For a moment, the comments were filled with question marks.
[What a sin! How can you put this thing in your mouth? ]
[Sorry, I was thinking wrongly, are you playing some kind of py game?]
[It's just the master's order. (Dog head)
[The people above are obviously perverts, so they should all be handcuffed and taken away.]
An Rugu has been live streaming for so long and has seen many strange things, but never something as strange as this. She was stunned for a moment and asked, "How did it get into her mouth?"
The destined person was so successful that he suddenly felt guilty. He opened his mouth to the limit, drooling, and said vaguely, "I, I saw a news report online about someone who had to go to the doctor to remove a light bulb because he had a light bulb stuck in his mouth. The doctor said that the light bulb can be put into the mouth, but it is difficult to take it out."
"I was thinking, how is this possible? If it can fit in, it means that the mouth is bigger than the light bulb. By the same token, it must be able to come out!"
"Besides, there is saliva in the mouth, which can act as a lubricant. Wouldn't it be easy to do it with just a slurp?"
"So that news must be a lie!"
"I happened to have a few incandescent light bulbs at home, and they didn't feel very big in my hand, so I opened my mouth and stuffed the light bulb into my mouth. It went in easily without any effort."
"But--"
Feng Sheng Shui Qi was about to cry as he spoke: "As a result, this mouth just doesn't listen to me. No matter how hard I try, I can't push it up as far as I want. This tooth is also holding the light bulb so tightly that I can't pull it out no matter how hard I try."
He touched the base of his mouth, still unwilling to give up: "Anchor, you are so smart, you must know how to take out the light bulb. Can you teach me?"
An Rugu: "...I can't teach you because I haven't eaten it."
Audience in the live broadcast room: “…”
As Feng Sheng Shui Qi finished speaking, the audience in the live broadcast room almost died of laughter.
[Anchor: I have received professional training and generally I won't laugh unless I can't help it! ]
[Do you want to make me laugh to death and then inherit my online loan? ]
[As the saying goes, if you don't do anything, you won't die. No, no, no, why do you try? 】
An Rugu hesitated for a moment and said, "I'm not a doctor. Instead of taking the time to chat with me, you might as well take a taxi to the hospital."
Feng Shengshuiqi's face froze for a moment, and he stammered, "Is there no way to take the things out of my mouth remotely?"
"No."
"Do you have a doctor there?"
After An Rugu calculated, he said, "Although there is a doctor in my Taoist temple, you are too far away from us. It would be better to find a nearby hospital to take the things out of your mouth. You must be feeling uncomfortable like this."
Feng Shengshuiqi comforted herself, and she was overwhelmed with sorrow, with tears in her eyes: "It's really uncomfortable, but our place is remote, there is only one hospital, I don't want to go there."
"Why?"
Feng Shengshuiqi lowered his eyes, rubbed his hands, and said awkwardly: "Because I've been there before."
"Actually, this isn't the first time I've put a light bulb in my mouth."
"I saw the news about the light bulb last night, so I tried it right away, but it didn't come out. My wife had to drive me to the hospital to get the thing out of my mouth."
"You don't know, my wife scolded me so harshly at that time, and even called me mentally retarded in front of the doctor, saying that our eight-year-old son and daughter wouldn't put a light bulb in their mouths. The doctor's expression at that time was indescribable."
"Oh my god, I've lost all my face. If I go to the hospital, I'll definitely meet that dentist again. I don't want her to know, and I don't want to go to that hospital again!"
Last night, when he came out of the dental department, he heard the ENT nurse next door say that a patient had put a light bulb in his mouth and laughed while talking. He could only leave silently, not daring to say that the person was him.
It was only his first time there, but they remembered him. Now he scored twice. How could this be possible? He would probably be remembered by everyone in the hospital!
An Rugu: “?”
Audience in the live broadcast room: “???”
【Score twice???】
[As we all know, people will not fall in the same place twice, but the unlucky guy in the live broadcast room will. 】
[Has human evolution left you behind? 】
An Rugu was about to ask the other party why he dared to show his face in the live broadcast room? What if his wife saw the video? Wouldn't the matter still be exposed?
But upon closer inspection, the other person's mouth was bulging from the incandescent light bulb, and his face was distorted with pain, making it look like a full blown pufferfish.
Really not like a human.
I guess even if his wife came, she wouldn't be able to recognize him.
An Rugu was as helpless as a doctor facing a strange patient: "Since you couldn't take it out the first time, why did you try a second time?"
Feng Shengshui clenched his fists, his face full of fighting spirit: "Aren't people supposed to never give up? How can I be stumped by a tiny light bulb!"
"I thought I must have been unable to take the light bulb out because of the wrong posture, so I couldn't help but try a second time. Who knew I still couldn't take it out? There are so many things to pay attention to for such a small light bulb."
As he was talking, he raised his hand, grasped the end of the light bulb, and pulled hard, but the bulb still did not come out. He had no choice but to give up with hatred.
Even though he had been tortured for so long, he still wanted to defeat the light bulb.
He must have taken the light bulb in the wrong position! He didn't get the trick!
An Rugu: “…”
She sighed, "You're a little too competitive."
"It is a big taboo to hide your illness and avoid seeing a doctor. Don't delay any longer and go see a doctor immediately."
Feng Shengshuiqi was extremely disappointed when he saw that An Rugu had no solution. "Well...well, I'll go find my wife."
An Rugu said at the right time: "I'll keep this fortune for you. After the live broadcast, you can come to me again to have your career, marriage, or health fortune told... It's all fine."
"Okay, thank you Master!"
Feng Shengshuiqi was somewhat happy, as everyone knew that this master was very good at predicting things and it was difficult to get a good divination from her. It would be great if she could predict it for him again.
He stood up from the stool with his cell phone in hand, preparing to turn off the live broadcast.
As a result, at this moment, I suddenly heard hurried footsteps.
A vague and frightened voice reached his ears: "Husband, hurry up...accompany me to the hospital."
Feng Shengshuiqi's heart skipped a beat and he became worried. Isn't this his wife's voice?
In a hurry, he didn't care about his unsightly appearance, and turned his head away, asking with concern: "What's wrong? What happened?"
His wife was seen crying, her mouth was bulging, revealing half of the metal base of an unknown object.
He has been fighting with the light bulb all day, and no one is more familiar with this incandescent bulb than him.
He recognized it at a glance. It was the metal base of a round incandescent lamp. Unfortunately, it was the same one as the one in his mouth.
When they saw each other's faces clearly, they said almost in unison: "Why did you put the light bulb in your mouth?"
The couple stared at each other, like two puffer fish looking at each other.
Finally, Feng Shengshui broke the silence and said awkwardly: "... How could an ordinary light bulb have no solution? I couldn't help it and tried it again, and the result was..." I'm stuck until now.
The wife's eyes widened, and she was very disappointed with him: "You idiot! You are so stupid!"
Feng Shengshui felt guilty, but suddenly thought of something, raised his finger and pointed at the other person's mouth, and asked: "You said I'm stupid, then how did you put things in your mouth?"
Wife: "..."
The wife looked away, not daring to look him in the face. She stretched out her right hand and scratched her face: "...Last night, I told the babies about this. The babies thought that Daddy was too stupid to be stuck with this thing and couldn't take it out. Mommy is so powerful that she wouldn't get stuck even if she ate it."
"That's what I was thinking. When I was cleaning today, I saw a lot of spare light bulbs in the drawer, and I couldn't help but..."
My husband is so stupid. How can a light bulb get stuck in someone's body? She will never get stuck!
She wants to prove to the babies that a smart mother will never be stuck by a light bulb and her IQ is far higher than that of a father!
Fengshengshui is booming: "..."
An Rugu: “…”
Audience in the live broadcast room: “???”
【Hahahaha, three goals.】
[If we are not from the same family, we will not enter the same door. All my good deeds for the year have been laughed away. What can you use to pay me back? ]
[It takes ten years to get on the same boat, but a hundred years to get eaten by light bulbs. ]
[I am not afraid of too many sand sculptures, I am afraid of them gathering together! 】
After the wife finished speaking, the couple fell into silence. They covered their faces, which were propped up by the light bulb, and did not speak for a long time. They were so embarrassed that they wished they could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
Unexpectedly, both husband and wife fell into the same trap.
This was also the first time An Rugu encountered such a thing. She frowned and said, "Let's go to the hospital quickly. Don't delay any longer."
Feng Shengshuiqi finally woke up from his dream and came to his senses: "Okay, okay, I'll go right away. By the way, Master, my mouth is sore from stretching it. Can the things in our mouths be taken out? Will there be any sequelae?"
He gave out the divination fee as a reward: "Please tell me the divination, please."
He himself didn't care, as he had experience. It just hurt a little, but he quickly broke it into pieces and took it out.
But he was a little worried about his wife. The bulb model was the same, but his wife's mouth was smaller than his. What if he couldn't take it out?
"Let me calculate it for you."
An Rugu closed his eyes, counted on his fingers, and then said, "It can be taken out, and there will be no sequelae."
Her words were like a reassurance, allowing those who were destined to be with her to relax.
But when An Rugu figured out something, her brows furrowed and she changed the subject: "But you two, hurry up and find your children."
Feng Shengshuiqi was horrified and asked curiously, "They are playing at their grandparents' house! What happened?"
Before An Rugu could say anything, he realized that the situation was urgent, so he immediately picked up the mobile phone next to the computer and called the landline there.
Soon, the call was picked up.
Feng Shengshui got through the phone and asked quickly, "Jiang Jiang, Chen Chen, are you okay? What are you doing?"
There was no sound from the other side for a long time.
Feng Shengshuiqi was terrified: "Is it Jiang Jiang Chenchen who is on the phone?"
Soon, a humming sound came from the other side, like a baby crying.
Feng Shengshuiqi was horrified, and when he thought about what An Rugu said, countless horrible guesses suddenly came to his mind. Could it be that some bad guys broke into their house and were abusing the two children?
Feng Shengshuiqi was panicked and could only yell into the phone: "Who are you? Don't hurt the two children. Let's talk it over."
His wife was also frightened. She didn't care about the light bulb in her mouth and immediately walked to his side, looking at the phone anxiously.
At this time, a vague, intermittent and unclear voice finally came from the other side. The audience could only listen and guess, and barely guess the meaning.
The son cried and said, "Dad, Dad, we, we... "
"What's wrong with your mouth? Tell me!"
"There's a light bulb in the mouth."
Fengshengshuiqi and his wife: "..."
Attention in the live broadcast room: "!!!"
【Fifth goal! ? ? 】
【Ah, the whole family is together! 】
Feng Shengshuiqi then realized that the sound just now was not his son's crying, but that his son had something stuffed in his mouth and could only whimper.
Fengshengshuiqi, who was already used to the light bulb and spoke much more clearly than his son, said angrily, "How could you put a light bulb in your mouth?"
He seemed to have thought of something, and instantly turned his head to look at his wife: "When you talked to them, didn't you tell them not to put the light bulb in their mouths? This kind of experiment can only be done by adults, how can children do it?"
If he had been doing the experiment with a playful attitude before, now that his son and daughter were in trouble, his mentality suddenly changed and his expression became serious.
It seems like putting a light bulb in your mouth is an unforgivable crime.
For a moment, the audience called it double standards.
The wife stamped her feet and said, "How could I not tell you? I told them not to do such things! Don't learn from your father."
The son sobbed quietly: "...Yesterday Mom said Dad put a light bulb in his mouth, and she said no normal person would put a light bulb in their mouth."
"Then why do you keep putting light bulbs in your mouth?"
The son whispered, "But it sounds like fun."
The daughter also said awkwardly: "The light bulb feels very smooth, I want to taste it secretly."
As it turned out, the touch of the light bulb did not disappoint her. It was round and smooth, but her face felt a little sore.
[Tsk tsk, where there are bad parents, there are bad children. ]
[I remember when I was a kid. I used a laser pen to shine in my eyes, used firecrackers to blow up a manure pit, and almost burned down my house by playing with a lighter... The more my parents forbade me to do something, the more I wanted to do it. Hey, just for fun. You can never imagine how stupid kids can be! ]
[Can someone who doesn't rebel be called a child? (狗头)]
Feng Shengshuiqi scolded his son and daughter.
The daughter stammered, "Don't scold us. Didn't Dad eat it before? We know we are wrong. We won't learn from Dad. We will definitely learn from Mom and not eat the light bulb."
Fengshengshuiqi and his wife: "..."
For a moment they didn't even dare to say that not only had Dad eaten the light bulb before, but now he was eating it, and Mom was eating it too.
...........
[Shocked, a family of four ate light bulbs, are these light bulbs really that smooth! ]
[To be honest, I am a little greedy. I am a little tempted. I really want to buy the smallest light bulb to try...]
[I have a big mouth, I'll go first, I'm sure I can pull it out! ]
At the same time, viewers across the country looked up, some in offices, some in schools, and some at home, all looking at the light bulbs above their heads.
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40;, it's not very big, so I should be able to pull it out if I find a smaller one, right?
[Ah, luckily I had a lampshade on the light bulb at home, so I escaped the disaster. ]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I found the spare light bulb at home, my friends! I'll perform a show for you, one light bulb per mouthful. ]
[Eating light bulbs may lead to human-to-human transmission! ]
For a time, countless people were aroused with curiosity and ambition, eager to try, rubbing their hands, and expressed their hope to find a light bulb to try. Since the big one doesn't work, then a small one will do, right?
Many viewers lamented that some people really ate too much.
Seeing this, An Rugu specially opened the backstage and added a slogan above the live broadcast room, and dutifully instructed: [Swallowing a light bulb is a dangerous behavior, please do not imitate. ]
Alas, someone actually wants to eat a light bulb. Why are the viewers in her live broadcast room so weird...
..........
Feng Shengshuiqi and his wife took the child into the car and went to a nearby hospital despite everyone's strange looks.
Because he was afraid that something might happen to the child, he didn't dare hang up the phone and hoped that An Rugu could help take care of the child.
When the dentist saw Feng Shengshui, he was surprised and said, "Why are you here again? You put the light bulb in your mouth again!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the other doctors in the dental department immediately turned their heads and looked at him in shock.
My goodness, this strange guy swallowed the light bulb again!
Feng Shengshuiqi smiled awkwardly, then turned sideways to reveal the person behind him, drooling and mumbling, "Not only me, but also my wife and two children."
Attending doctor: “!!!!”
The whole family stood neatly opposite the doctor's desk, with the same light bulbs in their mouths, which became a strange sight in the dental department.
After understanding the whole story, the attending doctor took a deep breath and said, "I always thought that the anorectal department next door had a lot of weird things, some people stuffed balls in, some stuffed bottles in... I didn't expect that there were talented people in our stomatology department. Why do you want to defeat the light bulb so much?"
The family of four lowered their heads, feeling guilty.
"Isn't it just a light bulb? How can you not take it out? There must be a way."
"Doctor, you are very knowledgeable, can you teach us?"
The attending doctor didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he collected his thoughts and patiently explained, "After eating the light bulb, the oral muscles are extremely tense and fatigued, and the jaw joints will contract. You have used up your greatest strength, but the angle of your mouth opening is much smaller than when you ate the light bulb. So it can go in, but it's difficult to come out. You must be careful, and never eat light bulbs again."
The attending physician patiently explained to them the working principle of the jaw joint.
The family of four was a little surprised and immediately regretted it.
It turns out that it's not a problem of their skills, but a problem of the physiological limits of the human body…
.............
After the light bulb was taken out, the destined person breathed a sigh of relief and thanked him profusely: "Thank you, Master. The two children ate the light bulb but didn't dare to call us to tell us. If you hadn't reminded me, I don't know how long they would have held back before they dared to tell me..."
Just thinking about the consequences made him and his wife very scared.
"You're welcome. Will you eat it next time?" An Rugu asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I don't dare anymore." Feng Shengshuiqi covered his sore cheek with an embarrassed look on his face, "If it happens again, the doctor will probably kick me out."
After hanging up the phone, the audience in the live broadcast room was still in shock. It turns out that it is really impossible to pull out the light bulb.
Those who were previously curious finally gave up their thoughts after hearing the doctor's words, fearing that they would end up dying like the person they were destined to be with.
An Rugu then opened the backstage and contacted the third destined person, who was an English name [Charlotte]. Nowadays, many people in China use foreign languages, so the audience could not guess her identity.
When the call was connected, they found out that the caller was a foreigner, a beautiful woman with blond hair and blue eyes.
Charlotte looked haggard, with dark circles under her eyes. She rubbed her long hair that looked like dead grass and said, "Fortune teller from China, can I ask you to tell my fortune? I really need you now."
"sure."
Charlotte had obviously watched her own live broadcast. After giving away the divination reward, she couldn't wait to say, "To be honest, our whole family was involved in a murder case. Damn it! How could such a bad thing happen to us?"
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