Chapter 310 Gift Giving
"Tsk, don't be so sentimental. We're giving it to Yun Xiang, not to you." Chu Xu looked dissatisfied and waved his hand, "Go away."
Xie Yu saw that the others had the same idea and couldn't avoid it, "Okay, let me see."
"Heh, you don't even get to see it." Chu Xu walked back and forth in the yard, found the right position, then jumped, spun, landed, and "swish", a shiny kitchen knife appeared.
A kitchen knife? Everyone looked stunned. Apparently, they hadn't informed each other when they prepared their gifts.
There is a red tassel pendant hanging on the handle of the kitchen knife, which looks festive.
However, Lin Ziyu was the first to get impatient and stood up, saying, "I'm telling you, it's not right for you to give someone a weapon when they're getting married."
Tengchong's eyes twitched. He felt that Chu Xu had been wronged, and spoke up for him, "He definitely didn't mean that. I guess..."
As if she had thought of something, her face was filled with fear. "Are you reminding Yun Xiang to do more housework in the future? Wash the soup and cook?"
"...What are you thinking? I gave A-Yu a kitchen knife as a warning." Chu Xu's face was full of black lines, and he instructed Yun Xiang, "If A-Yu does something bad in the future, you chase him with a kitchen knife and chop him.
"Don't be fooled by the heaviness of this kitchen knife, it's actually very light. It doesn't take much strength to wield, and it's easy to carry." He handed it to Yun Xiang, completely ignoring his brother's scowl. "Would you like to try it?"
Yun Xiang took the kitchen knife with great knowledge, waved it twice, and said, "Not bad, thank you." Then he calmly put it into the ring.
The villain in my heart has already burst into laughter.
"Pfft... running around the street with a kitchen knife, what were you thinking!" Lin Ziyu had a look of disdain on her face. She had originally felt quite sorry for wrongly accusing him, but now, haha!
Of course, you don’t agree, but someone else does!
Tengchong patted Chu Xu's shoulder and said, "Okay, kid, but my gift is much better than yours."
As he said that, he took out his gift.
Chu Xu took a closer look and immediately laughed, "Tsk, it's just a dragonfly aircraft. I thought it was something new and novel."
"You don't understand this," Tengchong said with a lewd smile, "I built a cockpit specifically for this."
"The cockpit is so impressive!" Bie Nao said disdainfully. "Tell me, which aircraft doesn't have a cockpit?"
"I don't have any!" Tengchong said righteously.
"That's because you're lazy! That's why we are still doing the string work when we go on missions, but the one who does the hard work has to wear a jumpsuit every time." Speaking of this, don't complain, because he is the one who does the hard work.
“Hahahaha…”
"Look at you, you're not too lazy to be helped!"
"Yes, it does feel sour and refreshing to be hanging. You should change it." Even a rough guy like You Hao had a lot of complaints.
"Go away... This is just a wedding, not a criticism meeting." Tengchong interrupted everyone unhappily, "There is a secret in my cabin."
Mystery? Tong You became interested. "Open it and take a look?"
Snap!
"Wow, a two-seater?" Qi Lian relied on his good physical fitness and rushed to the front, "Why is there only one seat?" A two-seater must have two seats, right?
Qi Lian scratched his head and said, "How are we supposed to sit in this seat? We can't each take half."
"Pfft..." Tong You and the others immediately understood what he meant, "How mean!"
Tengchong was shameless. "The stuff has been delivered. They can figure out how to drive it themselves. Sit, squat, lie down, hehe..."
"Can you still lie down?" Qi Lian looked incredulous.
"Ahem..." Tong You faked a cough and changed the subject, "Look at my gift."
"Yours is still worth seeing," he said directly, without any hesitation, "the power grid."
"It's useless," Tong You said, pulling out the electric grid. "The voltage here isn't high. Even if all the dormant threads are activated, it won't kill anyone. So, no one will accuse you of electrocuting your husband."
As if to comfort Yun Xiang, "If Xie Yu dares to cheat on you, use this to deal with him. At the very least, he'll be laid up for a year, and at the worst... I don't know!"
"Fuck! Are we still brothers? Are you here to attend the wedding, or to ruin it?" Xie Yu's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Although he wouldn't commit it, this thing is creepy to look at.
"Why, feeling guilty?" Chu Xu raised an eyebrow and Jin Jiaren beside him immediately added, "Are you lacking confidence in yourself?"
"..." You're awesome! Xie Yu sat down angrily.
Jin Jiamin nodded in satisfaction. "Mine isn't as messed up as theirs." He handed a notebook to Yun Xiang. "All the embarrassing things that happened to Xie Yu since he was a child are recorded here."
Is this called not mixing? Hahahaha...
Xie Yu looked hopeless and looked at Bie Nao, who was laughing the most exaggeratedly, and said, "I'm not looking forward to it at all."
"Of course you don't need to expect it, it's not for you." Don't make a fool of yourself, Xie Yu was heartbroken.
Bie Nao looked at Yun Xiang sincerely and said, "Aurora rays are too dangerous, let's not use them. We don't look for a husband just to kill him.
But I prepared a chain for you," Bie Nao swung it, "There's a circle in front. If you're in a bad mood, knock him down immediately."
...I'm sure you're here to cause trouble.
For some reason, everyone's eyes suddenly turned to You Hao. This guy must be the one with the most damaging tricks!
You Hao lived up to everyone's expectations and pulled out a miniature hovercar. Everyone immediately locked onto the cockpit—two seats! Wait, oh, that's the one in Tengchong, I misremembered it!
"There is a mechanism on the co-pilot's seat," You Hao immediately pressed the mechanism, and with a whoosh, the seat popped out several meters away.
With a crackling sound, it turned into a cage.
"If we have a disagreement, put him in a cage and drag him away." This has the same effect as what Bie Nao did. I completely doubt that Bie Nao's inspiration came from him.
…
Xie Yu grimaced in anger, "You have a grudge against me, right?"
"So lacking in confidence?"
The wedding scene almost turned into a Yufu product launch, which made Yunxiang very happy. What on earth did these people come up with? This wedding was bound to be unforgettable.
Zeng Li saw how pitiful he was and slowly took out a set of armor. "No need to say anything. Saving your life is the most important thing!"
“…Hahahaha…” Their president is amazing!
Xie Yu was speechless. "Okay, okay, now that we've given away the gifts, let's go!"
"Where are the girls?" The climax is still to come, how could they leave so easily?
The girls are much more reliable than them, and the gifts they give are very thoughtful. What does StarCraft need most? Children.
All the gifts they gave were baby-related things, including baby products, clothes, toys... and even children's physical training equipment, which seemed to be an inducement to have a baby.
The men looked disappointed when they saw this, not because of the things, but because they were not able to delay a little.
Xie Yu was very happy and wanted to send someone away.
Even though You Hao is usually rather dull, he has a lot of tricks up his sleeve. "I heard that at a wedding, the bride and groom will be teased. For the sake of our brother, I'll let the bride go. As for the groom," You Hao glanced at Xie Yu and said helplessly, "Let's keep it simple."
Xie Yu didn't dare to take it lightly, "How is it simple?"
(End of this chapter)
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