Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: President Nipple's "Financial Bubble" and President Chen's Precise Bomb Defusing**
The "Medicine God System" nourishes the mountains and rivers of the four kingdoms like a gentle spring rain. Wherever the fragrance of medicine permeates, the people live in peace and well-being. Second treasure Su Heng's "President's Blessing of Vitality" has become hard currency in the medicine cabinet. Fourth treasure Su Qi, after a slight lull in his "Strawberry Holy Light" consecration of medicines, has recently become obsessed with creating "personalized micro-carving blessings" for the small wildflowers at the entrance of the "Medicine Fragrance Station" (resulting in the flowers around the station blooming larger than washbasins). Third treasure Su Yu's "Rainbow Cloud Boat" tours are booming, requiring reservations a month in advance (mainly for high-ranking monks who come to absorb the "cute baby energy"). The fifth treasure in her womb is moving steadily and powerfully, as if gathering strength for its dazzling debut.
The days at the General's Mansion seemed to be permeated by the peaceful and tranquil "medicine fragrance," and even time seemed to grow lazy. Until... an unexpected "bubble" blew up in the bond market of the "Pacifier Gold Bank."
The cause was the explosive growth of the "Ten Thousand Gu Holy Cult"'s high-end custom spirit pet business. The limited-edition "Pacifier Bank President's Blessing Gu" was being sold at sky-high prices! A "Rainbow Fart Gu" (exclusive for the Celebration Atmosphere Set), personally infused with "Golden Pacifier Vitality" by Erbao, fetched a price equivalent to a small spirit stone mine on the black market! Even more outrageous, some speculators began issuing subordinated bonds backed by "future spirit pet income rights," with layers of packaging and complexity that even Saint A'Luo was dizzy.
"Buy! 'Golden Mouth Vitality Gu' bonds! Guaranteed profit!" The crowd in the Royal City Exchange was enthusiastic.
"I bought the futures of 'Rainbow Fart Gu Third Generation'! Waiting for the appreciation!" A monk waved the bond subscription form.
"I heard that a new species of 'pacifier sheep' that can tap dance has been discovered in Beidi. Should we follow the related concept bonds?" The speculators whispered to each other.
The market is in a state of false prosperity, and the air is filled with the smell of money and... pacifiers?
Second child Su Heng, the nominal bank president, was busy in his garden, using a diagnostic pacifier to give Little Green Baby his weekly insect health scan and teaching him to use his tentacles to signal for a snack. He was completely oblivious to the undercurrents in the financial market.
The real discoverer of the problem was Dabao Su Chen. His causal abacus, while routinely scanning the logistics data of the "Medicine God System," had detected unusual fluctuations: a large amount of funds were flowing into bonds related to spirit pets, while the trading volume of basic materials such as physical medicinal materials and grain was secretly shrinking.
The abacus's phantom suddenly expanded! The golden beads danced and collided at an unprecedented speed, deducing the complex financial chain. A rare solemnity appeared on the little face.
"Mother, Father!" Dabao Su Chen, holding an abacus, approached Su Li and Xiao Jue, who were giving prenatal education to the fifth child. "A massive bubble of 'false prosperity' has emerged in the 'Pacifier Gold Bank' bond market! Core targets: derivative bonds related to Hengbao Yuanqi and the Holy Church's spiritual pets. Risk level: Extremely high! A collapse in confidence could trigger a chain reaction, impacting the 'Medicine God System's' funding chain and the real economies of the four countries!"
Su Li was shocked: "Foam? Hengbao's pacifier is so valuable?" She looked at her second son who was playing "You clap and I clap (tentacle version)" with Little Green Treasure in the garden, and she didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
[Ding! Has the host finally figured it out?] The venomous system is online, its tone carrying a sense of superiority, "This system has already seen through everything." [This is a typical example of the 'cute baby concept stock' financial bubble! Cause analysis:]
1. **Scarcity of core target**: The Gu worm blown by the president himself (limited production capacity).
2. **Information asymmetry**: Ordinary investors only see the halo of "blessings from the pacifier president" and do not understand the complexity of insect cultivation and the market's carrying capacity.
3. **Speculation**: Unscrupulous businessmen exploit information asymmetry to issue highly leveraged, high-risk derivative bonds.
4. **‘Cute baby logic’ pollutes finance**: Investors blindly believe that “anything involving cute babies will lead to a surge in prices”, lacking rationality!
**[System Prediction]: If left unchecked, the bubble will peak in seven days. Subsequently, due to actual 'Pacifier Vitality Gu' deliveries falling far short of expectations (due to insufficient Erbao production capacity and the Gu's cultivation cycle), panic selling will occur, and a chain reaction of collapse will spread across the four countries! Consequences: The 'Medicine God System's' funding chain will rupture, post stations will close, the aroma of medicine will dissipate, and the people will once again face difficulties in accessing medical care! This will be known in history as the 'Pacifier Stock Market Crash' or the 'Insect Debt Crisis'!
"So serious?!" Su Li gasped, "Chen'er! Can you stop it?"
"Yes." Dabao Su Chen's face was determined, and his abacus beads were still. "However, we need to remove the fire from under the cauldron and defuse it accurately. And... we need Hengbao to cooperate in a play."
**Section 2: The “Bank President Bankruptcy” Drama and the Gentle Bursting of the Bubble**
The core of Dabao Su Chen's "bomb disposal plan": **Create an expectation reversal, guide funds to withdraw in an orderly manner, and avoid panic stampede! **The specific operations are as follows:
1. **Public Opinion Preparation (Master Chen's Operation)**: Dabao drives the causal calculation, using the information nodes of the "Drug God System" and the "Basic Diagnosis and Treatment Instrument" of the post station to precisely deliver "Financial Health Tips" across four countries:
* “Beware of ‘concept’ speculation; investment depends on fundamentals!”
* "'Pacifier Energy' is great, but the president only has one pacifier! Its production capacity is limited!"
* "While spiritual pets are adorable, you need to be careful when raising them and read the additional terms carefully! (Referring to the after-sales responsibilities in A Luo's contract)"
* "Bonds are risky, so stay calm when entering the market! Check your 'diagnostic pacifier stick' – is your heartbeat normal? (Metaphor)"
This information was like a coolant, beginning to calm the enthusiastic investors a little.
2. **Core Blast (Actor Heng Bao Appears)**: The most crucial step in the plan - making the second treasure Su Heng "bankrupt in public"!
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