An Rugu fell silent. She had met many people who had experienced sleep paralysis, and they all hoped to get rid of the condition.
And this destined person actually wants to be sleep paralyzed?
She had been fortune-telling for so long and had never heard of such a strange request.
I really don't want to be a single dog. I rubbed my hair which looked like a bird's nest, and my face looked very distressed, but it didn't seem like I was pretending.
"Host, do you think I'm lying? Actually, I'm telling the truth. I really want to be sleep paralyzed!"
"I have had average sleep quality since I was a child, and I tend to have a lot of dreams. I started to have symptoms of sleep paralysis when I was in high school. I was lying in bed, sleeping soundly, but I could clearly feel in my mind that someone was standing by my bed, and then lying on my body, making it impossible for me to move."
"The people lying on top of me were men and women, young and old, but I couldn't see their faces clearly. I was very scared and kept struggling. I would struggle for about half an hour each time and then wake up from this state."
"I was very annoyed by the symptoms of sleep paralysis. It was the same whether I slept or not, and I had a lingering feeling of fatigue. I told my parents about these things, and they took me to the temple to burn incense. The abbot of the temple said that my fate was weak and it was easy for ghosts to suck my yang energy. After he gave me a few talismans, my sleep paralysis got much better, and there were no more men and women pressing on me."
"But about a month ago, I started to be possessed by a ghost again. I couldn't see her face clearly, I could only see that she was a ghost with long hair."
"My door was open and she walked in and stopped by my bed and stared at me and then she laid on top of me."
"She made me unable to wake up even though my eyes were open. I was so annoyed that I couldn't help but yell at her. So I asked her why she picked me? Was it because I was handsome?"
"Then the ghost nodded, as if responding to my question."
"I thought to myself that she had great taste and that I was the most handsome man in the world. Suddenly, I didn't annoy her as much as before!"
"For more than ten days after that, she came to press my bed every day, which made me dizzy."
"I was planning to go to the temple to find the abbot and ask him to help me drive away this ghost, but one day she stopped pressing on my bed and disappeared. My sleep returned to normal."
"How should I put it? I feel a little lost. This is the first time I've encountered a ghost that I can communicate with. And she didn't hurt me. She's a good ghost after all. I wonder if she has had any accidents since she hasn't appeared in my room for so long? I'm quite worried about her."
"I took a day off today and stayed at home. I slept from morning till night and my hair was all messed up. I hope I can have the same sleep paralysis dream as before.
But the ghost has not come to oppress me yet. I don't understand what I did wrong that caused her to be unwilling to come to me."
The audience in the live broadcast room: “!!!”
[Oh my god, you don't worry about yourself, but you worry about the ghost pressing on your bed? It's like a mouse worrying about the safety of a cat. ]
[I have never met anyone with such a unique way of thinking.]
I really don't want to be a single dog. I sighed and said as if it was a matter of course: "We humans are divided into different classes, and there are so many dangers. How can the world of ghosts be peaceful? It must be more of a law of the jungle!"
"That ghost didn't go around devouring other people or occupying their bodies, but was so weak that she came to crush my bed, and she didn't cause any serious harm to me. What does this mean? It means she is too weak!"
"I haven't seen her for so many days, maybe she was Devoured by a powerful ghost!"
Audience in the live broadcast room: “…”
[It makes so much sense that I can't even refute it. ]
[Suddenly I felt a little miserable for the bed-pressed ghost. There was a big fragrant chicken leg in front of me, but I could only hold it and smell the smell. How pitiful! ]
[It's sad to listen to, and those who hear it will cry, sob sob sob sob. 】
The destined person obviously has big plans.
He was an old audience of An Rugu, and he seemed to have thought of something, and became very excited, with his cheeks turning red.
"Host, I remember you met a destined person before. That destined person often met a woman in his dreams. In the end, you said that he and the female ghost were destined to be together. Is this ghost pressing on my bed also my destined marriage? Then I really don't have to be a single dog anymore!"
Audience in the live broadcast room: “…”
[Good fellow, I said good fellow, are you trying to act out a ghost? ]
[After being single for so long, even ghosts look good to you? 】
[As long as you are brave, the female ghost will take maternity leave. ]
[Brother, people cannot, or at least should not...]
[Shocking, a man who has been single for many years actually did this kind of thing! ]
Facing the expectant gaze of his destined person, An Rugu was silent for a while and then raised his hand to calculate.
…I have chosen the person I am destined to be with, and I have to settle the matter no matter what!
After calculating for a long time, she put down her hand, faced the destined person with a hopeful face, paused and said: "I have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"
I really don't want to be single, so I didn't hesitate at all and said directly: "I like to hear good news the most. What's the good news?"
"One type of sleep paralysis is caused by being too tired or stressed, which results in a lack of harmony between the soul and the body, and the inability to control the body in a state of half-sleep and half-wakefulness. This type of sleep paralysis is actually not caused by ghosts.
Another type of sleep paralysis is when a ghost is watching you, causing you to be subconsciously afraid and experiencing symptoms of sleep paralysis. Your situation belongs to the latter. There is indeed a ghost that often stays in your room and absorbs your yang energy.
"The good news is that the ghost you're so worried about is not in danger of death at the moment."
I really don't want to be a single dog. I patted my chest, and the big stone in my heart fell. I said happily: "That's good. Among all the ghosts who sleep on my bed, only she is willing to communicate with me. She is very different from those coquettish bitches. It's really good that nothing happened to her!"
He withdrew his thoughts and suddenly felt confused: "By the way, why didn't she come back to find me when nothing happened to her?"
"This is the bad news I want to tell you." An Rugu counted on her fingers: "The ghost that once pressed down on your bed is no longer pressing down on your bed. It has run to another person's home."
Destined person: “????”
The audience in the live broadcast room: “!!!”
[So the destined person was abandoned by a ghost who was pressing on the bed? ]
[I counted with my fingers and found that the destined person has a green hat on his head, and it is a green hat given by a ghost! ]
[You smell like her perfume...]
[Hahahahahahaha, do you want to make me laugh to death and then inherit my online loan? ]
The destined person was stunned, and suddenly felt abandoned, and subconsciously retorted: "She has been coming to absorb my yang energy for many days in a row, she must like it very much!"
An Rugu said: "I don't have the ability to read minds, so I don't know what she is thinking."
The destined person was bewildered, and after realizing it, he was completely confused: "It turns out that I am not the only one for her! By the way, is she my destined marriage?"
An Rugu shook her head in her heart. Ever since she had calculated several matches made in heaven in the live broadcast room, many fans had been talking about destiny, and they kept posting messages in the live broadcast room every day, hoping that she would assign a match for them.
...She is not the matchmaker.
She rubbed her forehead and said, "You said it was a match made in heaven? Humans and ghosts are not destined to be a match made in heaven. The separation of yin and yang has never been a lie or an empty talk. If a human and a ghost stay together for too long, they will eventually affect each other."
"Besides, this female ghost just wants to absorb your yang energy. She may not be in love with you. You are overthinking it."
Many viewers in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs.
[The destined person thought he was the only one for the female ghost. Unexpectedly, he was just a fish in the pond. I would like to call the female ghost the sea king among ghosts! ]
【Hahahahahahaha, the old lady laughed so hard that she stood upside down. The destined person is so ordinary and yet so confident. 】
[The anchor is getting more and more sharp. ]
He really didn't want to be single and was very confident, but when he saw the people in the live broadcast room laughing at him, he felt ashamed and embarrassed, and he wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
He tried to save his reputation: "Then I may not have been abandoned. Didn't the anchor say that ghosts and humans will get into trouble if they stay together for too long? Maybe she just doesn't want to hurt me, so she went to find someone else."
As soon as he finished speaking, An Rugu's voice came to his ears: "She's here! You can talk to her in person and ask her what she thinks. Don't let your imagination run wild."
Destined person: “!???”
The audience in the live broadcast room: “!!!”
An Rugu knew that the destined person was a mortal being and could not see ghosts, so she took out cinnabar yellow paper and drew an eye-opening talisman for the destined person.
When the destined person opened his eyes, the world in front of him was completely new, and a female ghost in red clothes and long hair appeared.
The female ghost is beautiful, with waist-length hair and a strong aura. It can be seen that she was a decent person in her lifetime. However, her soul is transparent, which makes people's worldview collapse.
The person who was destined to see the ghost thought he was very brave, but when he actually saw the ghost, he was still scared and screamed: "Ahhh! There is a ghost!"
The red-clothed female ghost looked at him calmly: "I heard everything just now. You wanted to see me, and now I am here. You should be happy."
The destined person covered his mouth, trying hard not to let the tears fall, his eyes were blurred with tears, and he wished he could go back and kill himself who was fantasizing about the love between a human and a ghost.
Seeing that he did not answer for a long time, the audience in the live broadcast room guessed his thoughts and flooded the screen with messages.
[Hahahahahahahahaha, in ancient times, Ye Gong loved dragons, and nowadays, single dogs love female ghosts! ]
The destined person stammered, lowered his head, and looked submissive: "Why didn't you come to press my bed for so long? I thought you had an accident. There was absolutely no other intention."
The red-clothed female ghost sighed deeply, raised her head and looked at the dark sky through the transparent glass:
"When you went to bed, you picked up your phone and I stood beside you waiting for you to fall asleep. However, you forgot the time while playing. You played at 2 a.m., 4 a.m., and even at dawn. You played many all-nighters!"
"You're so good at staying up late, but I'm not as good as you. I can't stay up that long!"
Destined person: “!!!”
What the hell? It turns out the ghost left because he didn’t sleep for a long time?
After listening to An Rugu's retelling, the audience in the live broadcast room said: "???"
[I am dying of laughter. It turns out that staying up all night can cure sleep paralysis? Then I won’t sleep anymore! ]
【Unexpected ways of exorcising ghosts have increased. 】
[Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will naturally sleep forever after you die (dog head)]
[I really like not sleeping. It feels like the King of Hell is dancing at the head of my bed.]
[I put myself in the shoes of a female ghost. She worked hard to absorb Yang energy, but the customer didn't know how to write the word sleep, so she could only stay up all night with the customer. My god, what kind of new-age worker is this? So miserable! ]
An Rugu saw many people jokingly saying that they would rely on not sleeping to cure sleep paralysis. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Not sleeping will kill you faster than sleep paralysis."
The destined person was both embarrassed and nervous: "So I made you wait so long? I didn't know! If I had known you were waiting for me, I would definitely not play for so long."
He has been on vacation recently, and his daily routine is not as regular as it was when he was working. He stays up late every day to retaliate, and he won't go to sleep until his body can't take it anymore.
Who would have known that there was a female ghost waiting in the room for me to fall asleep so that she could suppress me?
The red-clothed female ghost took two steps back, treating the destined person like a flood or a beast, with a very resistant look on her face: "I have never seen someone who can stay up so late as you, no wonder your soul easily leaves your body, you should exercise early and take good care of your body."
"I have found the right person and I will not come to you again."
Although the destined person had already given up on this female ghost, he still couldn't help but say, "You praised me for being handsome before, how could you change your mind so quickly?"
"That was in the past. I have found someone more handsome than you." The female ghost covered her face with her hands, a blush appearing on her face.
Destined person: “…”
The audience in the live broadcast room who heard An Rugu’s retelling: “…”
[Hahahaha, I laughed to death. This twist almost sprained my waist.]
[It turns out that not only your mother will dislike you staying up late, but also the ghost pressing on your bed will dislike you staying up late...]
..........
Amidst the laughter of the crowd, the destined person hung up the phone impatiently. Not wanting to expose his embarrassing situation to the public, he left in disgrace.
An Rugu memorized the face of the female ghost and prepared to summon her with a talisman after the live broadcast.
This ghost has not made any serious mistakes so far, and his nature is not bad. He absorbs other people's Yang Qi to become stronger. But the efficiency of absorbing other people's Yang Qi is very low, and it is twice as effective for cultivation. Only the lowest level ghosts will cultivate by absorbing Yang Qi.
At that time, you will have to choose between entering a haunted house or being saved.
An Rugu contacted the third destined person [Qianfan Guojin] in the background, and made a phone call after communicating.
Soon, a man in his thirties or forties appeared on the screen. He was wearing glasses and looked elegant. The background was a bedroom, and he seemed to be at home.
He looked very serious on the surface, but what he said was earth-shattering: "Hello, host. I am Qianfan Guojin. I want to know if the college entrance examination paper can be calculated?"
Audience in the live broadcast room: “???”
[Anchor: Strange and bizarre businesses have increased! ]
[Why is this person asking this question? Is he trying to get the host to reveal the question to him? I think he will be punished! ]
This was also the first time that An Rugu met someone who asked about the college entrance examination papers: "...Please don't ask these unrealistic questions. I won't do anything illegal or criminal."
Qianfan Guojin showed disappointment on her face. She was sure she could calculate it, but she was unwilling to say it.
He then said worriedly, "Since this doesn't work, can you help me calculate how many points my son can get in the college entrance examination? Can he be admitted to Shuimu University?"
An Rugu did not hesitate and directly refused: "The college entrance examination is very important to your son. If he knew the results, his mentality would be affected and he might not be able to get the same score in the future. I will not count this divination."
Qian Fan Guojin gritted his teeth, he didn't expect that she wouldn't even help her son with this.
"Wait, I finally won the prize, I can't just waste it, can you help me check if what I put here is correct? Give me some advice!"
He took his phone and turned the camera over, pointing it at his son's bedroom.
The four walls of the study are all hung with landscape paintings, which are of superb painting skills and beautiful artistic conception.
Qianfan Guojin swept the camera across these landscape paintings and was very proud: "I put a lot of landscape paintings in my son's study. Landscape paintings imply having the backing of mountains. Living here, he can grow steadily."
After looking at these landscape paintings, he turned the camera to his son's desk.
On the desk were placed Kuixing, Wenchangjun, Sanyuanjidi, Wenchang Tower, writing brushes, jade cicada... The huge desk was filled to the brim.
These Feng Shui ornaments are in stark contrast to the neatly arranged style of the books.
Qianfan Guojin introduced these things one by one, with great interest: "This is the Wenchang Pagoda. I heard that if you put a Wenchang Pagoda on the table and worship Emperor Wenchang, your child will become very smart and will have no problem with exams."
"Later I heard that Wenchang Emperor is not the only god in charge of exam luck, there is also Kuixing who controls academic luck. So I bought a statue and put it on my son's desk. Kuixing holds a gold ingot in his left hand and a pen in his right hand. The pen can produce flowers, and writing can bring wealth. With Kuixing's blessing, my son will definitely do well in the exam and make a fortune!"
[Wow, wow, these things look so expensive, they must cost a lot of money, right?]
[Wait, this dad is so nice, his son must have very good grades! ]
[Of course, didn't his father say that he would be applying to Shuimu University soon? It's one of the most prestigious universities in the country.]
Many people have heard of Emperor Wenchang, but have not heard of Kuixing. Many people asked about Kuixing in the live broadcast room.
Seeing this, An Rugu told everyone about Kuixing: "It is said that there was a scholar in ancient times who was very talented and eloquent, but he was ugly, with pockmarks all over his face, and he was lame and walked with a limp.
However, he was unlucky and despite his wealth of knowledge, he failed repeatedly. Finally, he became so angry that he jumped into a river and committed suicide.
Finally he was rescued by a giant fish and ascended to heaven to become Kuixing.
The statue of Kuixing looks ferocious, with green face and fangs, just like a ghost. However, countless scholars throughout history love to worship Kuixing. Whenever they go to take an exam, they put a small statue of Kuixing in their pockets and pray to Kuixing to bless them so that they can speak eloquently.
[I just searched for the image of Kuixing. My god, I was scared to death in the middle of the night. This is the most undignified image of a god I have ever seen. If it weren't for the fact that the encyclopedia said he was a righteous god, I would have suspected he was an evil god.]
[He has a lot of knowledge but he always fails. My God, Kuixing is too miserable. Others are beautiful, strong and miserable, but he is ugly, strong and miserable! ]
[After hearing the story of Kuixing, I realized a truth that applies to all ages - ugly people should read more! ]
However, the next second, Qianfan passed by and pursed his lips, saying with a sad face: "I did so many things just to make his IQ higher and get good grades in the exams, but things went against my wishes. His grades just wouldn't improve. I don't know what's going on."
"Master, do you think I bought too little?"
However, An Rugu slowly shook her head: "You didn't buy too little, you bought too much."
Thousands of ships have passed: "???"
Qianfan Guojin was dumbfounded: "What, I bought too much? I still think it's not enough."
"Landscape paintings imply having a mountain behind one's back, which can indeed bring good fortune, but you have hung too many landscape paintings in his study. Too many decorations will make the study look very messy, and the evil spirit will be too heavy, which will affect the owner's mood and make it impossible for him to calm down and think about problems."
Qianfan Guojin raised his hand and stroked the landscape painting, hesitating a little: "Oh my God, if I had known earlier, I wouldn't have put so many things in his room. I will take all these things down later."
"That's more than that." An Rugu's eyes swept across Qianfan's son's table: "Kui Xing is indeed as you said, a god who can bring people literary luck."
"Ao is a dragon head and a fish tail. Kuixing stands at the head of Ao, so there is an idiom called 独占敖头, which means that a person is very talented."
"But, take a closer look at what your Kuixing image looks like."
Qian Fan was stunned for a long while, and stared at the Kuixing statue: "This dark statue looks scary. I have never looked at it carefully since I brought it back..."
His eyes fell on the statue of Kuixing.
The gold ingot in Kuixing's left hand is actually a shoe horn, the pen in his right hand is missing, and the golden rooster stands alone on the tail of a giant turtle. This is completely different from the orthodox Kuixing statue.
An Rugu glanced at the black Kuixing statue and said calmly, "This Kuixing lost his gold ingot and pen, and went from being the best to the worst. If you think worshiping this kind of statue will make your son smarter, you are totally wrong."
The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.
[From being the top to being at the bottom...hahahahahaha, whoever worships this will fail! ]
[Son: Listen to me and say thank you, because of you...]
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