Final Volume: Sun and Moon Shine Together
**Section 1: Rebellious Constellation Kindergarten**
When the roots of the black hole medicinal plant entangled the North Star, the Milky Way Observatory suddenly sounded the alarm: "Astrological riot! The Big Dipper is collectively absent from work to participate in the "Constellation 101" audition!" Sibao's dragon horn scan detected a cosmic chaos:
- Sagittarius transforms the bow into a bottle launcher
- Gemini split into four children and started a custody battle
- The worst is Virgo, who put up a sign saying "No athlete's foot allowed here" on Stardust
- Beidou Live lamented: "Being a spoon is too much! I want to switch to being a children's fork!"
The goji berry seedlings above Dad's head suddenly bore fruit: "Warning! Star track deviation value = the number of times Dad stole Sibao teething biscuits x 27!" Grandma Tiandao's broom exploded into fireworks: "Surrender! I used horoscopes to cheat people out of diaper discount coupons!"
Monk's Golden Pacifier ejects holographic star map:
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Astrological correction plan:
Send Sibao to be a constellation teacher (hourly wage: three of Daddy's nose hairs)
Using videos of dads' social failures as teaching aids (example: walking around the world three times wearing a diaper inside out)
The ultimate question:
Black hole drug strains are listed as sick in the Milky Way nursery
"Constellation Flu Quarantine"
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**Section 2: Star Track Diaper War**
As the Big Dipper twisted the Milky Way into a twist, Mommy unfolded the monk's wheat ear hairpin: "Launch the 'Using Dad to Correct the Stars' plan!"
The wheat grains burst into golden light:
- Golden light is woven into a giant diaper to wrap the Milky Way
- Dad's social death video is played on the surface of the diaper in a loop (Sagittarius laughs so hard that he loses his composure)
- Sibao sits on a snot bubble spaceship and applies a correction talisman:
? Put a "No yelling at crying baby" mute sticker on Leo
Spray "Brotherly Harmony Spray" on Gemini
? The most ruthless is Virgo——
The spell read: "If you're still a mysophobe, you'll be punished by washing Daddy's stinky socks!"
The black hole medicinal plant suddenly extended its roots: "Apply to be a constellation judge!" The root tip pierced through the diaper:
- Strawberry-flavored stardust leaking from the Milky Way (labeled "polluted constellation nutrient solution")
- The handle of the Big Dipper starts to do square dance
- The monk's residual soul emerged from the pacifier, forming a barrage: [The medicinal plant judges are doing something shady! They gave Cancer a zero because they're not sick!]
Xiaoqi's strawberry birthmark lit up red: "Detected drug bribery record!" The list of stolen goods popped up in the void:
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Cancer sponsorship: Fever-reducing patches × 10 boxes
Gemini bribe: Double the energy pills for raising children
Virgo's Gift: Twenty-Seven Pairs of Antibacterial Daddy Socks
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**Section 3: Goji Berry Star Track Corrector**
As the entire zodiac began to dance, Dad plucked out his scalp and threw himself into the Milky Way: "Son! Activate the ultimate version of 'social death therapy'!"
Wolfberry seedlings surge in price during a storm:
- Roots wrapped around black hole medicinal plants to act as acupuncture needles
- Branches and Leaves Condensed into Star Tracks Correction Pliers (with the words "Gentle Pinch! It Hurts!" engraved on the jaws)
- The fruit explodes with the "Lone Hero" background music: "Love you, I'm alone with you, taking care of the baby~Ah!"
Sibao steps on his father's bald head command:
1. **Clamping the Big Dipper**: The handle of the correction spoon pokes Sagittarius in the butt (the constellation screams: "I'm applying for work injury!")
2. **Needle-Medicinal Plant**: Roots pierce acupuncture points to expel bribed stardust (formed into the "Dad's Antibacterial Athlete's Foot Socks" museum)
3. **Ultimate move**:
Dad was forced to wear the diaper he had worn inside out.
Live broadcast of orbiting the Milky Way——
The leaky crotch blows all the off-track constellations straight!
Electronic reports will be sent down during the alignments:
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Acceptance certificate from the Space Astronomy Bureau:
Beidou positioning error: 0.0001 degrees (cost: Dad's buttocks bleeding)
Black Hole Herb has been officially promoted to a Constellation Health Consultant (Employment Letter: Must drink Four Treasures bath water daily)
? Additional services:
Virgos contracted to disinfect their dad's socks for life
Cancers are given fever-reducing patches as hip pads
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In the morning light, the monk's remnant soul merged with the North Star. The starlight cast a shadow no longer of a spoon, but of a giant, glowing bottle brush, gently brushing across the resurrected galaxy. Daddy slumped in the center of the Milky Way diaper, half a fragment of a star map pressed against his buttocks, with the words engraved on the back:
**The stars here were misplaced**
**Finally, we return to the right path with our father’s hip as the axis**
**——Cosmic Diaper Observatory Certification**
Newly planted constellation herbs in the wheat field swayed gently in the breeze, their veins glowing like star trails. My younger sister, Xiaoqi, suddenly pointed at my father's butt: "Brother! The Big Dipper pattern on the hemorrhoids!" Sibao pulled out his phone: "Hey guys! Double-click to see the Seven Stars and the Moon on the hemorrhoids!"
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