Chapter 177: Saliva Crisis: Purity and Turbidity in a Single Thought



**Conclusion:** His Highness Zero's saliva has a **significant purifying, activating, and optimizing effect** on the water quality of Bibotan Lake! It's not only pollution-free, it's actually a **natural, highly effective water purifier**! **

**[Suggested name:** Prince Zero Brand Chaos Origin Saliva Purifier (essential for home and travel, purifying water sources).**]**

The screen clearly displayed a comparison of the water quality near the point where the saliva fell. Harmful bacteria (red) were significantly eliminated, while beneficial bacteria (green) flourished! There was even a clip showing soldiers fetching water and civilians drinking blindly, each with their surprised faces: "Huh? This water... seems sweeter?" "Yeah! Better than the water we just fetched!"

"Wow!" The people's chatter grew louder, and their gazes towards Lingbao changed from fear and suspicion to surprise and... a hint of desire? That little girl's saliva... could make water taste better?!

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" screamed the witch priest of Southern Xinjiang, "It must be sorcery that tampered with the data! The holy river has been polluted! It must be purified! Use the most intense poisonous fire to burn away the filth!" She acted like a madman, waving her bone staff, trying to forcibly activate some vicious spell.

"Bad guy! You still want to boil water!" Sanbao Su Yu saw it clearly from the cloud boat and pointed his little hand at the witch priest, "Spray to wake you up! Zero brand purification liquid, fire!"

The Rainbow Cloud Boat suddenly lowered its altitude, and the nozzles on the bottom of the boat were aimed at the Southern Xinjiang witch priest and the Gu warriors around her who were trying to cast spells. With a "sizzle" sound!

A mixed spray of "cleansing morning dew" and pool water rich in "chaos purification factor" just drawn from the spot where Lingbao's saliva fell into the water, was sprayed accurately on the heads of the Southern Xinjiang team like a high-pressure water gun!

"ah--!"

"My Gu!"

"Eyes! My eyes!"

The Gu worms writhe in agony, frozen in the mist of water laden with Lingbao's saliva's purifying factors. The witch priest and the Gu warrior are drenched in cold, their spells instantly interrupted. Where their skin touches the mist, a strange coolness washes over them, as if even the impurities within them are being washed away. But even more than that, they feel the embarrassment and humiliation of being drenched in public! The witch priest's meticulously groomed clothes and headdress are ripped to shreds, like a faded pheasant.

**Section 3: Humanoid Water Purifier and Self-Purification of Heaven and Earth**

The on-site demonstration of "Zero Prince Brand Saliva Purifier" was incredibly effective! The Southern Xinjiang team's disastrous performance completely ruined the Four-Nation Alliance's "Heavenly Punishment" drama.

"Slander! This is blatant slander!" The Xiling Stargazing Elder tried to make a final effort, pointing at the abacus light screen, "That water quality report must be a forgery! How can the power of chaos be purified..."

"We'll know if it's a forgery once we try it." Su Li interrupted him, her voice as cold as ice. "Chen'er, connect the abacus to the water quality monitoring arrays of all the public wells in the royal city! Once the water from Bibotan flows into the royal city's water system, we'll get real-time data on the city's water quality!"

"Yes!" The golden light of the Chenbao Abacus flashed again, and the content of the light screen instantly switched, becoming a huge dynamic map covering the entire water network of the royal city! Countless light points represented various wells and water points, and the colors represented the water quality.

On the map, the blue band of light representing the water source of Bibotan flowing into the main water vein, after flowing through the area downstream of the Lingbaokou water drop point, the blue light point representing the water quality is noticeably purer, more transparent, and full of vitality than in other areas! The water quality of the entire Wangcheng water system, also due to the influx of this "purified" water source, has taken on a healthy and vibrant light golden luster!

**【Wangcheng Water System Comprehensive Report:】**

**Overall water quality: **Excellent+ (reaching historical best level).**

* **Hazardous substance content:** Down 80% year-on-year.

* **Activity of beneficial elements:** Increased by 150% year-on-year. **

**Key improvement point:** Downstream of the point where the water from Prince Zero falls into the Bibotan Lake (the purification factor diffusion area).**

* **Public Health Expectations:** The incidence of waterborne diseases will be significantly reduced.**

**[Conclusion:** His Highness Ling's unintentional act actually benefited millions of lives in the Royal City! I suggest the Royal Capital Government erect a monument at Bibotan: 'Zero Source Holy Grace'!**]**

The ironclad facts, made public through the city-wide surveillance network, were more powerful than any argument! The onlookers were completely enraged!

"So His Highness Zero is here to bring you blessings!"

"That saliva... is holy water!"

"I was saying the water I just drew was extra sweet! Turns out it was all thanks to His Highness Zero!"

"Thank you, Your Highness Ling! Thank you, Madam Su!"

"Those damn bastards from Shikoku! They almost made us miss out on the holy water!"

Public opinion suddenly turned against the Four-Nation Alliance, surging against them. The soldiers, looking at the angry people and the irrefutable water quality data, began to waver on their weapons, their morale plummeting.

The Poison Tongue System's announcement, with its unbearable fury and ultimate judgment, resonated deeply within the hearts of the high-ranking officials of all four nations, as well as the "divine punishment executors" who participated in the frame-up.

**[The four-nation 'Environmental Protection Alliance' has been detected to be carrying out the ultimate stigmatization of His Majesty Zero's oral secretions! 】**

**[Execution method:** Fake the scene of heavenly punishment, slander Chaos's saliva as the source of world-destroying pollution, incite public opinion, and attempt to carry out physical destruction!**]**

**[According to the 'Ultimate Saliva Crisis Management Regulations':** All core members (including monarchs, priests, elders, and generals) who planned, executed, or knew about this slander and frame-up plan will immediately be subject to the ultimate punishment—**a hundred years as a 'Human Chaos Saliva Purifier'!]**

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