The area in front of the General's Mansion had been completely transformed into a massive, colorful, expensive, and chaotic parking lot! Traffic was paralyzed and packed!
**Section 2: Abacus rumor refutation and pacifier auspiciousness test**
"Report! The palace gate is... blocked by tribute! The ice lumps from Beidi hit the embroidered carpets of Xiling, and the insects from Nanjiang are making the golden carriage lights of Donghuang go crazy!" The palace guards rushed in crawling and rolling to report, their faces covered with ice chips or gold powder.
Su Li held her forehead and said, "Another pickle jar?!" She felt her temples throbbing.
Xiao Jue frowned, and the Guihong ruler hummed. He was obviously considering whether to clear the area physically.
Ah Luo looked at the chaotic rainbow of light and noisy waves outside the window, and the corner of her mouth twitched: "Is this... an auspicious omen?"
In her cradle, Lingbao Su Ling was awakened by the commotion outside, dazedly sucking her fingers. Beneath her, the light patterns on the surface of the pickle jar, numbered C, that had triggered everything, seemed to sense the external energy fluctuations, flickering slightly like breathing. A new line of words, composed of tiny platinum dots, quietly emerged beside it:
**[Current Auspicious Event Triggering Probability: 72.8% → 68.3% → 65.1%… (Continuously Decreasing)]**
**【Correlation Energy Entropy Increase Index: ↑↑↑】**
**【Suggestion: Stop the accumulation of ineffective energy and reduce system complexity...】**
This real-time updated "auspicious probability attenuation curve" is like the most ruthless mockery of the chaotic farce outside the government office.
"Chen'er!" Su Li and Xiao Jue both looked at Dabao, who was holding an abacus with a frown on his face.
Treasure Su Chen's face was more solemn than ever. The abacus in his arms was already shimmering with golden light, its beads clashing frantically with calculations. He quickly glanced at the newly emerging decay curve on the pickle jar, then at the chaotic energy field outside the mansion (the chill of the ice sculptures, the aura of brocade, the sonic waves of the Gu nest, the precious aura of the golden chariot), and instantly understood the source.
"Rumors! A serious misinterpretation!" Chen Bao's voice was firm. "What Ling Bao left behind is a formula describing the sensitivity of a chaotic system to initial conditions and energy dissipation! It is not a prophecy of auspicious signs!" He pointed his small hand outside the palace. "This blind accumulation of 'colorful' objects not only fails to induce auspicious signs, but due to energy conflicts and system overloads, it is rapidly consuming any possible opportunities for 'order' (the probability of auspicious signs) and significantly increasing the entropy of chaos (traffic jams, quarrels, and insects)! This must be stopped immediately, and the energy source (tribute) must be evacuated!"
"How can we convince those fanatics outside?" Luo asked anxiously. Rushing out to explain chaos theory now? He'd probably be beaten to death as a demon obstructing auspicious signs.
Chen Bao's gaze once again turned to the key item—Second Child Su Heng's golden pacifier! "Ultimate Verification: Use the 'President's Orderly Vitality' to test the 'orderliness' (roughly understood as 'purity of auspiciousness') of the tribute's energy field, presenting it in data to dispel illusions!"
The plan was executed quickly!
The gate to the General's Mansion was pushed open with difficulty, a crack. Xiao Jue's Tai Chi rhythm forcibly opened a small, peaceful space amidst the chaotic sea of colorful tributes. Chen Bao, holding an abacus, pulled the curious yet slightly frightened Er Bao along, and stood on the front steps.
"Silence!" Chen Bao's voice, carried throughout the entire venue by the Gu insect speaker, carried with it the pressure of computing power. "What is shown in Jar No. 7, C, is not an auspicious prophecy! It is a divine message that warns against chaos and persuades order! The energies of the things you have offered are mixed and conflicting. They are not a sign of good fortune, but rather the source of disaster! His Excellency Su Heng, President of the Pacifier Gold Shop, will personally inspect the quality of your 'auspicious' offerings!"
The entire place fell silent! Every envoy, every strongman, and even every neighing animal looked towards the little kid on the steps, holding a golden pacifier in his mouth and trying to puff out his chest.
Chen Bao's abacus flashed with golden light and pointed at Bei Di's huge black ice rainbow statue: "Please ask the president to verify the 'orderliness' of this object!"
Although Su Heng, the second child, didn't quite understand what "orderliness" meant, his older brother pointed out that the bad guys' (those blocking the door) things must be bad! He puffed up his little mouth and, facing the glittering ice sculpture, he tried his best to increase the suction of the golden pacifier (detection mode) to maximum!
Buzz!
The golden light of the pacifier swept across the ice sculpture!
The simulated colorful rays of light within the ice sculpture instantly became chaotic, and the ice mist swirled! At the same time, a line of light words clearly appeared on the shadow of the huge abacus account book above Chen Bao's head:
**【Detection target: Beidi Xuanbing Rainbow】**
**【Energy Attributes: Ice + Artificial Fluorescence + Trace Shamanic Prayer】**
**【System Orderliness Assessment: 31.2%】**
**[Auspicious correlation: Very low (Main contribution: road blocking)]**
**【Overall evaluation: Flashy but not practical, it is recommended to melt and clear the obstacles. 】**
The Northern Di envoy's face turned pale.
Chen Bao Abacus pointed at Xiling's "Calculus Cloud Atlas" brocade and said, "Verify!"
Golden light swept across Erbao’s pacifier!
The function curve that had been flowing smoothly on the brocade suddenly became jerky and chaotic, like garbled text! The abacus shadow displayed:
**【Target: Xiling Calculus Cloud Map】**
**【Energy Attributes: Golden Light + Mathematical Thought Projection】**
**[Orderliness: 45.7% (mathematical logic is acceptable, carriers are redundant)]**
**[Auspiciousness Correlation: Low (Self-Entertainment Type)]**
**【Comment: Good idea, but don't embroider it so big next time, it's in the way.】**
Minister Xiling's hand, holding the single-lens crystal glasses, was shaking.
Next came the Wanling Seven-Colored Gu Nest in Southern Xinjiang: "Test!"
The golden light of the pacifier swept across!
The previously harmonious (?) colorful insects within the nest suddenly erupted in chaos! Red insects chased and bit blue insects, green insects released poison gas at yellow insects, and the buzzing sound turned into a piercing cacophony! The abacus displayed:
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