Forgive my lack of education and limited knowledge, but may I ask what is "Niu Bragging"?
Yu Wuwei thought so and asked the question in this way.
A group of gods showed hesitation on their faces. It was really hard to say.
"What's there to be embarrassed about? Isn't it just the place where the old cow used to store its urine?" The monkey interjected, "I heard that this football is supposed to be strong and elastic, and it's inflated in the middle, so I just thought of this thing. Speaking of strength, nothing beats the old cow's tough skin and thick flesh!"
Yu Wuwei's mouth twitched when he heard the monkey's words. He obviously understood why the gods had such an indescribable expression.
Brother Monkey, you have become a Buddha and a god, why are you still doing this business?
You stole parts from someone else's body and used them as a ball, and I'm going to beat you up! Who wouldn't be angry about this, let alone the Bull Demon King? Even if it's a body you shed before, you can't do that!
The football they are so popular for is made of parts from their own body, and they are kicking their own thing. Just thinking about it makes me feel like I've eaten fly shit.
"I wonder who blew this thing up?" Yu Wuwei asked subconsciously.
It goes without saying, whoever brings it back gets to brag about it!
No one said this explicitly, but looking at the looks of the gods, you could tell it was definitely the bravest one.
Yu Wuwei secretly gave Monkey Brother a thumbs-up. "Monkey Brother, you're awesome! You're truly awesome! I'm sure no one would object to you being the greatest braggart in heaven and earth, right? In this respect, I admit defeat!"
The monkey looked nonchalant. He even dared to tease Tathagata who had defeated him, so how could he care about a Bull Demon King?
He immediately said anxiously, "Boss, now that we have a football, why don't we quickly build a football field? I, Old Sun, have long wanted to see what the tricks are to playing football."
"If this thing is really interesting, then it's worth it for me to fight for it. Tomorrow I'll go to the Bodhisattva and call Shancai Tongzi over to play with him!"
Yu Wuwei: ...
Gods and Immortals: ...
Are you being mean, monkey? You let a son kick his father's thing. Do you think any deity who has attained Buddhahood could come up with such a wicked thing? Aren't you afraid that the Bodhisattva will come to the Sandalwood Merit Buddha for tea and a chat?
As the gods' mouths twitched, a shout from children could be heard in the distance: "Zhao Tianju, you bastard, how dare you plot against me! Watch the game!"
Then there was a loud "bang".
"Wow! I already told you it wasn't me! Which bastard is framing me? Daddy's right, you're a bunch of hypocrites! Go back!"
Then another "bang" was heard, and the sound was getting closer and closer.
"As soon as I got hit, you bastard came out from over there. My friends can testify to that. Who else could it be but you? I'll kick you!"
There was a loud bang, followed by a group of people shouting, "That's right! It must be you!"
"Bah! If you want to fight, stop making excuses! You're a bunch of colluded hypocrites! I have my friends here to testify that I didn't do anything. It's clearly you who's looking for trouble! Kick!"
"Bang!"
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Yu Wuwei heard the sound getting closer and closer but could not see into the depths of the clouds. The gods next to him looked into the distance with different expressions.
Jin Zha, Lei Zhenzi and other gods are obviously glaring at Zhao Gongming. You are a bunch of hypocrites!
Zhao Gongming, Wen Zhong and others were not to be outdone. The children of hypocrites are also hypocrites!
A group of neutral gods watched the joke, some covered their mouths to hold back their laughter, and some were like monkeys who watched the fun without caring about the trouble, and they just needed to cheer them on.
The only one who frowned was Taibai Jinxing. He was the guy ordered by the Jade Emperor to discipline and restrain the naughty kids. Now that a fight was about to break out right before their eyes, it would be strange if he was in a good mood.
As the sound got closer, Yu Wuwei finally saw two gangs of naughty kids coming out of the clouds. The leaders were Li Tianhe and Zhao Tianju. They were fighting back and forth. He kicked the ball in the face, and the other one kicked it back in the face.
A group of friends nearby were cheering for their side. The two sides were on the verge of a fight, glaring at each other. A long-awaited large-scale battle was about to break out.
Peacemaker Taibai Jinxing saw that things were not going well and immediately stepped forward: "Hey, you little troublemakers, stop making trouble! This place is not for you to fight each other!"
"Stop immediately! The Immortal is here too. Tell us what happened and let the Immortal judge the situation! Don't fight!"
A bunch of naughty kids looked over when they heard what was said. Seeing that the immortal was indeed looking at them, with their parents beside them, they felt a little scared and stopped arguing and ran forward one by one.
They didn't want to fight. They had already reached a tacit understanding that they would not engage in a large-scale melee. After all, the Jade Emperor had issued an edict on this matter and they had lost face.
Secondly, there is no more fighting near the Daxian Restaurant. This is a public area for them to watch cartoons and it is also the only peaceful area. Once you enter here, there is only one purpose - cartoons.
For this common goal, they put their personal grudges aside temporarily. After all, fights can be started at any time, but cartoons cannot be watched at any time.
But today, for some reason, I was suddenly attacked, and the other party refused to admit it, so I started making a fuss.
Seeing a group of naughty kids approaching, Yu Wuwei asked, "What's going on? Why are you making trouble again?"
When a group of naughty kids saw the immortal asking questions, they thought they had finally found the one in charge and rushed to answer.
In the end, Li Tianhe spoke out quickly: "Master, please judge for yourself. My friends and I made an appointment to come and watch cartoons today. We were almost there when suddenly... Oh, that's the ball..."
Pointing at the football on the ground, he said, "It came right at me, almost making my nose bleed. Then Zhao Tianju and his gang showed up. Who else could it be if not them?"
"Yes, only they can do such a thing!"
"That's right, they are the only ones in Heaven who have grudges against us. Who else could it be besides them?"
After Li Tianhe finished speaking, a group of friends behind him also came out to testify indignantly.
"That's not true!" Zhao Tianju quickly argued. "My friends and I were just there to watch cartoons. We didn't do anything wrong. We just got there and saw Li Tianhe and his gang holding the ball and saying we were attacking him. They even kicked the ball towards me, trying to hit me in the face! I, Zhao Tianju, am an upright person and would never do anything sneaky or sneaky! It's obvious that this bunch of hypocrites colluded to frame us!"
"Yes, they are really bad. They framed us just to stir up trouble!"
"Yes, my father also said that they are all hypocrites. They must have colluded with each other all along!"
Zhao Tianju also has quite a few supporters.
After hearing this, all the gods understood what was going on and looked at Yu Wuwei in unison. This was caused by you, Immortal. Let's see what you can do about it.
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