"Kill...uh...ah?" Hu Yanzhuo's roar turned into a puzzled mutter. He swung the giant axe halfway, and his movements were as slow as an old man practicing Tai Chi in the park.
"Charge... burp..." The Frost Wolf King had just taken a step when he burped uncontrollably, and his momentum of charging was gone.
A Snow Wolf Rider tried to raise his scimitar, but found his arms weak and powerless, his mind filled with the warm cradle and... the smell of milk?
An Donghuang soldier thrust his spear slowly forward, and the Snow Wolf Rider on the opposite side slowly blocked it. Their movements were so slow that they seemed to be performing a strange duet.
The entire battlefield transformed from a bloody hell into a large-scale slow-motion comedy spectacle! The sounds of fighting turned into a series of burps, yawns, and confused "Hmm?" and "Ah?"
"Chen'er! Settlement!" Su Li seized the opportunity.
Chen Bao's abacus glowed with golden light! A gigantic, shimmering golden abacus loomed above the battlefield! The beads danced frantically, and countless streams of data poured down:
**[Immediate Settlement of Economic Losses from the Northern Di Snow Wolf Cavalry Invasion War]**
**【project:】**
* **Snow Wolf Cavalry dispatch losses (wolf food, armor wear and tear, elixir supply): Equivalent to 5,000 high-grade spirit stones! 】**
**Cost of the city-breaking bomb and compensation for the deceased soldiers: Equivalent to 800 high-grade spirit stones! 】**
* **Due to the stagnation of the battlefield, the efficiency of the Wolf Riders' charge has dropped by 99.9%: this strategic loss is equivalent to a high-grade Spirit Stone! 】**
**The entire army's fighting spirit has been reduced to zero due to the milk mist appeasement: the morale loss is equivalent to a high-grade spirit stone! 】**
**It is estimated that the Frostwolf King's hiccups will cause a decline in the tribe's prestige after the war: the impairment of intangible assets is equivalent to 5,000 high-grade spirit stones! 】**
**【Total: Immediate loss of high-grade spirit stones! And it continues to increase!】**
**[Conclusion: This battle has a negative cost-effectiveness! It is recommended that the Northern Di commander immediately withdraw his troops to cut losses and return home to feed the wolf cubs. It is more cost-effective!]**
The glittering "war loss bill" hung like a giant sign of shame above the slow-motion battlefield! Every slow-motion Northern Di cavalry swinging their swords could be "seen" clearly! Every hiccuping Frost Wolf seemed to have a price tag on it!
Hu Yanzhuo stared at the glaring numbers, then felt his own slow, snail-like movements and the constant burping. His face flushed the color of liver! He felt frustrated! He felt more frustrated than ever before! How could he continue to fight this battle?!
"Retreat... uh... withdraw!" Hu Yanzhuo squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, his voice trembling with the sound of burps.
The retreat horn (blown slowly and feebly) sounded. As if granted amnesty, the Northern Di Snow Wolf Riders turned their heads (moving slowly) and retreated (at a leisurely pace) toward the outer reaches of the Great Wall. The white torrent that had come with such momentum left like a herd of overfed, burping, and dejected white sheep.
The defenders on the city walls watched the slowly retreating enemy, and then smelled the drowsy milky aroma in the air, and they had no desire to pursue them. Everyone was immersed in an absurd, post-disaster feeling of fullness...
Sanbao Su Yu's cloud boat retreated after completing its mission, put away the spray device, circled over the battlefield, sprinkled the last piece of colorful halo, and then disappeared with a "whoosh".
The smoke of war had not yet dissipated, but the flames of war had been extinguished. A border conflict that could have been a bloodbath was forcibly brought to a halt in a way no one could have predicted—by the sound of a baby drinking milk and a rainbow of milk mist.
The news swept across the continent like a whirlwind of absurdity. The Northern Di royal court was furious and frustrated, while Xiling, Southern Xinjiang, and Donghuang were stunned.
Inside the General's Mansion, Lingbao slept soundly in A'Luo's arms, her lips pouting slightly, a trace of milk glittering at the corner. Her chubby little hand unconsciously grasped a nearby arrow... a broken arrow shaft, soaked in milk, reeking of gunpowder, from the battlefield of Zhenlang Pass, which had appeared in her hand at some unknown time.
In her sleep, her little mouth unconsciously bit the rough arrow shaft, and her saliva mixed with milk stains left wet marks on the arrow shaft.
Xiao Jue stepped forward and gently removed the arrow shaft. The saliva and milk stains left by Lingbao's teeth on the arrow shaft, aided by the golden light of Chenbao's abacus, formed a strange pattern. The areas of milk stains, varying in intensity, closely aligned with the borders of the four countries. The deepest bite marks coincided with several well-known conflict-prone passes. And around all these "teeth-marked passes," the milk stains spread evenly, forming soft, blank areas like buffer zones.
How can this be a saliva stain? It's clearly a "four-nation border milk stain peace map" drawn with baby saliva and milk stains, full of chaotic peace intentions!
The Poison Tongue System's announcement, with a hint of helplessness and a strong sense of warning, resounded in the minds of every national decision-maker like a final closing statement:
**[High-risk war behavior detected during Prince Zero's morning meal time! 】**
**【Executor: Beidi Snow Wolf Rider (already milk escape)! 】**
**[Newly added ultimate deterrent clause:** Anyone who initiates any form of military action (including cross-border provocations, troop movements, firing flares, etc.) during His Highness Ling Ling's regular mealtimes (the hours of the morning, afternoon, and evening) and within a quarter of an hour before and after will, once confirmed, be subject to the ultimate punishment imposed by this system—**serving as a 'milk temperature tester' for a hundred years! 】**
**【Penalty details:】**
1. **Solidified scene:** The punished soul will be forever immersed in a scene where the temperature of milk brewed by His Majesty will never reach the standard (the milk bottle will always be made of a colander).**
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