Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
**When Sibao used his warhorse as a rocking chariot, the Northern Desert Wolf Riders finally understood—the women of Gujia Village were more lethal with a milk bottle than with a spear.**
"Form a line!" Gu Jinghong swung his sword, the pacifier hanging from the tip jingling. "Let these rough guys see what it's like to fight with a baby!"
As soon as the words fell, Erbao's poisonous milk burp instantly made the military flag full of fluorescent mushrooms, and Sanbao's abacus beads spelled out a tactical barrage in the air: "The enemy's weakness - fear of cuteness!"
Section 1: Diaper Saddle Development
In the morning light, the quadruplets were carrying out a "warhorse grooming" project at the stables. Erbao's sharp eyes swept across the horse's back, and the mane automatically braided into dreadlocks and the ponytail tied into a bow.
"Strategy of War 1003—" Gu Jinghong picked up Sibao, who was applying sequins to horseshoes, "Use maternal love to influence your mount."
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly formed a bioelectrical graph: "Mom! The warhorse's brain waves match Daddy's laboratory data!" Upon hearing this, Sibao pushed the dragon horn into the trough. The horse drinking water instantly boiled, and the steam condensed into the shadow of the male protagonist - he was locked in the biological laboratory, and the instrument behind him showed [Warhorse emotional variables tested 27 times].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing on some grass: "Young master, we found something three miles to the southeast..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical war horses broke out of the ground, their eyes flashing with the cold light of [Cleaner No. 27·Cavalry Specialized Type].
Section 2: Cute Baby Cavalry Training
"Attention! Hold the bottle tightly to maintain balance!" Gu Jinghong stood on a chariot converted into a baby carriage and gave a lecture. The war horses under the crotch of the female soldiers were all equipped with the same equipment:
- Built-in diaper ejector in the saddle
- A rainbow pacifier on the bridle
- Horseshoe can play "Lullaby"
- A poisonous mushroom smoke bomb tied to a ponytail
"The enemy is five hundred paces away!" As the sentry finished his words, Sibao suddenly raised his dragon horn and shouted, "Charge!" All the warhorses instantly broke into square dancing, their hooves pounding out the rhythm of "Little Apple." Erbao's poisonous burp sent the enemy's spears blasting, while Sanbao's abacus beads formed words in the air, mocking, "That's it?"
The enemy general lashed out with his sword in a rage, but Dabao slammed him into the bassinet with a "sleeping palm." Sibao seized the opportunity to gnaw through the reins, and the dragon horn data stream spelled out an encrypted file in mid-air: the hero's handwritten "Children are the ultimate mounts," signed with a picture of a captive knight's armor.
Section 3: The Truth on Horseback
While clearing the battlefield, Granny Chen suddenly lifted up the enemy general's armor and said, "Master! These are cyborgs!" The mechanical skeletons exposed beneath the skin were engraved with chilling data:
- [Emotional Suppression Rate 97%] printed on the spine
- Quadruplets' genetic map embedded in the chest cavity
- The eyeball stores cryo-chamber surveillance footage
- Memory blocker detected in joint lubricant
"Alert! Maternal variables are contaminating the battlefield..." The system's electronic tone suddenly changed. The bronze sword spirit tore through the disguise, and the mechanical arm grabbed the four treasures: "27th cavalry data cleared--"
At the critical moment, Sanbao's abacus detonated the rainbow candy bomb in the enemy's body, and the scene of the interstellar racecourse emerged in the exploding frosting - the male protagonist was locked in the quantum stable, and the embryo monitor behind him was beating with Sibao's heart rate curve.
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1. **Genetic Saddle**: Warhorse's Mane Hidden Quadruplet DNA Barcode
2. **Poison Milk Afterimage**: Fluorescent mushrooms secrete memory-repairing spores
3. **Mechanical Easter Egg**: "2023.02.27 Uprising Day" engraved inside the enemy general's helmet
4. **Interstellar Horse Farm**: The Quantum Stables surveillance footage shows the male protagonist lip-syncing "Ride away!"
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