewhat agreeing: "In fact, in ancient times, people tattooed gods on their bodies to invite gods to possess them. Anyway, you are not a Taoist and you are not interested in this aspect, so you should not get a tattoo casually."
The destined person sighed deeply, it turned out that he was just an ordinary person and couldn't handle these things.
At this time, he thought of the Master Xuanzang, who he did not have a tattoo on his body, and laughed: "I will not tattoo the God of Wealth and Bodhisattva. When the tattoo is washed off, I will tattoo the Master Tripitaka on my body, which is still very cool."
"I don't like ghosts, but pretty monsters are still good. Give me a dozen fox monsters, snow monsters, and spider monsters."
Before he could be happy for a while, An Rugu said again: "If you write this, you will still be unlucky."
"Ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, can you bear it?"
Destined person: "..."
Audience in the live broadcast room: “…”
The light in the eyes of the destined person disappeared, no longer as high-spirited as before. After saying goodbye in a hurry, he hung up the phone and prepared to go to Izumo Temple to buy something to ward off evil spirits.
The audience in the live broadcast room almost died of laughter.
[After hearing that Master Sanzang couldn't write either, a handsome guy lost his dream. ]
[The nine-dragon coffin tattoo is very popular recently. I prepared the same style, with Guan Gong sitting with eyes open, Tang Monk lying inside, and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva on the top. Who will win? Let's wait and see (dog head)]
【The one upstairs, rest assured, rip. 】
[I still like tattoos, but I can’t get this tattoo, and I can’t get that tattoo, what should I do? ]
[There is a green grassland with a sheep named Pleasant Goat.]
Seeing that the audience was very curious, An Rugu pondered for a moment and explained the doubts to the audience: "A dragon with a tattoo cannot reach above the shoulders, and a tiger with a tattoo cannot leave the mountain. Guanyin cannot save the world with her eyes closed, but Guanyu will kill people with her eyes open. Tang Sanzang, who has no tattoos, cannot resist the nine-nine-eight-one. Little Nezha, who has no tattoos, will die if he meets Nezha. Old Zhong Kui, who has no tattoos, will attract thieves instead of avoiding ghosts..."
"In short, for those who don't know much about tattoos, it's better not to get them if you can."
After she finished speaking, she didn't even look at the comments, but directly contacted the second person in the background.
After the communication, I dialed the phone and a woman who looked to be in her 30s or 40s appeared on the screen. She was not wearing any makeup and her skin was in good condition, very fair.
But his eyelids were droopy, his lips were pale, and he seemed to be in poor spirits.
The chandelier above her head is very luxurious, the other soft furnishings are also very exquisite, and the clothes are famous brands. It can be seen that her family is well off.
There is a family photo on the wall, with a lot of people in it, young and old.
The destined person [Once Gentle] pulled up the corners of his mouth, raised a smile, and politely spoke first: "Anchor, I have encountered something strange recently, can you help me?"
"Sure, you just need to pay the divination fee, a high-energy salute will do."
The destined person readily gave a reward for the divination. Seeing An Rugu staring at the family portrait behind him, he smiled and explained, "My father gave birth to two children, me and my brother. My sister-in-law gave birth to three, and I gave birth to one myself. The family is very large."
But then, her face fell a little.
Actually, my grandparents are old and have passed away. My parents also died in a car accident.
In this big world, only my brother and I are left to depend on each other.
After the two got married one after another, their relationship did not fade because the other party started a family, and it is still very good.
She didn't want to talk about sad things, so she said anxiously, "It's like this, I'm a full-time housewife and I don't go out very often. One month ago, when I came back from shopping, I suddenly found that my TV was on."
"My husband is busy at work and my son is in boarding high school. I don't watch TV either. It's really strange."
"I didn't think much of it at the time, thinking I might have accidentally opened it by pressing the remote control."
"The next day, I woke up and found that the TV was on again. And it wasn't the TV in the living room, but the TV in my room."
Ever since this destined person revealed the strange story, the audience's attention has been drawn to the new destined person.
[The TV was turned on for no apparent reason. Was it turned on by itself or by someone else? ]
[Oh my god, this is so scary. I can't get it during the day, and I can't escape it at night. ]
[Could there be someone hiding in the house? ]
[Don't be afraid, I'm going to be honest. I actually have sleepwalking. When I wake up the next day, I often hear my friends tell me what I did, but I don't remember it at all. Maybe the person I'm destined to meet has sleepwalking like me, but I just turned on the TV. ]
[It is also possible that my husband came back halfway and forgot to turn off the TV. ]
The person who was destined to see these comments quickly refuted: "I asked my husband, he never came home, it was not him who opened the door. I also checked the surveillance, there was no outsider at home."
"I am not one of them. The doctor said I don't have sleepwalking."
An Rugu's eyes fell on the black aura lingering around the other person, and his eyes changed: "What is that TV playing?"
The destined person heard her question, slapped his thigh, and felt it was more and more outrageous: "Don't you think this is weird? They always play Water Margin! Official channels, local channels, all kinds of channels. Could this TV in my house be a fan of Water Margin?"
【Hahahaha, it seems this ghost or person likes to look at big men.】
[The last person who likes to get tattoos of characters from famous books on his body must have something in common with him. 】
[I did nothing wrong. I just wanted to read the story of one hundred and eight men.]
The destined person picked up her phone, stood up, and walked to the living room, afraid that others would not believe her, and pointed the camera at the TV: "I didn't lie. When the first destined person connected just now, I came out to the bathroom and found that the TV was on again."
"I wanted to keep it as evidence, so I didn't close it. Can you guys see if it's Water Margin?"
The channel is not an official one, but a local one, and it has aired dozens of episodes.
On the screen, a beautiful woman walked to the bed and handed a bowl of medicine to her bedridden husband.
The husband, despite his weak body, stood up from the bed, took the medicine, and said with a moved look on his face: "My body... has really wronged you."
"It's okay." The woman smiled sweetly and gently, and moved the bowl closer to his mouth: "Da Lang, drink the medicine."
Some of the audience were particularly angry, while others started laughing.
[Hahahahaha, this classic will last forever. I have watched it since I was a child, and this is the scene I remember most.]
【Chicken soup is here! 】
[Da Lang, drink this bowl of soup, pack up and go to reincarnate! ]
People who are destined to see this scene can't help but laugh. This scene of poisoning and killing the husband was originally meant to stir up hatred, but many people played with this joke, and after playing it too much, they found it funny.
She laughed for a long time and felt her mouth was dry, so she picked up the water cup next to her and took a sip of water.
After finishing the drink, she put down the cup and touched the bottle of vitamin tablets with her left hand. These were imported vitamins that her husband had bought for her when he went abroad. I heard that they used the latest technology and cost several thousand yuan per bottle.
Her husband bought her several bottles at once and told her to take them every day so that she could stay healthy.
When she thought of this, a little sweetness appeared on her face. Even though they were an old couple, he still cared about her so much.
She didn't want to let her husband down, so she put her phone aside, opened the medicine box, and took out two white vitamin tablets.
I took some vitamins first, and then I discussed with the anchor how to solve this problem.
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