01 (Favored by the Planet's Will)
My name is Gu Xinghe, and I began to develop self-awareness when I was one year old.
My father's name is Gu An. He was only nineteen years old and a sophomore in college when I was born.
Oh~ In Longguo dialect, he was eaten by my mother Si Hong, an old cow.
I don’t understand what other girls are thinking, but as for me, I can only say that the food is delicious!
Thanks to my mother's early action and my father's support, I was born.
The happiest thing for me so far is being able to attend my parents’ wedding.
Unfortunately, I am still too small to be a flower girl, so I can only watch my aunt He Xinyan stand out.
My father Gu An has a physique that attracts fish, my mother has extremely high fighting power, and both of them are second-generation officials and rich people.
I inherited my father's good looks and my mother's royal aura. I was born in Rome.
The world is so big that I can roam freely.
When I was three years old, my parents took me to a deserted island in the Pacific for vacation. It was said that my father almost lost his life in exchange for that Frankenstein monster named Jason. There were secrets hidden under the island that were also related to me.
The deserted island is not actually deserted. There is a magnificent castle on the island as well as complete facilities and daily necessities.
One night, my parents left me in another room. Why did they leave me in another room? Because they were busy making babies.
Maybe he was afraid that I would be lonely.
I'm also afraid that they'll be lonely.
In the middle of the night, I felt a call from some kind of person, and my mind was involuntarily connected to the deep underground of the island. There was a platform surrounded by blue fluorescent light. When I opened my eyes again, my body appeared directly on the empty rock platform underground.
There were countless blue fluorescent lakes around me that I couldn't understand. I was too small and couldn't see the end even if I stood up and stood on tiptoe.
I'm not afraid, because there's no use being afraid.
Fake, okay I was a little scared and almost peed myself. You can laugh at me here, after all, I was only three years old.
You laugh at me for not being able to wet my diapers, and I laugh at you for not being able to urinate completely.
Aunt Xiao taught me since I was little: If someone respects me an inch, I will respect him an inch. I think there is nothing wrong with that.
Sorry, I'm a small person and talk a lot.
That's getting off topic.
At that time, I saw countless blue silk threads slowly rising from the lake, flying towards me and surrounding me.
I felt like I was trapped in a ball of yarn, and then I felt like I was moving with the yarn as if I were falling into the water and sinking.
Mom, I'm only three years old. They say you can tell a person's future by looking at him when he's three, but why is it that they don't know anything about me?
Precocious children also have troubles. When other children encounter such situations, they will just cry out of fear.
And I am not only afraid, but also afraid of dying too ugly.
I was having all sorts of random thoughts, like, should I be buried in the ground or at sea?
For example, should I go back on the night of the Ghost Festival?
It’s so deep. It would probably take until the Mid-Autumn Festival for me to climb up with my short legs. Then it would seem out of place for me to appear on the street.
I have no recollection of what happened afterwards. When I woke up the next morning, I was still in the room in the castle.
My father came to check the room early in the morning and found that I was not there, so he went out to look for me. He searched the entire castle but couldn't find me. He anxiously woke up my mother.
The two of them ran to my room. My mother first stared at the empty bed in a daze, then turned around and told him not to worry, as her son would not be lost.
Even if she took a step back, after working overtime last night, she suddenly felt like she was pregnant again! Or twins.
My father was excited and hugged my mother and kissed her.
The two of them were inseparable, like two pieces of plaster stuck together, making a crackling sound when they were pulled apart.
I just appeared suddenly, sat on the bed and watched them quietly.
If I had to offer some advice, I think my dad should close his eyes when kissing.
The book says that the experience will be better for both parties, but what if the person is too ugly?
My dad didn't let go of my mom until she was running out of oxygen. I could tell he was really surprised. Maybe I was really surprised.
"I told you that our son wouldn't be lost, why are you making such a fuss?" Si Hong hugged her husband's neck and hung on him coquettishly.
"I've been looking for him for a long time but couldn't find him. Where did this brat come from?" Gu An hugged his wife with one hand, scratched his head, and glared at his son.
"Mom and Dad, please go away. I sleepwalked all night and didn't sleep. I'm not hungry for the time being, so please don't disturb my rest." I haven't tolerated their bad habits since I was one year old and could speak. I rolled my eyes and started to chase them away.
Whoever likes to eat dog food can eat it.
Since then, I would often disappear for no reason at night and then appear randomly in various parts of the world, occasionally in another world, and then return to the room at dawn.
I tried to resist this damn random time travel, such as tying myself to the head of the bed, the solid wooden wardrobe, and even locking myself to the load-bearing wall of the house with iron chains, but it was useless.
Maybe I'm too young, so I really can't use it for anything other than peeing.
It wanted me to leave, whether I was holding onto the bed or the wall, and to pack up and go.
As I get older, I'll slowly figure out some patterns and be able to control the time and place of my travels. It's a fun way to have fun.
When I was ten years old, I skipped school and went to the first grade of Beijing No. 1 Middle School.
I actually taught myself everything from junior high school to high school. When I told my parents about it, they praised me for my promising career while also advising me to learn from my mistakes. You should do things your age should allow, like learning to be naughty.
After careful consideration, I blacked out the names of the girls in my class who had confessed their feelings for me in the love letters they sent me and distributed them to other boys. Since they were so young and didn't learn their lessons well, I would be their matchmaker.
When the winter vacation came, I was awarded an honorary title: Lao Liu.
Okay.
I plan to spend my winter vacation in a different world that is completely different from the modern technological world on Earth. It is very interesting there. I have been observing for a long time that there is a peerless old man with five apprentices who like to sleep in coffins.
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