Just as I was thinking about it, there was suddenly a noise outside. It sounded like a group of children talking about something.
Gradually the voices became clearer, and Yu Wuwei could vaguely hear a few words of conversation:
"Hey, Zhao Tianju, is this the restaurant that Lei Pishan mentioned? I didn't expect there really is a restaurant here!"
"Yeah, we didn't see any restaurants here when we were playing here before! How come there is a restaurant here all of a sudden?"
"I don't know either, but I heard that this restaurant has hot pot!"
"Yeah, we didn't make it to the Peach Banquet two days ago. I heard the new hot pot is delicious. Niu Tongtong showed off this meal when she came back. I want to try it today too."
…
Soon, a group of five or six-year-old children walked in, both boys and girls, each wearing a colorful bellyband and lotus skirt, looking at Yu Wuwei's restaurant in surprise.
Finally, the older kid, about six or seven years old, stood up and looked up at Yu Wuwei with a scornful expression. He asked arrogantly, "Hey! Do you have hot pot here?"
Holy shit, are all the naughty kids in Heaven so arrogant? Every time they enter, they have such a defiant expression and such a haughty tone! Yu Wuwei grumbled inwardly.
"Yes, I do sell hot pot here." Yu Wuwei said expressionlessly.
"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up! Can't you see we can't wait any longer?"
"You hairy god, if you have it, why are you dragging your feet? Why don't you just give it to us right away?"
…
Hearing that there was hotpot here, the kids' eyes lit up and they started talking in unison to urge us to come.
Because they were too naughty, their parents were afraid that they would go and break up the Peach Banquet, so none of them were taken to it, and as a result, none of them had ever eaten hot pot.
After hearing their peers who had been there bragging about it, they were already extremely envious.
"Sit there and wait!" Yu Wuwei pointed to the dining table in the lobby and turned to walk towards the kitchen.
You bunch of naughty kids, just wait and see, I’m going to beat your butts to pieces!
After yesterday's incident of the thunder striking the mountain, Yu Wuwei understood that these naughty kids were the local bullies and problem children of Heaven, who did nothing but act lawless and domineering all day long.
He also likes to bully God very much. When he sees something he likes, he wants to snatch it away and take it for free without paying.
I guess there will be a group of people who will dine and freeload later.
Let’s see how I’ll deal with you if you can’t come up with the money!
Although Yu Wuwei felt itchy when he saw these arrogant kids, he was a kindhearted person after all, and he couldn't spank them for no reason. If they ate and ate for free later, then Yu Wuwei would have a legitimate reason to teach them a lesson!
Yu Wuwei held the double-flavored hot pot and thought sinisterly.
After preparing the hot pot and arranging all the dipping sauces and ingredients, Yu Wuwei ignored them and sat back at the counter, waiting for them to kick their butts in a while, and then he would openly beat them to pieces!
The naughty kids' attention was directly attracted by the aroma of the hot pot in front of them. They all stared at the hot pot and did not notice the way Yu Wuwei was staring at their little butts.
Then, I don’t know who started to use the chopsticks first, but a group of naughty kids started to put the food in and pick up the dishes.
"Well, this hot pot is really delicious. No wonder Niu Tongtong and the others always show off to us. Now we can have a taste of it too. Let's see how they show off even more!"
"That's right, ahh ...
"Let's have the clear soup first and then the red soup, so it won't be so spicy!"
"Hey, Wen Zijue, I put this little steamed bun in there first. If you want to eat it, go ahead and eat it yourself. Don't grab it from me!"
"Hmph! Don't tell anyone what's going on. Xuan Lingling, you just ate my sausage!"
Yu Wuwei: “…”
Are the children in heaven so noisy nowadays?
Amidst the noisy eating, drinking and chattering of a group of naughty kids, Yu Wuwei’s food was finally gone!
The naughty kids were naturally not satisfied with their meal. They quickly looked at Yu Wuwei and shouted, "Hey, hey, hey! You hairy god, there's no more food. Hurry up and serve!"
"Yeah, I'm just trying to fill my stomach. Serve the food quickly!"
Yu Wuwei replied expressionlessly, "This restaurant has a rule that all ingredients are sold in limited quantities! You've already had your fill and can't eat any more! Why would a child eat so much? Aren't you afraid of indigestion? Hurry up and pay the bill and leave!"
The group of naughty kids were enjoying their meal, so how could they possibly agree to not eat anymore? They all got angry.
"What did you say? We were enjoying our meal and you dared to say you don't want to eat anymore?"
"Exactly. How dare you, a hairy god, be so disrespectful to us? You didn't even bother to eat when there was food available. Are you really that bold?"
"Hurry up and serve us some food. I'll spare you the punishment this time, considering it's your first offense and that you provided us with such delicious hot pot!"
"Yes, otherwise we will freeze you and bury you in the Spirit Swamp for a hundred years, letting those loaches and earthworms crawl all over your body!"
"No, I'd better strip him and throw him in a thorn forest and prick him with thorns for a hundred years!"
…
A bunch of naughty kids opened their eyes wide and angrily and threatened Yu Wuwei to prepare the food immediately. The punishment methods were so varied that Yu Wuwei couldn't help but complain that these naughty kids had nothing to do all day long and were just trying to mess with those little gods and fairies under them.
But Yu Wuwei naturally wouldn't take these threats seriously. After all, you are now in his restaurant. You can't use any magic or magic weapons. You are just a bunch of mortal kids. You can't do anything to him!
Yu Wuwei's face darkened as he spoke, "Rules are rules. When I say limited sales, it's limited sales. That's all I'm selling you today. Pay up and leave quickly. Come back tomorrow if you want more!"
"Hey! Since we were born, no 'hairy' god has dared to speak to us in such a tone. How dare you, a mere lowly god, be so arrogant? Take my punch!"
The eldest child, Zhao Tianju, was immediately furious. For so many years, they had gotten whatever they wanted. Every god in Heaven had to curry their favor, even paying them small gifts as protection money. And now, there was a god even more arrogant than them, daring to be so rude to these mountain kings!
Zhao Tianju immediately glared at Yu Wuwei, clenching his fist and punching him. He believed that this punch would definitely make this little hairy man in front of him pee and poop.
However, he was shocked the next moment. Not only him, but the naughty kids who came with him were all so shocked that they opened their jaws wide and couldn't speak!
Yu Wuwei walked straight forward, grabbed Zhao Tianju by the back of the collar and lifted him up. No matter how he struggled, he couldn't get free!
"Oh no! What happened to my magic power? Why can't I use my magic power?"
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