Chapter 57: Dog Food is Really Delicious
Xia Yan took a step back to make room for the two of them.
"Brother? Brother!!" Lu Jue smelled a familiar scent and looked up in ecstasy.
It really is his brother! Lu Jue happily held his face, kissed him, and rubbed his forehead with it, his movements very intimate.
"Brother~ Xiaolu misses you~"
The man was stunned for a moment, then a doting smile appeared on his face, "Be good, brother misses you too."
Light bulb Xia Yan pursed her lips and slowly looked away.
My goodness, where are the brother and sister? They are clearly a pair of lovers!
After swallowing hundreds of kilograms of fresh dog food, Xia Yan couldn't stand it any longer. He ran downstairs, lay down at the air-conditioning vent, and blew hard on his face, which was hot enough to roast a sweet potato.
The sweet soap opera from the 8 o'clock show at night replayed before his eyes, and Xia Yan said he couldn't stand it anymore.
The feeling through the screen and reality were two completely different things. She even felt like she saw bubbles of love floating in the air and smelled the lingering feelings between the two!
"Boss Xia...are you okay?"
Ye Qi was changing into his mother's clothes, which hung loosely on his body.
He stared at her silently for a while, wanting to remind her not to use the air conditioner like that, as it would easily catch a cold...
But Boss Xia seemed to be stimulated by something, always holding his cheeks and making strange noises...
Someone is coming!
Xia Yan almost died in front of the air conditioner.
Taking a deep breath, she put on a smile and said in a calm voice, "It's okay, you want to go out?"
Ye Qi was looking at her with hidden worry, and it seemed that there was no other problem except that her face was a little red.
"Well, I just saw a level 2 zombie nearby. Let's see if we can take care of it."
"Then go quickly."
Xia Yan's mood had fallen back to earth from the peak of the roller coaster, and he no longer felt excited.
After watching Ye Qizhen leave, she sat back on the sofa, turned on the TV and found a blind date show for middle-aged and elderly people.
The pilot film was being played at that time - in front of the camera was a 50-year-old aunt with a ramen-like hairstyle, who was introducing herself with a happy smile.
"Hello, my name is Zhang Meimei. I've been a big fan of Da Sai since I was a child. This is my only hobby, and no one can take it away from me! My ex was also very handsome, but God took my love away from me. I look forward to meeting true love on the show and walking through the second half together!"
Then the camera cuts to another aunt with long curly hair wearing a camel coat. She smiles shyly at the camera, shakes her hair slightly, coughs lightly, and speaks in a gentle voice -
"Hello everyone, my name is Gao Yan. I'm 58 years old. I own a BMW and a 500-square-meter villa. I also own two successful hot pot restaurants and earn over 10,000 yuan a day."
"As for my requirements for a partner, they're really nothing special. Besides, I don't mind a younger partner. Aren't younger people more energetic?" Aunt Gao Yan smiled and covered her mouth with her hand. She continued, "I hope he's in good shape, has a good fitness foundation, and understands fitness concepts. Maybe I'm getting older, and sometimes I feel like I'm struggling... As long as I'm interested, this 100,000 yuan is a reward, and there will be all kinds of gifts in the future!"
As Aunt Gao Yan spoke, she took out a big red envelope from her pocket. It was so bulging and very eye-catching that the camera gave it a close-up.
Xia Yan realized that he had found a treasure, and happily threw the remote control aside. He bought a chocolate sundae from the food court and ate it while watching.
When Xia Yan heard Uncle Zhang say that he was not good at doing housework and had difficulty moving around, and hoped to find a new partner to take care of him and their home, he laughed.
One foot he hopes to find a young and beautiful woman who is not interested in his retirement money, and the next foot he adds a sentence about someone who can serve him without asking for anything in return.
Xia Yan, who was planning the abacus for the end of the world, heard everything.
Uncle Zhang even boasted that his ideal type has not changed over the years, which means a man remains a boy until he dies!
Xia Yan wanted to go in and ask him how thick his skin was to let him say such shameless words?
Fortunately, the aunties are knowledgeable and experienced, and are no longer the innocent girls who were easy to deceive. They said directly, "You are paralyzed, how can we serve you? Go find a nanny!"
The old man who was confronted looked embarrassed.
Xia Yan just wanted to say well done!
To deal with such people, you have to tear off their hypocritical disguise directly. If you want to argue with them and explain the truth, you may be the biggest fool in the world.
How could a man who could say such things not know what was going on? Just like it's impossible to wake up someone who's pretending to be asleep.
Seeing the aunts leave without looking back, Xia Yan gave them crazy thumbs up.
Cool!
For a moment, Xia Yan couldn't take his eyes off the scene and expressed his full agreement with the opinions of the lovely aunts inside.
This kind of variety show is especially suitable for people with love-brained people. Watching it more can make you smarter!
Xia Yan decided that from now on, whenever there was a love-brained person in the store, she would play the video on loop!
Haha, she's so mean! But she loves it!
......
As it was getting dark, the customers started to rush back to the hotel.
As soon as I stepped through the door, I heard the sound of an interview coming from the TV and three people sitting on the sofa having a lively discussion.
"Little girl, Auntie is telling you, you must choose your man carefully in the future. Don't be deceived by his appearance. Some men are particularly good at disguising themselves! Their true colors are revealed after marriage, and some even wait until you have a baby before revealing themselves!"
"...What's the original form...a snake?"
Wang Mei looked disappointed and said anxiously, "What snake? Auntie, I mean a man's mouth—"
"Auntie, Xiaolu is still young and can't understand these." Lan Wu raised the corners of his mouth in a suitable arc, gently pulled Xiaolu into his arms, pinched her round earlobes, and looked at Wang Mei with gentle yet a little alienated eyes.
Wang Mei suddenly felt a little embarrassed and didn't dare to say more.
Lu Jue stared with wet eyes, hesitating between the two of them, not quite understanding what was going on.
Xia Yan was having a hard time holding back his laughter.
"Mom, I'm back."
Wang Mei, who was deeply embarrassed, was so happy for the first time that her son came back. "My son, you're back. Let's go upstairs and wash up before eating!"
Then she grabbed his arm and walked upstairs.
Ye Qi, not knowing what was going on, followed obediently. Perhaps it was because his mother loved him too much...
"Boss Xia, please help us change to a double room." Lan Wu retracted his gaze, took out the room card for 201 and a second-level crystal core from his pocket, and handed them to Xia Yan.
"Sister, we plan to play for a few days before going home, so I can still eat delicious food for several days!" Lu Jue jumped out of Lan Wu's arms and ran to Xia Yan, spinning around her. Her little deer antlers were very obvious among her thick hair.
Xia Yan couldn't help but stare at the furry little deer antlers, his fingers itching to move.
Lan Wu saw her intention and frowned almost imperceptibly. He stepped forward and blocked her sight without leaving a trace. After taking the room card of 304 and thanking her again, he put his arm around Lu Jue's slender waist and took her to dinner.
The child’s boyfriend is here, so you can’t touch him casually.
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