"Got it!" Chen Bao's clear voice carried a hint of fatigue from overcalculation, but more of a sense of certainty in breaking through. "Establish a definition standard and traceability system for 'mythical beasts'! Cut off the source of the problem and crack down on counterfeiting!"
Swish! His gaze focused again.
Chen Bao's little hands moved the abacus, and golden light was projected:
**[Draft Regulations on the Special Management of Auspicious Poultry in the General's Mansion and Countermeasures to the 'Pseudo-Divine Beast Economics']**
**Core Strategy**:** Rectify the source, define "true auspiciousness," and combat the "fake mythical beast" industry chain. Leverage the existing management structure (upgraded from the Pickle Jar Association) to establish a "mythical beast household registration system" and an "anti-fraud detection system."
**Article 1: Definitions and Standards. **The sole official definition of "Auspicious Poultry" is: **Officially certified poultry and their offspring (first generation only) that have undergone long-term, natural immersion in the chaotic energy field of His Majesty Zero (a restricted area in the General's Mansion's backyard), resulting in benign adaptive evolution. **Currently, the only legal individual is the reed hen "Jinhua" and her colorful eggs. **Any unofficial poultry claiming or implying the status of an "Auspicious Beast" is strictly prohibited! Violations will be considered fraud! **
**Article 2: Tracing Origin and Household Registration (Divine Beast Version). **The "Auspicious Poultry Management Office" has been established, affiliated with the upgraded "Pickled Vegetable Jar Protection Association" (now renamed the "General's Mansion Special Items and Creature Management Committee"). Jinhua and her offspring (if any) will be strictly registered as "Divine Beasts," implanted with a special Chaos Mark (generated by the Chenbao Abacus), and a unique identity file established. **Anyone claiming to own "Auspicious Poultry" must provide clear proof of lineage (direct descent from Jinhua) and an officially certified Chaos Mark! Failure to do so will be considered a "counterfeit Divine Beast"! **
**Article 3: Anti-Fraud Detection. ** Upgraded the detection function of His Majesty Heng's Golden Pacifier! Added "Anti-Fraud Scanning Mode for Fake Divine Beasts/Fake Auspicious Eggs"! **The only designated detection tool: His Majesty Heng's Golden Pacifier (Anti-Fraud Mode)! ** Quickly scan target poultry/eggs to detect any abnormal elixir residue, artificial dyeing, or signs of forced energy infusion, and compare them with the official Chaos Mark database. **Test results (counterfeit index, fraud methods) are generated and publicly displayed by the Chenbao Abacus! Testing fee: 150 Rainbow Candies per test (price increase of 50% due to technology upgrades)! **
Su Li's eyes lit up! Traceability! Standards! Testing! Nail down the barrier to "auspiciousness"! Completely block the path to fraud! And even make some extra money from testing fees! Chen Bao is truly a genius at managing finances (and solving problems)!
When Su Heng, the second child, heard that his pacifier had been upgraded with new functions and could even increase the price to buy candy, his money-grubber nature instantly activated. His eyes lit up like stars and he nodded vigorously: "Yes! Test the bad chicken! Buy candy! Lots of it!" It was as if he had seen a bigger mountain of rainbow candy.
Chen Bao continued:
**Article 4: Combating and Recycling. **A reporting hotline for "counterfeit mythical beasts/fake auspicious eggs" has been established (managed by Clerk A Luo). **Anti-Fraud Inspection Team has been formed, led by His Majesty Yu Bao! **Equipment: An upgraded Rainbow Cloud Boat (equipped with a more powerful suction arm, a larger explosion-proof recovery net, and...a sonic bird repellent horn (to prevent chicken pecking)). Based on reports and pacifier testing results, these teams will be responsible for the mandatory recycling of "counterfeit mythical beasts" and "fake auspicious eggs" circulating in the market! Recycled items will be sent to designated farms on the outskirts of the city for "de-medicine" rehabilitation and observation.
When Sanbao Su Yu heard this, his face immediately brightened up! Catch the bad chicken! Drive the cloud boat! And there's an anti-pecking horn! So cool! Much more exciting than catching the bad tank! "Yu Yu, go! Catch the bad chicken! Beep, beep, beep!" He excitedly waved his fist and imitated the sound of the cloud boat engine.
**Article 5: Severely punish those who use elixirs or other external forces to forcibly ripen a "pseudo-divine beast" (including cultivators)! **Newly added ultimate deterrent clause:** Anyone (including cultivators) who attempts to forcibly create a "pseudo-divine beast" using elixirs, secret techniques, or other external forces will, upon discovery, be punished by the Poison Tongue system—**being the target "pseudo-divine beast's" full-time poop shoveler for a hundred years!** They must personally clean up the poop of the target "pseudo-divine beast" (no celestial magic assistance, purely manual) and be responsible for its food and daily life until the punishment expires! During the punishment period, the poop shoveler will receive the title of "Light of the Dung Beetle" (soul-bound, visible) and be forced to wear a special poop shoveling apron (provided by the Poison Tongue system, with built-in odor-removing and anti-shedding features)!
"Hahaha!" Su Li couldn't hold back her laughter this time. Shoveling chicken poop for a hundred years? And being given the "Glory of Dung Beetles"? An apron with a peculiar smell? This punishment was the ultimate humiliation for a monk (especially one who thought they were so noble)! It was more visually and olfactorily impactful than washing diapers! She could already see the ridiculous scene of those captured monks, wearing ridiculous aprons, pinching their noses and shoveling poop in the chicken coop, with the glittering title of "Glory of Dung Beetles" on their heads.
Xiao Jue couldn't help but curl his lips upwards. This regulation, deeply ingrained in people's minds, hits the nail on the head! Tracing the source to block it, anti-fraud detection to expose lies, cloud boat recycling to clean up the market, and a century of cleaning up the mess to punish the culprit! Each link is interconnected, full of wicked fun and incredibly effective!
"Alright! Upgrade the association immediately! Issue new regulations! Highlight the increase in testing fees and the "Century of Shoveling" clause!" Su Li made the final decision. "Venomous Tongue System! Add another clause, 'Dung Beetle Light', to your clause library! I want it to be golden and have a strange smell!"
**[Command confirmed. Entering the penalty clauses for "Century Shit Shoveler" and the binding process for the title "Glory of the Dung Beetle" into the system...Entry completed. Additional passive skill: "Shit Shoveling Awareness" (The victim will sincerely believe that shoveling shit is the most noble cause in the world).]** The electronic tone of the venomous tongue system carried a hint of pleasant chill.
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