The Holy Light shines again! The blessing of "Wisdom" descends!
The minister felt his beloved red sandalwood abacus suddenly lighten! He looked down and saw the frame was still there, but all the beads had vanished! In its place were dozens of tiny, shimmering, rice-sized jade magpies! They chirped faintly but clearly, hopping around on the frame and preening each other's feathers, appearing incredibly clever!
The minister held the plate of "living abacus beads" in his hands, his old face turned pale and his hands shook like sieves.
The fourth was the young craftsman known as "Skillful Lu Ban" from the Donghuang Ministry of Works. He was already nervous, and seeing the plight of the three preceding him, he stuttered even more incoherently: "I wish…I wish Your Highness…good health…as…as strong as a calf?" His original intention was to say healthy and strong, but his words faltered in his panic.
Qibao's holy light faithfully carried out the blessing!
The young craftsman felt his feet sink! Looking down, his brand-new official boots had transformed into two furry, hoof-shaped boots with curved horns... calf-shaped boots! The boots even made an uncontrollable "mooing" sound (holy light onomatopoeia)!
"Moo!" The young craftsman was extremely ashamed and angry.
The entire banquet hall was instantly engulfed in absurd and bizarre scenes! The Northern Di envoy, atop a strawberry candle, the Southern Border Saint with a bun, the Xiling Minister clutching a magpie abacus, the Donghuang clerk mooing in cow-hoof boots... Add to that the scattered light, the glowing cake, and Qibao's strawberry birthmark, now even more dazzling thanks to the "funny" blessing... The scene was completely out of control! Laughter, exclamations, the cries of magpies, and the mooing of cows echoed one after another!
**Section 2: Pacifier Vacuuming and Candy Neutralization**
"Wow! Uncle has a candle on his head!"
"Sister's hair has turned into candy!"
"Little bird! There's a little bird on the abacus!"
Qiqi clapped her hands and giggled with joy at the sight before her, a sight more amusing than any magic trick. The light in her forehead grew brighter and brighter! As her emotions grew, the uncontrolled energy of the "blessing materialization" didn't recede. Instead, it surged like a flood, surging even more fiercely towards the chaotic guests! It seemed that a new, even more bizarre blessing was about to be "fulfilled"!
"Oh no! Sister Qiqi's Liangliang...can't stop!" Sanbao Su Yu was the first to notice something was wrong. He stopped the cloud boat and shouted anxiously.
"Bad Liangliang! Scary!" Second child Su Heng also felt the uncomfortable, overly "sweet" energy turbulence. He subconsciously gripped his golden pacifier tightly, and the "President's Blessing Energy" within his body responded to the pressure! The golden pacifier erupted with a powerful suction force, targeting not physical objects, but the invisible, chaotic "blessing energy"!
Sizzle——!
Like a whale sucking water!
With Erbao at its center, a powerful suction force suddenly emerged! The tangible blessing energies that permeated the air and were about to attach themselves to the other guests (the subsequent energy from the candles, magpies, and ox hooves) seemed to have met their nemesis. They were forcibly pulled and gathered, forming a visible vortex of pink and white light that madly poured into Erbao's golden pacifier!
The pacifier instantly turned into a shining "blessing vacuum cleaner"!
The visions of the guests whose blessing energy had been drained away began to rapidly fade! The candle atop the Northern Di envoy's head extinguished and vanished; the Southern Border Saint's hair softened and returned to its original black strands (although with a strong, sweet scent); the small magpie on the Minister's abacus dissipated into tiny specks of light, only to have the beads reappear (although their positions were completely disorganized); and the minor official's ox-hoof boots returned to their official boots (although two small ox-horn embroidered patterns were added to the boots as a permanent commemoration).
The chaos was temporarily contained! But the massive, mixed "blessing energy" that surged into Erbao's body made him extremely uncomfortable! It felt like forcing down hundreds of pounds of candy of varying flavors: overly sweet, sticky, and conflicting energy properties! His face flushed crimson, his golden pacifier hummed under the weight, and his body trembled slightly, seemingly about to burst from the energy!
"Second brother! Eat some candy!" Sanbao Su Yu quickly came up with a clever idea! His dragon horns flashed with colorful light, instantly condensing into dozens of the largest and purest rainbow candies! With a wave of his hand, the rainbow candies shot towards Erbao like bullets!
The second baby opened his mouth subconsciously (the pacifier was still absorbing the energy flow).
Puff puff puff!
Dozens of rainbow candies were accurately shot into his mouth!
Something wonderful happened!
Yubao's rainbow candy contained pure, neutral, and peaceful energy, like the perfect buffer and neutralizer! The chaotic blessing energy that surged into Erbao's body was immediately softened, diluted, and tempered upon contact with the rainbow candy's energy! The cloyingly sweet and sticky feeling quickly faded, replaced by a warm and soothing current of energy that filled every limb!
Erbao's complexion returned to normal at a visible speed, even becoming more rosy. He burped comfortably, his face filled with rainbow-colored dust. The light from the golden pacifier stabilized, and the suction stopped.
The crisis was temporarily resolved! The guests looked at each other in shock, no longer daring to offer their blessings.
However, the source of the storm remained! Qibao's spirits were lifted by her "wonderful performance" and the help of her brothers! The strawberry birthmark on her forehead shone like a little sun, and the accumulated energy of the Holy Light Blessing not only remained undiminished, but intensified due to her high spirits! She opened her arms, as if wanting to give everyone present a big, blessing hug!
"Qiqi wants everyone to open--" The word "heart" hasn't even been uttered yet!
[Highest alert! Qibao's blessing energy is overloaded! The indiscriminate group blessing is about to materialize! Predicted consequences: candles will grow on everyone's heads, their hair will change, and their pets will turn into magpies!] The venomous tongue system's voice was piercing, "Activating the ultimate plan: forced sleep guidance!"
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