After the gods got the dictionary, they began to study it carefully.
However, they do not have the monkey's golden eyes and cannot see as quickly. Moreover, the magic power is restricted here, so it will take them a long time to fully learn here.
When the gods and immortals were about to go out and use their magic power to remember, the immortal spoke again.
Yu Wuwei said, "Everyone, most of the words here are familiar to everyone from a dictionary. Of course, there are some individual words and symbols that are not in the dictionary. I will teach them to you directly here."
"Uh! How many are left? Boss, fellow immortal, stop hiding it and teach me all quickly!" The most anxious one this time was Monkey. He had read the entire dictionary, and when he heard that there were still some words he didn't know, he naturally became even more worried.
Yu Wuwei waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, Fellow Daoist Sun. There are only a few dozen of them. I'll tell you all, and I'll finish in a quarter of an hour."
After hearing this, the gods did not rush out to learn the language. They could still wait for a quarter of an hour, so they first wrote down the characters and symbols that were not in the dictionary.
Afterwards, Yu Wuwei used the display screen of the karaoke machine as a teaching board to explain Arabic numerals and various symbols to the group of gods.
The students were all enlightened gods, all of them were extremely wise. They remembered everything Yu Wuwei said after just one time.
After Yu Wuwei finished teaching, he said, "Okay, now all of you Daoists can recognize all the characters here. From now on, you don't have to ask me to order songs. I'm going to go back now."
Yu Wuwei turned around and prepared to go back, then paused before turning back and saying, "Our restaurant is open again today. You can go over and order whatever you want to eat."
It would have been fine if Yu Wuwei hadn't said anything, but as soon as he mentioned ordering food, they all suddenly felt a little hungry.
After a day and night of fun, they felt a little tired. Now was the time to have some delicious food, which was a real treat!
As soon as Yu Wuwei finished speaking, all the gods responded and followed Yu Wuwei back to the restaurant, some ordering dishes and some choosing skewers.
In the restaurant, the God of Cookery was surrounded by a group of children with a bitter face, and was almost scared to tears. When he saw Yu Wuwei coming back with a group of fairies, he immediately came out to greet them as if he had seen a savior.
Oh my God, Jade Emperor, please come back. The aura of these little ancestors is too strong, and I, a small god, can’t handle it!
"What's going on?" Yu Wuwei frowned. Could it be that these naughty kids' butts are itchy again?
When the bunch of naughty kids saw that Yu Wuwei was back and finally stopped pestering the God of Cookery, they all ran over excitedly and looked at Yu Wuwei with anticipation.
"Master, um, are you still going to play the cartoon today?"
"Yeah, we're very well behaved. Look, we didn't even touch this little food god. Please play some cartoons for us!"
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After listening to the naughty kids' chatter, Yu Wuwei realized that these naughty kids came to see that he was not there and the cartoons were not being played, so they became anxious.
After I go out, the God of Cookery is the boss and he has to be involved in everything.
But how could he control these naughty kids? If he wasn't the temporary person in charge, he would have run away as far away as possible.
He doesn't know how to play cartoons, and the naughty kids are bothering him. It would be strange if he doesn't want to cry!
Yu Wuwei nodded: "Everyone go back and sit down!"
As soon as the immortal spoke, the naughty child did not dare to disobey and went back to sit upright.
Yu Wuwei picked up the remote control and turned on the cartoon. He no longer cared about the naughty kids and ordered two waiters to clean up the next room and collect the cups, plates and other things and wash them!
Afterwards, the gods began to order food. For them, the most important thing now was to have a delicious meal.
After ordering the dishes, the gods chatted and discussed songs. As for the monkey, he became nostalgic and watched Journey to the West with a group of children.
However, what made Yu Wuwei miserable was that whenever the opening theme song of an episode sounded, Monkey would immediately open his throat and sing loudly, completely ignoring Yu Wuwei's frown.
Fortunately, those two minutes passed by with some patience, and Yu Wuwei didn't get angry. However, he had already made up his mind: next time, I can't change the cartoons randomly, I must be selective, and I will never play anything about monkeys, which is too damn torturous for my ears.
Soon, various dishes were served and the gods began to eat them.
The monkey also gave up singing and started to eat heartily.
Yu Wuwei was no longer tortured by the singing and his mood improved. He opened his phone and chatted with the young lady.
The gods enjoyed the meal to their heart's content, and Yu Wuwei also had a great time flirting with the girls. Both the host and the guests were in great joy.
However, while eating, the monkey suddenly sighed. Seeing this, the gods were very puzzled and asked what happened.
The monkey said, "Alas! What a shame! Such delicious food and such a wonderful atmosphere! I've drunk all my monkey wine. It's a pity to have food but no wine!"
Speaking of wine, Lan Caihe also sighed and agreed: "What the Great Sage said is true. I drank all the wine I brought yesterday. Not only is there no wine for this delicious food now, but even if I sing in KTV, I still feel that I can't reach the peak of passion!"
The gods and immortals thought it made perfect sense, but they had already drunk all the good wine, and it would be hard for them to swallow any ordinary, inferior immortal wine!
But let them go back and get it. In such a good atmosphere, no one wants to leave.
Yu Wuwei had just coaxed the little sister to sleep, and was bored when he heard their conversation and his heart moved.
When it comes to singing and drinking in KTV, our modern beer is the best!
Since they can’t get enough of dishes they’ve never eaten, will they also be amazed by wines they’ve never drunk?
Thinking of this, Yu Wuwei immediately made a decision to give it a try first.
He stood up and walked to the refrigerator, opened the door, and directly brought over a few bottles of beer. Then he took out a few large bowls and handed them to the group of gods.
"You were talking about wine just now. I have a new wine that's perfect for karaoke. I wonder if it would suit you."
When wine was mentioned, the gods' eyes lit up.
Especially Lan Caihe, who is also a wine lover. When he heard that it was new wine, he was even more excited as if he had seen his father who had been separated from him for many years.
The monkey was also impatient: "What are you waiting for, Boss Daoist? Fill up quickly!"
Yu Wuwei did not delay and opened the bottle cap with one hand. Immediately, a cool aroma of wine wafted out. Lan Caihe knew that this was a wine he had never seen before. Even the brewing method was different from the brewing methods he knew, which made him even more excited.
Yu Wuwei immediately filled a large bowl with wine, and the monkey immediately picked it up and drank it in one gulp. Then he burped frequently and shouted, "Great! Great! Give me another bowl!"
The monkey had never tasted such refreshing wine before. It didn’t make him drunk, but it made him feel refreshed, and it made him feel like he was reliving the carefree pleasure of the time when he made havoc in Heaven!
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