Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The big uncle is dancing Swan Lake!" Sibao rushed into the martial arts arena riding on the back of the bronze sword spirit, pointing at the enemy general who was performing a drunken boxing. "His axe is spinning in circles~"
Gu Jinghong looked up from his Tai Chi manual to see mechanical tentacles emerging from the enemy general's armor, carving the words "Seeking Adoption" with an axe blade. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle lay stuck upside down on the sand table, the milk congealing into a fluorescent barrage: "Host's violent tendencies detected, automatically switching to early childhood education mode—"
Section 1: Mengbao Tai Chi Kindergarten
The martial arts field in the morning light is picturesque:
- Shisuo jumping on the trampoline on the plum blossom pile
- The sandbag sings "Baby Bus" with its broken mouth
- The wooden dummy is in a "want a hug" pose
- The enemy general's axe will be wrapped with a pink bow
"Strategies of War, Stratagem 1,226!" Gu Jinghong picked up the four treasures that were applying stickers to the enemy general's armor. "Use kindergarten morning exercises to influence the steely tough guy."
A mechanical model suddenly popped up from Sanbao's abacus: "Uncle's muscle hardness exceeds the standard by 27 times!" Sibao's dragon horn rammed into the axe handle, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding sparks - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum training room, and the electronic screen displayed [Sibao's fighting talent is being evaluated].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on a plum blossom stake: "Young master, northeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical boxers broke through the wall, their gloves engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is executing the 27th violent correction."
Section 2: Scientific Tai Chi Demonstrates Miraculous Powers
"Hey! Take my old bear's axe!" Just as the enemy general swung his weapon, Sibao suddenly took out a pacifier launcher: "Watch this!" The strawberry-flavored poisonous milk covered the axe blade, and the axe instantly grew fur and turned into a teddy bear.
The three treasures' abacus beads form a physical barrage:
- Tai Chi Cloud Hands = Law of Conservation of Angular Momentum
- Leverage principle MAX version
- Qi sinking into Dantian = lowering the center of gravity and enhancing stability
- The enemy's armpits are weak points (tickling attacks are recommended)
"Uncle, you have a herniated disc!" Erbao's poisonous pupils suddenly lit up, and his poisonous milk sprayed a rainbow mist. The enemy general stumbled twice, and a barcode appeared at the seam of his armor: [Experimental Subject 027: Violent Specialized Type].
Sibao took the opportunity to climb onto the enemy general's shoulders, and the dragon horn data stream cracked the control program: "Daddy said if you can't beat me, rub my face!" The nanomechanical tentacles suddenly softened, performing a cat's tuck for the cute babies.
Section 3: Family portrait of using softness to overcome hardness
When the mechanical boxer activated killing mode, Sanbao suddenly threw out the abacus: "Activate family defense!" The quadruplets launched a combination of skills:
- Spray the second baby with "Lullaby" calming milk mist
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to build a family force field
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Family Portrait Holographic Image
- Dabao used a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the diaper B-BOX
The enemy general suddenly froze, and his mechanical eyes flashed with tear effects: "Memory fragments are loading..." A holographic screen showed a video of the male protagonist teaching the cute baby Tai Chi, and the background laboratory was marked "2023.02.27 Parent-Child Training Day".
"Alert! Emotional variables overloaded..." The mechanical boxer suddenly broke into a square dance, his gloves transforming into cheerleading pom-poms. Sibao threw himself into the enemy general's arms and tore open the control chip—interstellar surveillance revealed the male protagonist being forced to perform parent-child exercises by twenty-seven devices.
"The 27th combat experiment failed..." The enemy general knelt down and took out a rusty tiger talisman from his chest: "I was once saved by General Gu..." The inside of the tiger talisman was engraved with the footprints of Sibao when he was one year old.
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