Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: Cosmic-Scale Baby Crying Crisis**
When Dad's leg hair was frozen by the Financial Court, the galactic nursery erupted in a sudden cry: "Wow!" The sound waves shattered the bottle supply stations on twenty-seven planets, and a stream of strawberry-flavored tears seeped out of the void cracks. The fragments of the pacifier necklace sounded the ultimate alarm: "Detected the collective crying of ten trillion infants and toddlers! Cause: Copyright dispute over a cosmic lullaby!"
Sanbao's beads floated in the flood of tears: "Disaster Analysis: Grandma Tiandao secretly printed pirated copies of 'Lullaby' cassettes!" Sibao's dragon horn scanned a scene of despair:
- The black hole turns into a giant pacifier and leaks milk crazily
- Supernova explodes into fluorescent milk bottle fragments
- The worst hit is Earth, which was swept into the Milky Way sewer by the tear flood (stuck on the "Diaper Recycling Station" sign)
Mommy grabbed the moldy Tai Chi diaper and said, "Set up the formation! Use the family firewall to divert the flow!" The moment the diaper was unfolded:
- Mold spots turned into a QR code for help: "Scan the code to donate my dad's leg hair to disaster relief"
- Sutures automatically disassemble into interstellar climbing ropes
- Grandma Tiandao held up a sign amidst waves of tears: "Turn yourself in! I used the proceeds from piracy to buy anti-hair loss wigs!"
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**Section 2: Snot Bubble Ark Project**
When the flood of tears engulfed the last space milk station, Sibao suddenly blew out an epic snot bubble: "Pulu!"
The bubble swelled up into a transparent ark when it encountered tears:
- The boat is studded with anti-flatulence valves from monk's milk bottles as portholes
- The paddle blades are woven from my dad's plucked leg hair
- At the bow of the boat stood the "fishing rod for lulling me to sleep" that my mother had carved with a broken sword.
"Boarding orders!" Dad held Sibao on his neck: "Target: Galaxy Sewer! Mission: Fish the Earth back!"
The Ark crashed into the vortex of tears, and the three treasures beads formed a navigation device:
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Escape routes:
↑ Across the Wig Trash Belt (Grandma's Pirated Stolen Goods)
→ Avoid the sonic boom area (requires four treasures to improvise B-Box to fight)
↓ Ultimate Challenge:
Fishing the Earth (Bait: Dad's Last Dignity)
```
The monk's milk bottle sprayed poop propellant at the stern of the boat: "Union sponsorship! Enough fuel!" Suddenly, a sonic boom shattered the porthole, and ten trillion cries condensed into a giant hand grabbing the Ark!
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**Section 3: Fishing Ball to Save the World**
When the howling giant hand crushed the propeller, Mommy threw out the fishing rod to lull her to sleep: "Sibao! Sing the finale song!"
Sibao stepped on his father's bald head and started singing:
- The first "Ah~": Sonic boom giant hands do square dance
- Second "Oh~": The tear vortex turns into a children's swimming pool
- Third crack: The galactic sewers are spewing out Earth!
The hook snagged the Great Wall bricks on the globe with pinpoint accuracy. Dad knelt and offered the ultimate bait—a gold-rimmed "Good Dad Certificate": "Take the bait, ancestor!"
Certificate of water entry:
- The Earth suddenly opened its eyes to the continental map
- The Pacific Ocean sprayed out a lifeline from its nostrils, entangling the Ark
- Atlantic Mouth yelled: "Hurry up! My breakfast is getting cold!"
When Sibao was pulling in his fishing rod with all his strength, the howling giant hand grabbed him again! At the critical moment, 100,000 monks' milk bottles collectively exploded:
- The bottle shatters into stars and the safety belt binds the earth
- Milk solidifies into AD calcium milk buffer layer
- The debris from the nozzle formed a barrage: [My dear, I will pay off my loan! I will be a Sibao baby bottle in my next life!]
The Earth tumbled back to its original orbit. On the deck of the Ark, Dad held the broken pieces of the milk bottle, tears streaming down his face. Sibao pulled half a wet plaque from the Pacific Ocean's mouth:
**Grateful Gift from the Universe**
**Hairy Ark Fishing**
**Interest: Pinch your dad’s face three times a day**
A galaxy-sized pacifier emerged from the crack in the plaque, leaving a strawberry-flavored stamp on Dad's bald head: "Interstellar Express: Earth Signed for, Freight Collected - Twenty-seven Nose Hairs."
Morning light pierces the lingering clouds of tears, and a mother uses her lull fishing rod to reel in the last adrift baby. The starlight from the monk's milk bottle forms a new sign at the entrance to the Milky Way's sewers: "Universe Howling Prevention Center → Sibao Bedroom Ahead."
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