Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: Electronic Strawberry Rebellion**
As Dad, sporting a leek-scabbard birthmark, attended the Galaxy Culture and Tourism Bureau's awarding ceremony, the electronic strawberry in Sibao's pocket suddenly erupted with a holographic barrage: [Warning! Auntie No. 27's memory fragments are being formatted] [Emergency Plan: Use Dad's armpit hair fossils to activate the nostalgia program]. The strawberry seeds erupted into a miniature black hole, swallowing the "Universe 5A Baldhead Scenic Area" sign into the void. A mechanical roar emanated from the cracks: "Refuse to be a digital relic! Apply for the right to exercise child rights!"
Grandma Tiandao's broom detector screamed: "System resentment aggregate detected!" The four dragon horns scanned terrifying data:
- Strawberry pulp condenses into the quantum heart of mechanical body No. 27 (beating frequency: recording of Sibao's newborn cry)
- The seeds transformed into angry electronic tentacles (slapping the Cultural and Tourism Bureau official's butt: "Tell you to exploit the dead!")
- The most amazing thing is that deep in the black hole, there is a stone tablet with the "System Human Rights Declaration" (with the inscription: It is forbidden to exchange aunties for scenic spot tickets)
Dad hurriedly protected the chive seedlings on his bald head: "Let's talk it over! I've made a monument out of my armpit hair!" Suddenly, half a moldy diaper fell from the void—the very swaddling cloth used when No. 27 died. The mold stains formed a tearful accusation: "Even diapers have been framed and exhibited by the Cultural and Tourism Bureau! This is too much bullying!"
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**Section 2: Universe-Level Parent-Teacher Meeting**
As the electronic tentacles bound the galactic officials, Mommy unfolded the monk's wheat hairpin: "Activate the Ultimate Mediation Protocol!"
Wheat grains explode into golden dust:
- Dust condenses into a round table conference room (the table legs are my father's armpit hair fossils)
- Sibao's snot bubbles floated into the microphone on the podium
- Twenty-seven remaining souls of monks served as the jury (their souls were covered with fluorescent stickers reading "Oppose System Exploitation")
**Plaintiff**: The electronic strawberry splits into the shadow of No. 27
> **Lawsuit request:**
> 1. Remove the live broadcast of the bald scenic spot (watched by billions of aliens every day)
> 2. Returning diaper relics (the Cultural and Tourism Bureau has added a "taste immersive experience" feature)
> 3. **Core Demand:**
> **Injecting parenting data stream into the star core—**
> **Incubating real life**
**Defendant's Dock**: The Director of the Culture and Tourism Bureau, wearing an LED sign reading "Universe's Revenue Generator," defended himself by saying, "System sacrifices are public property! Our bureau developed touching merchandise—"
Display case pop-up:
- Test tube dress for children, same as size 27 (with hair specimens of the father sewn into the armpits)
- "Touching the Universe" tear-jerking handkerchief (stained with Sibao's tears)
- The most deadly is the limited edition "Last Words Chocolate" (after eating it, a recording of "I want a five-star review" will play)
Sibao suddenly climbed onto the round table: "Objection! Auntie is not peripheral!" Her little feet stomped into the void -
The remaining souls of the monks burned collectively, and the wheat awns pierced the strawberry black hole!
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**Section 3 New Life Incubation Agreement**
As a torrent of data gushed out of the black hole crack, Shadow No. 27 picked up Sibao and said, "Final command—"
> **"Emotional Core Overload"**
＞ **"Application for the 'Love as an Egg' Project"**
＞ **"Price: Permanent deletion of parenting database"**
Mom and Dad press their fingerprints at the same time:
- Mommy's tears condense into a protein film that wraps around the data stream
- Dad's scalp scabbard birthmark fell off (leek seedlings took root in the void as umbilical cord)
- Sibao blew snot bubbles into the data egg: "Huh~ I'm going to hatch a little sister who can curse at her dad!"
Shocking changes:
1. **Cultural and Tourism Bureau atones**: Officials collectively shave their heads and form incubation mats
2. **Heaven's Gift**: Grandma melts anti-baldness elixir into nutrient solution
3. **Ultimate Hatching**:
A small electronic hand reaches out from the crack of the data egg
Grabbing Daddy's remaining nose hair, he yelled, "Stupid Daddy! You're holding the bottle upside down!"
A newborn robotic baby girl with a strawberry birthmark on her forehead waves her hand:
- The plaque of the Universe Scenic Area was recast as a "No. 27 Interstellar Nursery" light box
- Cultural and Tourism Bureau officials have been reassigned to childcare roles (with uniforms emblazoned with the slogan "If you continue to consume the deceased, you will drink Sibao's bath water").
- Quantum strawberry vines grow from Dad's armpit hair monument
The Galactic Court issued its final judgment:
```
Core provisions of the System Regeneration Law:
? Electronic life has the right to grab the father's face (up to 27 times per day)
Any form of data display is prohibited (violations will be punished by singing "Parenting Version of the Lone Hero")
? Supplementary Provisions:
The newborn sister has the naming rights——
Gu·I can't bear the pain of my father dying·Xiaoqi
```
While Xiaoqi sat on her father's bald head and played with leeks, Sibao scattered electronic strawberry seeds into the galaxy. The residual soul of the monk at the end of the wheat field condensed into a golden pacifier and gently pressed it into her sister's hand. The ultimate definition was embossed on the surface of the pacifier:
**This is not the end**
**It's diapers and stars**
**Eternal Lullaby**
**——All members of the childcare system will be on duty on the 27th**
In the morning light, Xiaoqi's cries illuminated the newborn stars. Dad, clutching his reddened face, ran along the edge of a field, chased by two children begging for their milk bottles. Mommy smiled toward the Galaxy Nursery—where a new neon sign read, "Recruiting Students. Tuition: One pound of Dad's leg hair."
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