Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Inflation Diaper Crisis**
The rice jars in the Ministry of Revenue's granary suddenly began tap dancing, shaking Sibao's newly stacked silver ingots into lumps. Sanbao rushed into the bank, clutching a milk bottle emitting sparks from abacus beads: "Mom! The price of salt is going up on Douyin! They say a bag of salt can be exchanged for three diapers signed by the Northern Wei crown prince!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the price report and found that the figures in the account book were twisted into a barrage: [Cabbage: This palace has been promoted to LV.5 luxury goods] [Copper coins: My family, I am torn]
The poisonous tongue system suddenly popped out a holographic pacifier:
- Market signs scroll "House price = baby crib price"
- The weight spontaneously performed the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance" to tamper with the weight
- The most outrageous thing is the salt merchant, who put gold-studded diapers on the salt bags
- A rice shop owner lamented on livestream: "They're using my rice jar to pickle sauerkraut!"
"Economic diabetes insipidus detected," the system displayed a soothing doll icon, "Starting Baby Economics 3.0!" The Ministry of Revenue lobby transformed into a giant crawling mat.
Sibao's dragon horn scanned the datalink: "Inflation index = thickness of Daddy's coffee grounds x 27!" Before he could finish his words, a salt merchant with a glowing diaper on his head rushed in: "Empress! The Northern Wei is using milk powder to manipulate our salt futures!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a silver note: "Young master, Kun position..." Twenty-eight mechanical accountants emerged from the ground, with the abacus engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th civilized economic experiment].
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**Section 2: The Cute Baby Financial Storm**
"This situation needs to be regulated..." The Minister of Revenue had just taken out his abacus when Sibao suddenly emitted a holographic rattle: "Original tool detected, bound to the blockchain pacifier system!"
The hardcore operation of the childcare system subverts the government and the opposition:
- Sanbao uses diaper moisture sensors to monitor price fluctuations
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a 5G price scanner (the price of cabbage automatically generates a children's song)
- The system pours AD calcium milk into the treasury (copper coins appear with the "Drink more milk, less anxiety" emoji)
- Erbao puts a glowing baby tooth bracelet on the tax collector (playing "Dig, Dig" while collecting taxes)
"The latest regulatory plan!" The system switched to a lullaby voice: [According to the host's profligacy index, the rocking car monetary policy is activated] The holographic screen popped up:
- Gold ingots transform into teething biscuits
- Salt tax converted into piano sheet music for "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
- Inflation is absorbed by diapers
Suddenly, the granary exploded into a rain of popcorn, and the mechanical accountant popped up a warning: [The 27th economic experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the mechanical arm, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was bound by 27 economic formulas, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Financial Management Day".
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**Section 3: Holographic Daddy Wallet**
As the mechanical accountant started the reset process, Sibao suddenly pulled out his electronic piggy bank: "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's New Year's money!"
The system suddenly blue screens and throws money:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a "raise high" price curve (food prices automatically plummet)
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Monitor (male protagonist saves coins VR late at night)
- Mo Dao raises the glowing bottle flag (the salt bags collectively shed their golden diapers)
- 100,000 account books sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?" and turned into a budget list
Mechanical accounting systems crashed en masse, and abacus beads became pacifiers. A star-studded childcare surveillance system emerged from a rice jar—the male protagonist used gold ingots to build blocks for the four infants, each inscribed with the words "Father's love is hard currency."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the market shrank into a children's supermarket toy store. Sibao fished out a quantum milk bottle from the pile of money, and the scale showed the lunar trading port: "Daddy said that every coin is in the shape of love for you~"
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