Chapter 165 The Incompetent Train
When the Bishop of Life was trying to sabotage the wedding with the oracle in his heart, he discovered that the Church of Four Seasons and the Church of the Water God had also received similar oracles.
This weighed heavily on the heart of the Life Bishop, who had originally thought this mission would be easy. He had thought it was a simple matter of disrupting a wedding, but upon seeing both the Four Seasons Church and the Water God Church issue the same oracle, he suddenly felt threatened, suspecting a conspiracy hidden within this ceremony.
Bishop of Life: "Since we have received the same oracle, let's work together to ensure success."
The other three bishops had the same view. It was better for three people to work together than to act alone. The risk was shared three ways, but the results were the same. No matter who succeeded in the end, they could all fulfill the oracle.
Bishop Mo Fanwo of the Church of Four Seasons has been here the longest. He said, "The customs and habits of this world are completely different from ours. Conventional methods may not be effective. I think we should sabotage them directly! My idea is to sneak into the newlyweds' room and destroy their wedding items."
Bishop of Life, still skeptical of Bishop Mo Fanwo's wisdom, frowned upon hearing this. "Mo Fanwo, we are a sect of the True Gods. Our words and actions represent the face of the church. Aren't you afraid of tarnishing the church's reputation by committing such thieving acts?"
The Church of Life and the Church of the Four Seasons are both churches among humans, and they mainly compete for human believers. They have had many frictions in the past, but now that they have come to the new world, they are only on the surface of harmony and are now reluctantly cooperating. However, when they saw that the Church of the Four Seasons proposed such an unreliable plan, their past prejudices immediately prevailed, and the Bishop of Life subconsciously retorted to the other party.
Although both were bishops, the Bishop of Life's status was not as high as Bishop Mo Fanwo's. He was of course unhappy to be scolded by the Bishop of Life, but the things he had encountered with tourists in recent times were much worse than this. Therefore, he did not get angry, but just snorted, "Then tell me what good ideas you have?"
The Bishop of Life did not answer immediately, but looked at the Bishop of Water God beside him. The Bishop of Water God was a big python. In order to facilitate his preaching, he reluctantly used his skills to transform into a human form. Unfortunately, he was not a Puccinator, and his transformed human form was not good-looking. It still looked like a snake. After the tourists came, they complained that this was the Uncanny Valley effect, and they dared not enter the Church of Water God anymore.
The Water God Church hadn't been able to recruit a single believer for so many days, even with its skill books open. He was just worried when he received the oracle. He was eager to complete the task assigned by the Water God immediately. Hearing this, he smiled sinisterly, "Bishop Mo Fanwo's method is indeed naive. Don't they have any spares if you destroy the wedding supplies? I see that there are plenty of resources in this new world, and they won't be short of them. This method will never ruin the wedding. How about I eat the newlyweds at the wedding? That way, no matter what, the wedding will be impossible to complete."
His proposal was met with simultaneous eyerolls from both bishops. Bishop Water God was furious, "What do you mean? Do you look down on me?"
Bishop Mo Fanwo said coldly, "It's forbidden to attack tourists in the paradise. You've been here for so many days, and you don't even know this?"
Bishop of Life: "Paradise attaches so much importance to this wedding. The couple holding the ceremony must be very important figures in this world. If we hurt them, we will probably be blasted back." After all, there are many gods in this world.
Bishop Mo Fanwo snorted, "When you say that, do you think there is any good solution?"
The Bishop of Life confidently stated his method. Mo Fanwo's ears twitched when he heard it, and then he showed a mocking expression.
So the cooperation broke down just as it started. They decided to go their own way and firmly believed that their own approach was the most effective.
Soon, the sun moved to the center of the sky, and there was still half an hour before the wedding started.
Bishop Mofanwo successfully approved his application to leave his residence to attend the ceremony due to his friendship with Sal, and he also brought Raymond with him.
Seeing how smoothly Mo Fanwo managed to lead this burden, the Bishop of Life made the same request to Thrall. Thrall asked, "Who are you? Are we related?"
Bishop of Life: "...I can bless the newcomers."
Hearing this, Thrall finally looked at him. The Bishop of Life said confidently and calmly, "I am a believer in the God of Life. I possess skills such as the Blessing of Life. Let me be the master of ceremonies for the wedding. I can guarantee that the newlyweds will have three children within a year."
Thrall: ...
Bishop Mo Fanwo laughed heartily. "Fool, this world has family planning, and the third child policy hasn't even been implemented yet!"
Bishop of Life:!!!
What a weird world this is. They control everything, including the number of eggs in other people's stomachs?
Neither the Bishop of Life nor the Bishop of Water God were accepted to leave the base. The former was not accepted because of his skills, and the latter was not accepted because of his strange appearance.
However, since it was about the oracle, they decisively ignored the rules of the paradise and secretly left the base.
The Bishop of Life's target is the City of Mischief. He plans to use his skill - Life Catalysis to make the bugs and rats in the City of Mischief grow a hundred times faster, and then eat up the decorations of the wedding venue, causing the wedding to go bankrupt.
However, just as he made a bug in front of him grow huge and turn it into a monster as big as a cow, his body suddenly felt heavy, as if something was pressing on him, suppressing his extraordinary power at the same time, forcing him to stop using his skills halfway.
He raised his head in the darkness and met Chi Xiaozhen's eyes. These eyes, which used to be filled with gentleness and tolerance, were now like two suns burning with blazing fire. "Bug, what have you changed into?"
Chi Xiaozhen's expression gradually twisted, her body trembling slightly. She actually lifted the Bishop of Life with one hand and smashed him face-down on the worm like a brick.
Bang, bang, bang, bang...
One, two, three, four... countless times, the worm had already turned into a pool of mud, and the Bishop of Life was stiff all over, with his face and clothes covered with the fragments of the worm's corpse.
Finally, Chi Xiaozhen set fire to the insect corpse. While doing this, her soul seemed to be purified, and her expression became calm and gentle again. She even patted the Bishop of Life on the shoulder and said, "I'm sorry, I just lost my composure. Did I scare you?"
The Bishop of Life was stiff all over, his eyes were wide open and his lips were trembling, but he didn't dare to make any sound.
Pope level... This is a powerful person of Pope level!
Oh my god! How could he be targeted by a powerful figure of the Pope level? Just as the Bishop of Life was trying to slip away, Chi Xiaozhen suddenly spoke up, "This is a road that the newlyweds must pass through. Are you turning into a bug here to ruin the wedding?"
Bishop of Life: ...
At the same time, several clergymen of the Church of Life used their life skills to place several puppets in the church to interact with tourists, while they themselves changed into the attire of tourists from this world and quietly left the residence.
They had long been tasked by the bishop to create unrest in the City of Pranks so that the wedding could not proceed smoothly, and they had already made a detailed plan.
Set a fake fire in the Prank City to scare away the tourists and disperse the guests; use life skills to make weeds grow wildly on the road from the Prank City to the Sky Aquarium, blocking the wedding car; capture the King of Thorns and force it to turn the newlyweds into a pair of frogs, turning the wedding into a funeral of love.
The bishop of the Water God Church also slipped out of the church headquarters. He referred to the plan of the Life Church and also put on a layer of tourist clothes and ran out. He planned to go directly into the Sky Aquarium, then transform into his original form and hide on the cloud bridge. When the newlyweds walked onto the cloud bridge, he would open his big mouth and swallow them.
Of course, he would not give the Lord of Paradise a hard time. He did not dare to kill anyone, but just let them stay in his mouth for more than ten hours until the end of today's wedding.
However, not long after Bishop Water God walked out of the residence, he was surrounded by a group of tourists. The tourists took pictures of him and talked loudly while taking pictures.
"Isn't this the NPC from the Water God Church? He looks even weirder in ordinary clothes."
"He's a snake in a snake's body. He's obviously a villain."
"He's from the Church of the Evil God, so he's a villain!"
Ignorant fools! How dare you call the Water God Church an evil god church! The Water God Bishop opened his mouth in anger and threatened the tourists instinctively, frightening some children to tears.
The parents immediately started shouting, "How could this happen! Go find the principal! Complain to him!"
The Water Bishop froze. He hadn't finished his oracle yet, and he couldn't let these tourists get to him! So he ran away.
But before he ran to the Sky Aquarium, he suddenly heard two strange voices.
"mischief!"
"The Gate of the Soul!"
With a bang, the Water God Bishop fell to the ground, his body twisted reflexively, and then turned into his original form.
His prototype was a giant yellow python, about twenty meters long and half a meter wide, with a sharp mouth and fangs, which was very scary. However, this scary prototype only appeared for less than a second before disappearing. What was left in its place was a long open-air children's train.
If only the Little Thorn King played a prank on him, he could still attack them after turning into a little train. After all, changing the form does not mean that the brain and strength will also disappear. However, the Little Thorn King's partner is the telepathic doll Ah Zhen.
It bewitched the mind of the Water God Bishop, making him mistakenly believe that he was a real children's train.
"Hey ha, damn evil god's lackey!" The Little Thorn King flew to the head of the Water God Bishop. In the past, even if it joined forces with Ah Zhen, they would not be able to control a level 30 bishop. However, in the director's paradise, as formal employees, they are protected and blessed by the paradise. With the home advantage, they can exert 200% of their own strength.
The little Thorn King was very proud of himself. He thrust his scepter into the bishop's forehead and drove him forward.
So the guests in the park who were making a fuss about complaining to the NPC saw a children's train coming from afar.
The children, in particular, were all stunned when they saw the long, slender yellow train with its large cartoon eyes and mouth. Children are naturally fascinated by such things, and they immediately forgot their recent shock and looked at this children's train with admiration.
"Children's train! Free ride! First come, first served!" The little King Thorn raised his cloak and shouted the slogan loudly.
The children became even more excited when they saw the little Thorn King. They screamed and rushed to get on the train.
"Ahhhh I want to sit behind the little king!"
"I want one too, little king!"
The children scrambled to get on the train. Every child who got a seat showed a happy expression. In the end, there were more than fifty children on the train.
It was the first time for the children to ride a train in the park, especially a train operated by the little King Thorn. Everyone was very curious and happy.
When parents see their children happy, they feel happy too.
The only one who was unhappy was the Water Bishop. He didn't quite understand. He was clearly a children's train, so why did he feel pain and even want to throw the children off when the children squeezed on and stepped on it hard?
Oh, why did I have such an idea? It is such an incompetent and heartless little train.
The Water God Bishop felt very ashamed and crawled forward with great effort under the control of the little king.
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