## Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
The tranquility of the General's Mansion was broken by a pink halo seeping from the ground.
>The Lingbao diapers that Luo buried according to the procedure reacted at a depth of fifty feet. The Eternal Number Formula merged with Qiqi's remaining holy light to generate the "Truth Field".
>When the captain of the guards passed by the surface, he suddenly hugged the cook and confessed his love. The Northern Di envoy cried and confessed that he had secretly hidden the pacifier candy.
＞Erbao’s pacifier became a “lie crusher”, absorbing the light field and then spitting out bubbles that filled the yard with dark history.
"This system promulgates the 'Emergency Privacy Protection Law,'" the Poison Tongue System wrote on the bubble. "Article 1: All speech within the domain is automatically encrypted. The key is Lingbao's footprint!"
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The ink from the Dragon Horn Cloud Boat Race ticket had barely dried, and the generals' residence was even more awed by the handling of Lingbao diapers. A-Luo meticulously followed the "Infant Product Emergency Management Plan," treating each change like defusing a time bomb. The newly dug, fifty-zhang "diaper landfill" was bottomless, its base layer insulated with a special Gu worm mucus, and its mouth sealed with a boulder inscribed with sealing runes. With sentries every three steps and a guard every five steps, it was the city's highest defense... a garbage disposal station.
The formulas left on the diapers handled that day were remarkably vibrant—differential equations describing the mechanisms of biological emotional resonance, intermingled with the spectrum of light patterns from Lingbao's unconscious lullaby analysis during his nap. Holding her breath, A'Luo used a special lead clamp to pick up the diaper and placed it in a double-layered lead box. Four guards, each possessing cultivation skills, then used a Gu worm sling to slowly lower it to the bottom of the dark pit fifty feet deep. The huge stone sealed the box, the Gu worm seal activated, and everything went according to plan, perfectly in accordance with the plan.
Just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to evacuate——
**Section 1: Truth or Dare**
Abnormalities quietly arise from deep underground.
Buried deep within the diaper box, Lingbao's remaining Eternal Number emotional resonance formula, despite the absolute darkness and pressure, refused to slumber. Instead, like a suppressed seed, it began to absorb the trace amounts of pure blessing energy remaining within the box, unintentionally infiltrated by Qiqi's Holy Light during disinfection! The warmth of the Holy Light and the profound principles of the Eternal Number produced a strange fusion reaction within the sealed box!
Buzz!
An extremely faint, yet indescribably penetrating pink light, like a living being, ignored the thick layer of lead and the fifty-foot-deep mud and rock, stubbornly seeping out from the bottom of the pit! The light wasn't glaring, but rather carried a warm, alluring, and relaxing aura, like the warm sunshine of early spring. It spread silently, quickly covering an area dozens of feet around the landfill, forming a nearly invisible, yet real, pink halo!
The first person to enter the area was Zhang Tiezhu, the captain of the guards on duty. Eight feet tall, with a face as black as charcoal and a reputation for his stern demeanor, he had just finished his shift and was heading to the kitchen to grab a couple of steamed buns. The moment he stepped into the pink halo, his body suddenly stiffened! The icy expression that had remained unchanged for millennia melted like ice, and his eyes became... gentle? Even a hint of shyness?
He turned around and, instead of heading for the kitchen, walked straight towards the beefy cook Liu Dahua, who was washing vegetables by the well! Under the astonished gaze of Liu Dahua and the surrounding guards, Zhang Tiezhu strode forward, knelt on one knee (splashing a pool of washing water), and with his rough, large hand, he grasped Liu Dahua's wet, leaf-stained hand, and confessed his love with an unprecedented, trembling, and gentle voice:
"Da...Dahua! I...I cherish you! I have cherished you for eight years, three months and seventeen days! I know you think I'm dark, boring, and unromantic! But I...every day I see you stirring the spoon, the sweat dripping down your neck...ah...I feel...I feel warm in my heart! Even more passionate than when I was fighting barbarians at the border! Marry...marry me! I'll be your helper for the rest of my life! Chopping wood, lighting the fire, emptying slop...I'm fine with it!"
The whole audience was dead silent!
The vegetable washing basin fell to the ground, splashing water everywhere. Liu Dahua opened her mouth wide enough to fit a duck egg, her face instantly red as a boiled shrimp, and the celery in her hand fell to the ground. The surrounding guards' jaws dropped, their eyes widening as wide as bells! The iron tree bloomed?! And bloomed so... wildly?!
Then, the second "victim" appeared—the "Grassland Eagle," a Northern Di envoy who had come to negotiate a warhorse trade. He had just reached the landfill for his routine inspection (overseeing diaper disposal) when he stepped into a pink halo. This man, renowned for his bravery and valor, suddenly and without warning collapsed to his knees, his hands covering his face. His shoulders shook violently, and he let out a suppressed sob, like a wounded animal.
"Wow... I confess! I'm guilty! Last time... last time at the Pacifier Gold Shop, I... I secretly hid three rainbow candies without paying for them! One was strawberry flavored, one was orange flavored, and the other one... was a limited edition seven-color glass candy! I'm sorry to President Hengheng! I'm sorry for the trust placed in the General's Mansion! I... I even hid the candies in the lining of my boots! Now... now the soles of my feet are sticky... woooo..." He started to take off his boots while crying, and the situation was out of control for a while.
Panic spread like a plague! Anyone who stepped into the pink halo, regardless of gender, age, or level of cultivation, felt as if their defenses had been lowered, and they began to uncontrollably reveal their most secret, shameful, and unspoken true thoughts and emotions!
"Report to the General! I... I'm actually very afraid of the dark! I have to hold Ah Huang's (the big yellow dog) tail when I go to bed at night!"
"Ma'am! I confess! It was me who broke your favorite celadon vase last month! I...I glued it back together with rice paste!"
"Saint A'Luo! I'm so sorry for your Gu! Last time when I was feeding them, I accidentally stepped on a 'transportation Gu' and killed it. I... I carved a fake one out of wood and put it back!"
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