Chapter 167: Brother Monkey



No matter what other gods say, they all respect their status, but this monkey does not play by the rules at all.

To this group of gods, the monkey's status is no less than that of those naughty kids in the hearts of the lower-ranking gods such as the God of Food and the God of Land.

The difference is that these gods dare to get close to monkeys and even become brothers with them, while the lower-ranking gods dare not.

Of course, the common point is that no one dares to offend. Once you annoy this monkey, there will be endless ways to retaliate!

Just as the monkey was enjoying his meal and chatting happily with a group of gods, the first episode of the cartoon on TV ended and the second episode began.

The familiar melody sounded again: "Monkey Brother! Monkey Brother! You are really amazing..."

As soon as the monkey heard the music, his ears pricked up and he turned his head to stare at the TV!

"What is this?" Monkey asked hurriedly after seeing the picture on the TV and listening to the theme song.

A naughty kid excitedly answered, "This square thing is called a TV, and what's playing inside is called a cartoon. It's really interesting!"

"Yes! That's right! This cartoon is called Journey to the West, and it tells the story of you, Sun Wukong!"

The monkey knew that this book was about the four masters and apprentices without the kids telling him. The images depicted in the book were too obvious.

"So this is a cartoon! It's quite entertaining! I, Old Sun, want to take a look too!"

As he spoke, the monkey also began to stare at the TV and watch it with great interest.

It just started today, and the picture above is still of the monkey's unrestrained and cool posture before being suppressed.

The monkey had been a Buddha for many years, and now when he saw this, he couldn't help but recall the passion of the past. He was so excited that he casually took out a few bottles of wine and said, "Come on, come on, I'm happy today, come and have some of my monkey wine!"

As he spoke, he handed a few bottles of monkey wine to the gods at several tables, took out cups, filled them up, and started drinking.

Lan Caihe was the first to receive it. He opened it, took a sniff, and immediately exclaimed in ecstasy, "Great wine! This is definitely the best monkey wine! I, Old Xu, love nothing but wine. I've been envious of the Great Sage's monkey wine for a long time, and today I've finally gotten my wish!"

As he spoke, he took out his cup, filled it up, and drank it all in one gulp.

The gods were even more excited when they heard this. Who is Lan Caihe? He is definitely the pinnacle of the winemaking industry. They have been coveting this good wine for so long, so they must try it!

The gods were intoxicated by the aroma of the wine and quickly filled their cups one by one, completely forgetting their dissatisfaction with the monkey for stealing their food to the point of thirty-three heavens.

For a moment, the hall was filled with the aroma of wine. Yu Wuwei felt a little dizzy just by smelling it, so he had to secretly practice the Changchun Jue to dispel the drunkenness.

The monkey was quite loyal. Seeing Yu Wuwei behind the counter, he jumped over and took out a bottle of monkey wine and handed it to him, saying, "My friend Wuming, your restaurant is great. Not only are the dishes delicious, but the cartoons are also very interesting. I haven't been this happy in years. This bottle is for you. Let's drink together!"

Yu Wuwei quickly shook his head and said, "I appreciate Fellow Daoist Sun's kindness, but I've been practicing a certain technique lately. I can't drink alcohol until I've mastered it, or all my efforts will be wasted. I'm afraid I won't be able to get drunk with Fellow Daoist Sun."

Are you kidding me? Can I drink this? I almost fell to the ground just by smelling the aroma of the wine. If I really drink a sip of this, I will have to sleep for three days and three nights!

Monkey wine is good, but you absolutely cannot accept it at this time!

The monkey was very disappointed when he heard this, but there was no reason to take back something that had been given away.

And he was really happy today. He hadn't eaten anything new for a long time after the separation between immortals and mortals. He was almost tired of eating even the fruits from the mountains. But today he ate such delicious new dishes, how could he not be excited.

Not only that, the cartoon also made him feel very emotional, and he couldn't help but reminisce every little detail of the past.

He had never thought that his glorious deeds would be passed down in this way, which really made him excited.

The Buddhists talk about cause and effect. The monkey knew that all of this was caused by the restaurant owner in front of him, so of course he had to thank the owner, so he spoke again:

"In that case, I won't force you. But since I'm giving this wine to you, my friend, it's yours. Lest others accuse me of being stingy. Keep it for now, my friend, and drink it after you've mastered your cultivation technique."

Yu Wuwei's heart suddenly burned with anger when he heard this. Although he had refused just now, he had no choice but to do so. After all, with his current small body, he would not be able to get up if he drank a sip of this monkey wine.

But this doesn't mean that he didn't covet the monkey wine. Even when he refused it just now, he felt regretful and secretly sighed that he had no chance to have the monkey wine. He didn't expect that this monkey was so loyal.

He also knew Monkey's personality. If he refused, it would be an insult to him. So he didn't refuse anymore. He took the Monkey Wine and said, "Since that's the case, I can't refuse Brother Sun's kindness. But I can't take advantage of this either. Today, Brother Sun's purchases will be free of charge!"

The monkey also said thank you and returned to the group of gods to drink, eat and watch cartoons!

Yu Wuwei was very excited when he saw the monkey wine in his hand. This was Monkey Brother’s monkey wine!

If Lan Caihe and Xu Jie's Blue Wine series is the authority of Three Realms Valley wine, then Monkey Brother's Monkey Wine series is definitely the pinnacle of fruit wine!

Of course, what is in front of us is just Monkey Wine, not the highest grade fruit wine. The most amazing one is Monkey King Wine, which can only be brewed by Monkey King.

But the Monkey King Wine is exclusive to the Monkey King, and no one else can enjoy it except Monkey King himself. The pot of Monkey Wine in front of him is second only to the Monkey King Wine, and Yu Wuwei is quite satisfied.

If Wu Gujing saw or smelled this thing, he would definitely jump up and down, but Yu Wuwei didn't plan to take it out. There were not many of this top-notch fruit wine, and he only had this one bottle, so he decided to leave it for his family.

Yu Wuwei was excited looking at the newly acquired wine, while people in the lobby were also having a great time drinking it.

These gods are usually bored to death, and it has been a long time since they have been so lively.

Today, the arrival of the monkey and the delicious food and wine aroused their long-lost passion. For a while, they toasted each other, chatted with each other, and laughed and talked happily.

The monkey got so drunk that he started shouting along with the cartoon's theme song: "Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! You're amazing..."

Yu Wuwei suddenly felt that it was completely unbearable. Brother, you can eat, drink, have fun and make noise as you like, but you can't torture my ears like this!

Can you sing with your voice? Can you tell me which word of this song you sang is in tune?

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