Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! Caidao is dancing to 'Wild Wolf Disco'!" Sibao rushed into the kitchen, holding a half-broken bronze sword with fluorescent seaweed wrapped around the hilt. "It said it wants to form a heavy metal band!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the weapon catalog to find Sanbao using abacus beads to barcode the broken sword. Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down in the scabbard, the milk seeping into the rust and forming three large characters: "Please maintain."
Suddenly, the sound of swords exploded, and twenty-eight mechanical scabbards broke through the wall. The scabbards scrolled with LED subtitles: [Cleaner No. 27·Sword Spirit Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: Your sword cultivation is in arrears for 27 years——
Section 1: Disco in the Arsenal
The Arsenal at midnight is having a concert:
- Pole dancing with a spear piercing the roof
- Shield with abstract graffiti painted with patina
- Arrows in the quiver typing Morse code
- The broken sword uses rust to spell out "I want to be gilded"
"Strategy 111!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the vibrating sword case, "Use heavy metal sound waves to shatter the enemy's eardrums."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a sound wave pattern: "The decibel value of the sword's sound has exceeded the critical level!" Sibao's dragon horn inserted into the hilt, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding copper green - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum sword-making pool, and the holographic screen behind him showed [Sibao's weapon compatibility is being tested].
The bronze sword spirit floated by, chewing on the rust: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical forges broke out of the ground, with "Cleaner No. 27 is performing the 27th meltdown procedure" engraved on the furnace.
Section 2: Mengbao Sword Forging Record
"Latest battle report!" the blacksmith said, holding his melted hammer. "The enemy's swords have rebelled en masse, carving 'I've been here' on the city walls!"
After the quadruplets took over the Sword Forge:
- Erbao uses poisonous milk to prepare nano-repair fluid
- Sanbao uses abacus to simulate molecular rearrangement
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a 3D printer
- Dabao drew a "Come here" emoticon on the hilt of the sword
"Everyone, please look." Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into a holographic design. "Using cold fusion technology—" the beads suddenly transformed into a funny panda head. "The enemy's sword will automatically jump into the furnace for a bath!"
The alarm suddenly blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scan detected the broken sword's mutation:
- Quantum entanglement engraving appears on the sword
- Antimatter liquid gushed out of the blood tank
- The sword tassel is marked with the male protagonist's fingerprint
- "2023.02.27" is engraved on the inside of the hand guard
"Alert! Spacetime Sword Tomb discovered!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a holographic projection—all weapons were being reorganized into interstellar battleships, and the male protagonist's blood-written words appeared on the sword: "Break them quickly!"
Section 3: The Sword Spirit Returns
As the mechanical forge began to devour the weapons, Sanbao suddenly threw out the candied haws baton: "Show us your talents!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprayed with "Swords and Dreams" atomizer
- The three treasures' abacus beads form the Zhu Xian Sword Formation
- Sibao uses dragon horns to project Gundam battle animations
- Dabao's Mo Dao raises the flag of RAP
The armory distorted under the sonic waves, and the nano-repair fluid solidified into an encrypted disc. The mechanical sword spirits suddenly froze collectively, breaking into the "Most Dazzling National Style" square dance.
"The flaw is in the seventh level of sword intent!" Sanbao's abacus pierced the main forge, and what erupted was not molten iron but:
- A sword-shaped USB flash drive that stores the birth data of the four treasures
- AR projector that can summon Xuanyuan Sword
- Quantum sword tassel engraved with "Sword Master 2023.02.27"
- Holographic video of the protagonist being trapped in the hilt of a sword
"The 27th sword-forging experiment failed..." The mechanical scabbard suddenly exploded. Sibao rushed towards the exploding interstellar express box - a holographic image showed the male protagonist being forced to perform fencing exercises by 27 lightsabers.
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