Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! Ironclad Long Legs is running!" Sibao rushed into the tent on his galloping armor, with three glowing rainbow candies stuffed in his helmet. "He said he wants to participate in 'Run, Ironclad!'"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the blueprints to see the improved armor using its heart shield to trigger a laser rain. Mechanical tentacles emerged from the gaps in its arm armor, holding up a sign that read "Please help me." Erbao's poisonous milk bottle was stuck upside down in his iron boot, and the milk seeped into the armor plates, forming a barrage of bullets: "Overload Warning!"
Suddenly, the armor drifted and knocked over the sandbox. Twenty-eight mechanical tailors broke through the wall and entered, their scissors flashing red: [Cleaner No. 27: Military Specialized Type] Friendly reminder: You have violated Article 27 of the "Interstellar Armor Design Specifications" -
Section 1: War Armor Kindergarten
The forge in the morning light looks like a sci-fi set:
- Use rivets on the breastplate to spell out the "Please give me a thumbs up" barrage
- The wristband automatically plays the battle song of "The Lone Hero"
- Iron boots danced ghostly and knocked over the quenching pool
- Helmet's built-in AI voice: "Baby, get the best protection today too~"
"Strategy of War, Strategies 1,021!" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was stuffing diapers into his armor. "Reshape the military industry system using infant and toddler standards."
A mechanical model suddenly popped up from Sanbao's abacus: "The buffer layer needs to be equipped with three layers of diapers!" Sibao's dragon horn pierced into the seam of the armor, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding sparks - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum laboratory, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's defense value is being tested].
The bronze sword spirit flew by while chewing on an iron nail: "Young master, southwest..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical 3D printers crushed the door frame, and the nozzles engraved "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th equipment destruction."
Section 2: Cute Baby Military Miracle
"Latest parameters!" the blacksmith said, holding his molten hammer. "The armor's hips have been fitted with a carousel function, and the enemy heavy cavalry are all getting carsick!"
The quadruplets' magical modification plan shocked the three armies:
- Erbao uses poisonous milk to prepare rainbow anti-rust coating (the enemy will do square dance when licking armor)
- Sanbao uses abacus to calculate the fart cushion curve
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a biomass energy charging port
- Dabao draws the "bounce back" spell on the heart mirror
"Generals, please read this." Sanbao's abacus beads transformed into a holographic instruction manual. "Using the principles of non-Newtonian fluids—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "Enemy sword strikes will trigger a sonic counterattack from 'Learn to Meow!'"
Suddenly, the alarm blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scanned out strange data:
- Nano circuits are engraved on the interlayer of the nail
- "2023.02.27" is marked on the inside of the wristband
- Iron boots contain anti-gravity devices
- The helmet plays the male protagonist's sleep recording in a loop
"Alert! Interstellar technology discovered!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a hologram - the armor suddenly transformed into a mecha, and the male protagonist's blood-written words appeared on his chest: "Tear it down quickly!"
Section 3: Steel Beast Rampage
As the mechanical printer sprayed the dissolving liquid, Sanbao suddenly threw out the pacifier: "Activate parenting mode!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Erbao's poisonous bottle sprayed with "Lullaby" sedative
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to write a parenting program
- Four dragon horns project Ultraman to fight monsters
- Dabao uses the Mo Dao to lift the skirt armor of the B-BOX
The mecha shrank into a baby walker under the sonic wave, and the dissolving liquid turned into rainbow bubbles. The mechanical tailors suddenly shut down, and the scissors danced to "Drunken Butterfly".
"The vulnerability is in the seventh line of code!" Sanbao's abacus pierced the main control chip, and what exploded was not the circuit board but:
- Quantum chip that stores the growth data of the four treasures
- Nanofilaments that can 3D print baby cribs
- A plaque engraved with "Military Industry Master 2023.02.27"
- Holographic image of the male protagonist trapped in the cockpit of a mecha
"27th defensive experiment failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the armor suddenly disintegrated. Sibao lunged at the exploding interstellar delivery box. The freezer showed the protagonist being forced to perform defensive drills by twenty-seven instruments.
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