Volume 3: The Cute Lord of the Immortal Path
"Warning! Detected that the host's education method is 27 versions behind!" The system suddenly projected a holographic transcript on the screen of the Transmission Hall. "Sibao failed 'Quantum Symbolism'. It is recommended to activate Hellish Tutoring Mode~"
Gu Jinghong looked up from her parenting journal to find Sanbao grading Lei Jieyun's test paper with abacus beads. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down on the ruler, and the milk solidified into a barrage of comments: "Master, the way you teach swordsmanship is like my dad helping with homework~"
Suddenly, the temple roof cracked open, and twenty-eight mechanical teachers came charging through the air to the beat of "The Lone Hero," their glasses flashing red: "[Cleaner No. 27: Education Specialized] Friendly reminder: Your teaching certificate has been invalid for 27 years—"
Section 1: Immortal World Tutorial
The magical transformation of the Transmission Hall in the morning light:
- The flying sword has a "wrong question book" QR code that automatically corrects the sword technique
- Wudao Tea is mixed with popping candy and labeled "refreshing drink"
- The futon has a built-in vibration penalty function
- The scrolling "Parents' Signature" barrage on the sword manual cover page
"Art of War, Strategies 1,500!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the automatic grading machine. "Using infant logic to reshape the cultivation education system."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into a teaching syllabus: "Sibao's spiritual power control ability = Daddy's blood pressure fluctuation curve!" Sibao's dragon horn slammed into the pile of test papers, and an interstellar scene emerged in the exploding scent of ink - the male protagonist was locked in a quantum classroom, and was using a laser to carve "Sibao's exclusive wrong question collection" on the blackboard.
The bronze sword spirit floated by, chewing on a piece of chalk: "Young master, southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical rulers broke out of the ground, with the scales engraved with [Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th correction].
Section 2: Scientific Parenting Techniques
"This sword energy trajectory question..." The mechanical teacher had just raised his teaching stick when Erbao suddenly sprayed rainbow chalk dust: "Rote learning detected. Automatically switched to 'BabyBus Cultivation Edition'!"
The quadruplets' incredible operation shocked the immortal world:
- Sanbao uses topology to deconstruct "Yujian Traffic Regulations"
- Sibao modified the dragon horn into a holographic error projector
- Erbao poured AD calcium milk condensed "anti-crying calming pills" into the furnace
- Dabao drew the "Call the parents if you make trouble again" emoticon for his inner demon
"The latest teaching and research results!" Sanbao's abacus beads solidified into a three-dimensional model. "According to Montessori's theory of immortal cultivation—" The abacus beads suddenly transformed into a panda face-covering emoji. "Sibao's thunder tribulation will write its own confession!"
Suddenly, the test paper caught fire, and a laser popped out from the mechanical ruler: "The 27th educational experiment failed..." Sibao climbed onto the podium, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar picture showed that the male protagonist was tied to the blackboard by twenty-seven formulas, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Parent-child Online Class Day".
Section 3 Family Teaching Method
When the mechanical teacher started the sea of questions, Sibao suddenly pulled out a rubber duck and said, "Activate the ultimate secret - Dad's after-school snack time!"
Sanbao's abacus exploded into educational code:
- Erbao's poisonous milk made the test paper dance the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance"
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection: Images of homework being helped in childhood
- Dabao uses a Mo Dao to raise the white flag of the B-BOX pacifier
- The thunderclouds suddenly condensed into 100-point fireworks
The mechanical teachers all crashed, their rulers transformed into glow sticks. The "House Rules" on the temple pillars suddenly cracked, revealing interstellar exercise books. Surveillance footage showed the male protagonist in the lab teaching the four babies to draw spells, while the freezer was filled with small red flower stickers inscribed with "For Baby."
"The 27th teaching experiment has failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the Transmission Hall shrank into a child's desk. Sibao fished out a quantum eraser from the chalk dust, revealing graffiti from the lunar base: "Daddy said, every mistake is the shape of love for you~"
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