Volume 2: Beacon Fires and Smoke
"Mom! The corn is dancing to 'The Lone Hero'!" Sibao rushed into the granary, holding a fluorescent colander, followed by a string of grain bags with dreadlocks made of wheat ears. "They're talking about forming a 'Carbohydrate Avengers'!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from the pile of account books to find Sanbao directing Mung Bean in a tap dance with a candied haws. Erbao's poisoned milk bottle was stuck upside down in the rice jar, and the colorful milk mist it sprayed out condensed into three large characters: Eat, eat, hungry.
Suddenly, the ground cracked open, and twenty-eight robotic delivery drivers emerged, their helmets flashing red. "[Cleaner No. 27 - Logistics Specialist] Notice: You have twenty-seven negative reviews pending—"
Section 1: Granary Metaverse
The granary is hosting a carnival in the moonlight:
- Red beans form a heart-shaped square to seek a chance encounter
- Bacon swings on the beams and sings rap
- Dehydrated vegetables spell out "I want to take a hot spring bath"
- Flour spontaneously forms Peppa Pig haze
"Strategy of War, Stratagem 1009!" Gu Jinghong stuffed the four treasures into the rice jar of the disco. "Use the wrath of carbohydrates to strike back at the enemy!"
Sanbao's abacus beads suddenly exploded into stars: "The hunger value has exceeded the historical peak!" Sibao's dragon horn inserted into the wildly shaking haystack, and an interstellar scene emerged from the exploding wheat awns - the male protagonist was locked in the antimatter takeaway station, and the holographic screen behind him showed [Sibao's takeaway order is about to time out].
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing an energy bar: "Young master, on the food road..." Before he finished speaking, twenty-eight mechanical food trucks broke through the wall and entered, with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th food-cutting operation" printed on the bodies of the trucks.
Section 2: Tongue Hacker War
"The latest battle situation!" The quartermaster held up the sprouting mobilization order. "The enemy is using their shields to make pancakes, and the archers are carving Meituan takeout on their arrows!"
After the quadruplets started the battle to defend the granary:
- Erbao develops a self-heating hot pot with poisonous mushrooms (those who eat it will skip the third test)
- Sanbao uses abacus beads to put every grain of rice on the blockchain
- Sibao converted Longjiao into a smart ordering machine
- Dabao drew a graffiti on the food truck saying "Hungry Goods Are Coming"
"This is the latest food route defense system." Sanbao's abacus beads condensed into a galaxy of data. "After using quantum entanglement technology—" the beads suddenly transformed into a panda head emoji. "General Wu's stolen roast chicken is now streaking across a parallel universe!"
The alarm suddenly blew, and Sibao's dragon horn scan detected a change in the grain cart:
- The grain transport horse's tail is a dynamic QR code
- Hidden in the sack is a photosynthesis burger
- Nano pickled fish in the pickle jar
- Antimatter popping candy mixed into millet
"Alert! Hungry black hole discovered!" Erbao's poisonous eyes reflected a holographic image of the granary - all the food was collapsing into a black hole, and in the center of the vortex appeared the male protagonist's bloodwritten words: "Feed the children quickly!"
Section 3: The Well-fed Live Forever
When the delivery robot began to devour the granary, Sanbao suddenly threw out the candied haws scepter: "Show your talent!" The quadruplets launched their ultimate secret move:
- Erbao's poisonous milk bottle sprayed "Eating March"
- The three treasures' abacus beads form a giant barbecue formation
- Sibao uses dragon horns to project the AR show of the Manchu-Han Banquet
- Dabao's Mo Dao stirs up the glowing snail noodles
The grain silo twisted and deformed under the sound waves, and nano-pop candies transformed into KTV boxes. The robotic delivery driver suddenly stopped destroying food and began square dancing to "The Most Dazzling National Style."
"The flaw is in the eighth measure!" Sanbao's abacus smashed the main control car, and what exploded was not a chip but:
- A USB drive that stores Sibao infant recipes
- Nanoworms that can 3D print Buddha Jumps Over the Wall
- Quantum milk bottle engraved with "2023.02.27 Weaning Date"
- The male protagonist is trapped in the holographic surveillance of the refrigerator
"The 27th feeding experiment failed..." The mechanical food truck suddenly exploded. Sibao pounced on the exploding interstellar takeout box. The freezer showed the male protagonist being fed genetic nutrient solution by 27 robotic arms.
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