"Wei Yue!"
The scene that flashed through Jiang Yuan's mind was Wei Yue setting herself on fire. However, when he pushed open the door and rushed into the kitchen, which was filled with the smell, he froze on the spot.
A woman wearing an apron and with an oily face was stir-frying vegetables while fanning away the acrid smoke in the thick smoke.
"You're back! I'm cooking for you, it'll be ready soon!" Wei Yue was already in a flurry of activity, and this greeting completely messed up the order of things. She used the spatula to fan herself while stir-frying, and the round fan in her other hand was so exaggerated that it was stuck directly into the pot.
Jiang Yuan: "I must have opened it wrong!"
He quickly went back and closed the door, then opened it again.
"It's not an illusion!"
A sense of despair was growing within him. What was this woman doing?! Performing acrobatics?
"Ahem, sit down for a bit, I'll be done soon!"
Wei Yue coughed and spoke as she was choked, as if hygiene was completely irrelevant to her.
"You..."
At this moment, the kitchen was a complete mess, containing almost everything Jiang Yuan could imagine: a gas cylinder half blown off, pots and pans shattered all over the floor, rotten meat and vegetable scraps, oil, rice, soy sauce, vinegar, tea, and so on spilled everywhere. He couldn't imagine what this innocent kitchen had gone through in such a short time.
"I'm sorry, I don't know how to use your human race's iron canister, so it exploded. Fortunately, I have high magical power and I controlled the explosion to a negligible level."
Wei Yue seemed to understand the meaning in Jiang Yuan's eyes and began to explain one by one, "And these things are all of such poor quality. They broke like this when I used just a little force!"
Jiang Yuan: "..."
"But thankfully, I made up for all the shortcomings with my superb cooking skills, making this meaningful dinner wonderful again!" Wei Yue explained, not forgetting to praise herself.
"Thank you so much!" Jiang Yuan said with a forced smile.
"Don't mention it. You've been ordering takeout for me these past few days, so it's only right that I cook for you!" Wei Yue replied with a smile, completely oblivious to the underlying meaning in Jiang Yuan's words.
"Hurry up and make it. I'll take you home after you eat, or you'll drive me crazy!" Jiang Yuan said with a look of utter despair.
"There was a little mishap today, which made some of the dishes less than satisfactory!" Wei Yue glanced at the unappetizing dishes behind her, then had a sudden inspiration and said, "How about this, I'll prepare a female body banquet for you, guaranteeing you a visually appealing dining experience!"
"No, if you want to play, go home and play. Don't waste your talent here!" Jiang Yuan said with a headache. He didn't know if the female madwoman's female body banquet was delicious, but it would definitely lead him down a path of no return.
"How tactless!"
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