**[Ding! It has been detected that the Shikoku 'Concept Locksmith Gang' is illegally depriving His Highness Zero of his right to language development and definition! ]**
**[Implementation method:** Seal basic vocabulary, pollute semantic links, and create an expression cage.**]**
**[According to the 'Ultimate Protection Regulation for Infant and Child Language Development and Naming Freedom':** All core members (including great scholars, ci masters, and seal masters) who planned, implemented, or knew about this deprivation plan will immediately be subject to the ultimate punishment -** serving as 'eternal stuttering teachers' for one hundred years!]**
**【Penalty details:】**
1. **Identity Solidification:** The punished soul will forever serve as a language teacher (virtual) at the "Chaos Kindergarten."**
2. **Textbook Specific:** The "Chaos True Name Dictionary" personally named and compiled by the soul projection of Eternal Professor Zero (during his language burst phase) (e.g., Beibei, Guangguang, Yingying).**
3. **Teaching Requirements:** Each word must be explained using the most standard pronunciation and clearest meaning (e.g., "被被" refers to any soft covering). **
4. **Stuttering Curse:** When explaining a key point (such as the definition of "光光"), severe stuttering will be triggered ("光...光...是...是暖...暖暖的..."), and it cannot be skipped.
5. **Student Feedback:** His Highness Zero's soul projection always commented on the teacher as "stupid" and "unable to explain", and then demonstrated correctly.**
6. **Loop Hell:** After completing the teaching of a word (and experiencing stuttering), seamlessly transition to the next, more difficult word (such as "sundai bingbing").**
7. **Title Binding:** Obtain the title of "Eternal Stuttering Master" (Soul Binding, visible in reincarnation, comes with virtual chalk dust and saliva podium special effects).**
**[Effective immediately! Covering all heavens! Tracing cause and effect! Enforced!]**
**[Attachment: The first batch of "Eternal Stuttering Teachers" specially appointed famous teachers: Four-country lexicon guardians (including semantic pollution teachers). ]**
Be a kindergarten teacher forever!
Teach baby talk forever!
Stuttering at the critical moment of eternity!
Will you always be disliked by students?
The eternal stutterer?
Chalk dust saliva effect?!
Imagine the eternal, hopeless cycle of stammering to explain the meaning of "beibei" to infant souls in virtual classrooms, only to be rejected... The academic elites of the four countries were instantly speechless! The survivors stuttered at the sight of books, stuttered at the word "guang", and their hands trembled at the pointer.
In the General's Mansion's study (a makeshift "Chaos Naming Corner"), Lingbao sat on a thick carpet. A large, blank album lay spread out before her. Chenbao's abacus hovered nearby. Golden light scanned and projected each object Lingbao pointed at onto the album, labeling it with the name she had assigned it.
"Cup!" Lingbao pointed at his small water cup.
A golden light flashed, and a water cup pattern appeared on the album, with crooked golden text appearing next to it: "Beibei (a small container for holding water, exclusive to Lingbao)".
"Deng Deng!" pointing to the glass lamp.
The pattern and text record: "Deng Deng (a house that shines brightly, named by Lingbao)".
"Daddy!" She suddenly turned around and rushed towards Xiao Jue who was standing quietly beside her.
The golden light froze on Xiao Jue's tall figure. The blank pages of the album trembled slightly, as if waiting for a sufficient definition.
Xiao Jue bent down and easily picked up his daughter with one arm. Lingbao's little hands cupped her father's cheeks, her big black eyes gazing at him intently, her little mouth opening and closing, trying to utter more complex syllables:
"Daddy...Daddy...come back...come back..." She tried hard to organize the chaotic mantra, trying to name the cold ruler in her father's hand that accompanied her growth and protected her exploration.
In Xiao Jue's deep eyes, the icy silence was pierced by a barely perceptible warmth. He let his daughter's small hands explore his face. The cold sheath of the Guihong ruler seemed to lose all its edge under Lingbao's focused gaze and unfinished naming.
A deep voice, with a realization that all things have returned to their true nature, echoed amidst Lingbao's efforts to "return...return...", as light as a sigh:
"To write a book is to bind a living being with rigid words."
"Establishing the code and renovating the library, aiming to imprison life with the word death."
“This vast sea of words…”
His empty hand gently brushed the direction of the vocabulary library - there used to be mountains and seas of classics that tried to define "light" as cold and "cold" as burning, but now they turned to ashes with Lingbao's cry of "Guang Guang".
“…the so-called ‘shackles of truth’ that claim to be the golden rule,”
He lowered his head and gently rested his forehead against his daughter's soft, milky forehead. Lingbao was amused by her father's closeness and forgot to continue naming her. She giggled and her warm breath sprayed on Xiao Jue's cheek.
"It's just,"
Xiao Jue raised his eyes, his gaze seeming to penetrate time and space. He saw those "stuttering masters" struggling in the eternal hell of stuttering. He also saw the people in the streets of the four countries pointing at the sun, finally able to shout smoothly again: "Look! What a warm light!"
"I long for my son's lips..."
Lingbao had played with daddy's face enough, so she tilted her little head and rested comfortably on Xiao Jue's strong shoulder, mumbling unconsciously: "Daddy... I'll be... warm..." The vague syllables weaved the most reassuring picture in her world.
“…This is an ambiguous yet firm call.”
That childish, saliva-sounding "beibei" ("bei" in Chinese) is like the gentlest key, unlocking the door to all things sealed by concepts. Under the authority of chaotic naming, the world casts off the heavy shackles imposed by academics and returns to the simple and authentic form of a down quilt warmed by the sun. Every name bestowed by Lingbao heralds the birth of a more vibrant world.
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