Volume 4: Phoenix Crying in the Ninth Heaven
**Section 1: Rocking Car in Imperial Medical Bureau**
The Imperial Hospital's medicine cabinet suddenly started playing the Compendium of Materia Medica, shaking Sibao's freshly brewed medicine pot into a milk tea thermos. Erbao, holding a milk bottle emitting rainbow mist, knocked over the examination table and said, "Mom! There's a typhoid fever prescription being sold on Douyin livestream! They say you can get a cupping seal signed by Gu Jinghong if you take three doses!"
Gu Jinghong looked up from Qianjin Fang and found that the words in the pharmacopoeia were twisted into a barrage of comments: [Danggui: Family members, double-click 666] [Ginseng: Friends, place an order and jump to the Compendium of Materia Medica]
The Poison Tongue System suddenly released a holographic projection:
- Acupuncture bronze man head "Guaranteed teaching until you master it" LED headband
- The medicine grinder automatically generates a "crush anxiety" ghost video
- The most outrageous thing is the imperial physician's hat, with an "online consultation" QR code hanging on the brim of the hat
Yaowang Ding cried: "They cooked snail noodles in my cauldron!"
"A run on medical resources has been detected," a bottle icon popped up on the system, "Starting 'Baby Health Handbook' 2.0!" The main hall of the Imperial Hospital transformed into a children's playground.
Sibao's dragon horn scanned the RNA chain: "Panic index = grams of Daddy's coffee grounds x 27!" Before he could finish his words, the people came crashing down the courtyard wall, holding up glowing spittoons: "My Lady! Old Wang next door drank the tranquilizing formula like it was slimming tea and got diarrhea!"
The bronze sword spirit floated by while chewing wolfberries: "Young master, Xun position..." Twenty-eight mechanical medicine boys broke out of the ground, and the pestles were engraved with "Cleaner No. 27 is carrying out the 27th public health experiment."
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**Section 2: Quantum Prescription Revolution**
"This requires a ruler and his ministers..." Just as the judge unfolded the ancient scroll, Sibao suddenly unleashed his holographic reading pen: "Classical Chinese detected, translated into a children's song version from 'BabyBus'!"
The hardcore medical treatment of the childcare system shocked the medical community:
- Sanbao uses blockchain to add "anti-counterfeiting footprints" to prescriptions
- Sibao converted the dragon horn into a CT scanner (the lesion automatically performed the "Chicken Cha Cha Dance")
- The system pours AD calcium milk into the medicine pot (the "Drink more hot water" emoji appears when it boils)
- Erbao puts on diapers for the silver needles (Acupuncture automatically plays the background music of "Dig, Dig")
"The latest epidemic prevention plan!" The system suddenly switched to a nursery rhyme: [Based on the host's flustered index, start the rocking car decoction mode] The holographic screen popped up:
- Bitter Herb Soup Transforms into Bobo Milk Tea Cup
- The medicine is encrypted into the piano sheet of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
- Plague warning activates "diaper" absorption system
Suddenly, the medicine cabinet exploded into rainbow candies, and the mechanical medicine boy popped up a warning: [The 27th public health experiment failed...] Sibao climbed onto the robotic arm, and the Longjiao data stream cracked the program - the interstellar screen showed that the male protagonist was bound by twenty-seven medical codes, and the experimental log was marked "2023.02.27 Father's Love Prescription Day".
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**Section 3: Holographic Dad Clinic**
As the mechanical medicine boy started the disinfection process, Sibao suddenly took out the electronic thermometer: "Activate the ultimate secret - Daddy's fever-reducing kiss!"
The system suddenly blue screen disco:
- Sanbao's abacus generates a "raise high" antibody dynamic image (medicine residue automatically spells love)
- Sibao Dragon Corner Projection Baby Monitoring (male protagonist takes body temperature VR late at night)
- Mo Dao raises the glowing diaper flag (the plague index returns to zero)
- Shiwan Yaoguo sang "Where Are We Going, Dad?" with pink bubbles
Mechanical medicine boys all crashed, their pestles transformed into fluorescent bottles. From the imperial physician's hat sprang an interstellar childcare surveillance system—the male protagonist used the prescription to fold four baby paper airplanes, each inscribed with "Father's Love, Direct to Health."
"Experiment 27 failed..." A mechanical voice echoed as the epidemic area shrank into a children's medical kit. Sibao fished out a quantum bandage from the drug residue, and the adhesive tape emerged from the lunar shelter hospital: "Daddy said that every time it heals, it's in the shape of my love for you~"
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